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Jenny Slate Posts
30,302 Likes | 1542 days ago | 723
SURPRISE! New live shows announced today! I’ll be going to different cities to read my favorite pieces and talk to you about my book, LITTLE WEIRDS out Nov. 5th. Tickets go on-sale this Friday at 10AM EST. You can find tickets and more info at the link in my bio! Please come and have a nice evening with me! #LittleWeirdsTour photo by @lukefontana
32,452 Likes | 1544 days ago | 473
MY NETFLIX STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL “Stage Fright” COMES OUT 10/22 on @netflixisajoke! It’s part stand-up, part documentary about my family, my fears, my heart, and a lot of other things that will make you laugh. Directed by my @gillianrobespierre, shot by @miss_ashcon, produced by @bettyholm & @smroma, edited by @betsykagen & music by @slhjenkins ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thanks to all of these women for their companionship and very good hard work. Also, this donkey is not in the special. The main animal is ME.
70,821 Likes | 1548 days ago | 369
If i weren’t marrying him, I’d marry you, Dairy Freeze. I’ve loved you all my life. This is perhaps my greatest honor and definitely the cutest thing to ever occur. Thank you! Love love love 💕
161,594 Likes | 1550 days ago | 2,052
He took me to France and made a picnic and made me feel happy and free and then he asked me to marry him and i screamed YES. I love you @benshattuck_art, you are the kindest and brightest and I am so grateful and here we go and keep going ❤️🎈❤️
2,086 Likes | 1561 days ago | 35
THIS NEW ALBUM BY @joanshelley is so gorgeous and I thank her for making it! Wow wow wow i love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
25,705 Likes | 1568 days ago | 220
LET ME READ LITTLE BITS OF MY BOOK TO YOU! NOVEMBER 5th! Ooh lala! A fancy night @townhallnyc during which I will read to you and we will chat about it all if you like! A q&a also w a secret special person😛😛😛! My ONLY SHOW this year with @NYComedyFest. Link for tix in bio! Join me! #MakeNYLaugh
9,122 Likes | 1623 days ago | 46
Happy birthday to @gillianrobespierre who packs my suitcases, makes all my (f)Art with me and is a truly good friend forever and ever amen 🙏
20,054 Likes | 1626 days ago | 108
Thank u for having me @latenightseth! I ❤️ your show! And ❤️ to @rheannewhite @itsmatin for hair& makeup! Photo: Lloyd Bishop/NBC
13,656 Likes | 1633 days ago | 107
“NO NEED TODAY” Is our motto for today’s workday and I think it’s really going to create a cool vibe? 🧻🧻🧻⚰️⚰️⚰️💡💡💡🧨🧨🧨📽📽📽@gillianrobespierre @smroma @bettyholm
17,634 Likes | 1636 days ago | 66
Nothing but boyfriend in front of nude sculpture and holding two 6 foot snake skins and then walking around mumbling w deep concern “that’s a six foot snake!” 🆒🆒🆒way to be @benshattuck_art way to be 😍
5,309 Likes | 1636 days ago | 10
🦢❤️🦢congrats @lucy.keating and Toby!
3,469 Likes | 1640 days ago | 26
LOS ANGELES! My friends are putting on a cool show next thurs night for a great cause with @SarahKSilverman, @chelseaperetti and more!! tix avail now! @ActionCivicsCA
22,455 Likes | 1644 days ago | 230
Go see it this weekend, pets! @secretlifeofpets ❤️❤️❤️❤️
13,441 Likes | 1647 days ago | 35
These ladies make some of the most delicious food I’ve eaten in a lonnnng time! If you live in SouthCoast MA and are looking for a chef to do meal prep, cooking classes for adults AND kids, events, or retreats like ours this week, please please get in touch with my friends Haley and Celeste @theholistictrick. THEY MAKE THE TASTIEST BEST FOOOOOOOOD!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
9,936 Likes | 1647 days ago | 49
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35,710 Likes | 1648 days ago | 118
So very proud of my love @benshattuck_art for putting together a truly moving and exciting week @cuttyhunk_writers residency here on cuttyhunk island. Last night we listened to Hernan Diaz read from Moby Dick, we watched the sun set, and then we truly kicked ass at pool. And yes I’m holding a handle of rum. Fantasy achieved/complete 🐳🆒❤️
47,364 Likes | 1652 days ago | 315
Hey! You can pre-order my book now! Thank you @littlebrown for a very sweet day at this totally bonkers book expo! Feeling so lovely in my @no6store clogs and dress, got all primped by @kirinstagram and @rheannewhite ❤️❤️❤️
47,228 Likes | 1653 days ago | 308
Are u fun or are u uptight and serious
6,954 Likes | 1654 days ago | 184
This is the world that the Trump administration and Republican Party leaders are obsessed with: criminalizing, intimidating, and harassing doctors from providing safe, legal abortion — a world where abortion is inaccessible in this country. This is a chilling warning for all of us. We are in a state of emergency for women’s health. Today it’s Missouri, tomorrow it could be all of America. #StoptheBans #EmergencyResponse I stand with @ppact
3,475 Likes | 1661 days ago | 40
I am a very small part of this spiritual masterpiece by @thelonelyisland and it enters our universe at midnight pst tonight @Netflix so get ready to be moved 💯💯💯
65,832 Likes | 1661 days ago | 575
Good morning good morning here we go @secretlifeofpets! Thanks for making my morning bright @kirinstagram 💄 @rheannewhite 💇🏻♀️@mrmontyjackson 💃🏻 @mociun @zimmermann
4,119 Likes | 1662 days ago | 45
“And without his knowing it” Well, Willa Cather always wins.
4,422 Likes | 1662 days ago | 103
Hi sweethearts. A moment of your time please: The majority of Americans don’t want to see Roe v. Wade overturned. #IStandWithPP to organize, rally, and fight back against the extreme abortion bans sweeping the country. A post-Roe world is dangerously close. Extreme politicians will say and do anything, even lie about abortion and pass extreme abortion bans, to take this crucial health care away from reach for millions of people nationwide. So we are sounding the alarm. #StopTheBans @ppact ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
65,945 Likes | 1663 days ago | 583
It’s time for day 1 of @secretlifeofpets press! Thank you @mrmontyjackson for this @altuzarra dress and @mociun jewelry, my dear @kirinstagram for makeup @rheannewhite for hair
10,677 Likes | 1663 days ago | 79
Do you play Celtic music? Irish or Scottish guitar or fiddle? My boyfriend @benshattuck_art is announcing a BRAND NEW MUSIC RESIDENCY from AUGUST 7-14, and applications are due JUNE 1. (I’m going to be helping out and also just chilling out) Penikese Islands Music and Nature Residency: A Celtic Music Gathering will take care place on gorgeous (and tick free!!!!) Penikese Island. There will be music workshops during the day, chefs cooking for us at night, excellent teachers like @stephiecoleman, and lots of sun and swimming. I’m gonna be there just helping out with my sweetie, listening to you musicians, splashing around in the Atlantic, and maybe you will be as well! Hope to see you there! www.islandmusicresidency.com
28,204 Likes | 1663 days ago | 134
I love exploring words and using my love for language but I’m just going to let this image speak for itself (amen)
4,462 Likes | 1664 days ago | 52
Hi Boston! Next weekend I’m coming back to the Wilbur for a special show! I promise we will have a fun night and i know we need it! Let’s have fun together! Tix @the_wilbur or my website www.thejennyslate.com ❤️❤️❤️
10,340 Likes | 1666 days ago | 206
Alabama @GovernorKayIvey signed the most extreme abortion ban since Roe v Wade. This isn’t a coincidence — it’s part of an attempt to ban abortion outright. And it isn’t just an attack on Alabama women, this is an attack on everyone who might or can get pregnant. #StopTheBans
43,555 Likes | 1667 days ago | 547
25 white, male legislators in Alabama voted to take away women’s health and rights. This bill - could jail doctors for life just for providing care - would put women’s lives in jeopardy - makes NO EXCEPTIONS for rape or incest #StopTheBans I proudly stand with @plannedparenthood ❤️❤️❤️
3,735 Likes | 1668 days ago | 59
Hi @tierrawhack i love you
8,783 Likes | 1669 days ago | 21
Hello earth! I am here and I am so proud to join more than 165 artists to show my support for health care access and the Title X program. Everyone — regardless of who you are or how much you make — deserves health care. Health care is a human right. Check out the full ad in @variety and learn more at protectx.org/learn. #ProtectX
12,044 Likes | 1669 days ago | 69
Thanks for having me @thewebbyawards! And thanks @kirinstagram @rheannewhite @mrmontyjackson @altuzarra for making me feel so 🌶🦢☄️🌷🏆
13,513 Likes | 1671 days ago | 36
Happy Nancy Day, Nancy ❤️❤️❤️
26,872 Likes | 1671 days ago | 96
Great-grandmothers❤️Grandmothers❤️Mothers❤️Aunts❤️Daughters❤️Sisters❤️People❤️
6,442 Likes | 1682 days ago | 113
Helloooooooooo! We’re coming back and we’re cuter than ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
4,769 Likes | 1683 days ago | 52
Hey Boston! Come catch a glimpse of my sacred diaper and watch me pick my tiny baby nose! Still a few tix for end of May! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
2,247 Likes | 1697 days ago | 50
Hey poets! Apply to Fall Poetry Session by MAY 1! You can click on @cuttyhunk_writers bio to see how to apply. September is a very beautiful time of year on Cuttyhunk and we’d love to see you there 🌿🐳🦢🌿
8,400 Likes | 1709 days ago | 42
THANK U TO ALL OF THESE WOMEN WHO MADE MY COMEDY DREAMS COME TRUE! thank you to the wonderful audiences! Major thanks to @gillianrobespierre @bettyholm @miss_ashcon @smroma @kirinstagram @rheannewhite @mistergarf @mallorymwedding @janeclevy @leahbeckmann
2,315 Likes | 1709 days ago | 8
I’m coming to @tribeca in May to share this truly original and dare i say KICKASS fiction podcast that i made with my friend/brilliant director Aaron Katz. Come see us talk about our project! Link for tix in bio. Get em now!
35,614 Likes | 1711 days ago | 199
Hi it’s me I’m your little toy/pet/clown and no joke I’ve realized that all i care about is loving and giving/getting treats and finding all of the best ways to do that!
11,592 Likes | 1711 days ago | 78
Oh Damn! NYC did it just right for this little Masshole! It’s me, babaaaay. And also Dunkin’? Here we go! As Fiorello LaGuardia once said to The Brooklyn Bridge, “Hey babe? Im horny for these two shows on Wednesday.” ❤️see you soon, pervs❤️
16,833 Likes | 1716 days ago | 198
I’m doing TWO very ☄️special☄️ shows in NYC on APRIL 3rd! I’d love to see your friendly faces. These shows are the most important I’ve done in a long time, the theater is intimate. Get your tix at 9:30PST/12:30EST TODAY! I’ll see you soon! Link for tix in bio, sweeties!
18,145 Likes | 1722 days ago | 141
This is what you call a true honor. Andrew’s album comes out tomorrow. It is gorgeous. Thank you @largolosangeles .... #Repost @largolosangeles ・・・ Andrew Bird had a most special guest tonite , Miss Jenny Slate Going to be a beautiful nite @andrewbirdmusic @jennyslate #largolosangeles
8,668 Likes | 1722 days ago | 45
Thanks to @largolosangeles for capturing my backstage/last minute scribbles 🌌
30,083 Likes | 1724 days ago | 135
Thank you @lukefontana for fun times before @largolosangeles ❤️ (and @rachelcomey for this dresssssss)
7,099 Likes | 1726 days ago | 30
COME SEE US @largolosangeles TONIGHT❤️❤️❤️❤️🆒🆒🆒
4,133 Likes | 1729 days ago | 18
I stand with Planned Parenthood #Repost @gillianrobespierre ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ・・・ Everyone — regardless of who you are or how much you make — deserves health care. The attack on Title X, the nation’s program for affordable birth control and reproductive health care, could leave millions without care. I stand with Planned Parenthood to #ProtectX @ppact
9,166 Likes | 1731 days ago | 60
Hey LA! We’re coming back next week and we want you to be there! Me, @maxsilvestri and @gabeliedman are gonna make everything be so horny! Tickets on @largolosangeles website ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
72,374 Likes | 1738 days ago | 1,204
Hello friends. I’ve written a book. It is light as a feather, deep as a well. I wrote it to help myself see beauty in my self and in our world. Now I give it to you. I hope it brings you much much much happiness! It comes out in November. Link to order it is in my bio. ❤️❤️❤️@greggkulick did this gorgeous cover for me and he did it just right
5,871 Likes | 1745 days ago | 87
HELLO BOSTON DARLINGS I AM COMING BACK TO THE WILBUR. I am currently at the Grand Canyon and I just stepped my whole body and spirit into the ancient petrified footprint of a T-REX so i have a feeling that these upcoming shows are going to be WILLLLLD! Pre-sale is ON! Get em while they last! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
6,051 Likes | 1765 days ago | 54
Happy Birthday @maxsilvestri u are one of my greatest friends ever and this is a pic of u explaining your genius late night bodega sandwich concept. You rule🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇(u and @gabeliedman v drunk in this photograph)
39,891 Likes | 1770 days ago | 213
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌
14,305 Likes | 1772 days ago | 49
This is how i feel about this. And thank you @rachelcomey for this perfect sweater and perfect jeans and @mackage @mrmontyjackson for the coat @mulberryengland for the sweet lil purse, @rebeccadinerstein for the beautiful film!!!
4,921 Likes | 1772 days ago | 0
Hey, writers! How about this? Why not apply to Cuttyhunk Island Writers Residency, with Pulitzer Prize Finalist Hernan Diaz! Fiction writing workshops, oysters, cocktails, on a beautiful island off of Cape Cod, May 28-June 4. Apply by this Friday (Feb 1)!!!! Full scholarships for writers of color, working parents, Wampanoag Tribe members, and international writers. All details on website. Hope to see you by the sea❤️❤️❤️ @cuttyhunk_writers
42,784 Likes | 1776 days ago | 148
Here we gooooooo babaaaay! #thesunlitnight @sundanceorg
5,616 Likes | 1777 days ago | 139
Hi Boston!!! I’m comin baaaaack! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
19,238 Likes | 1777 days ago | 108
OK @sundanceorg here we come! #TheSunlitNight @rebeccadinerstein ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
7,397 Likes | 1783 days ago | 38
Hi @sf_sketchfest we are hereeeeee ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @gabeliedman @maxsilvestri
12,819 Likes | 1785 days ago | 64
Thank you to all of the nice people who came to @largolosangeles to see our (f)art last night. See you on Saturday in SF!
5,374 Likes | 1786 days ago | 22
Hey @bigmouthnetflix @nickkroll looks like you guys have a new cast member ❤️❤️❤️
4,553 Likes | 1791 days ago | 16
Hey @gabeliedman is in rare form (tiny package of Kleenex next to this fellow right now)
21,530 Likes | 1791 days ago | 58
Thanks to @gabeliedman for catching my pre-show ritual of listening to old sets and not even using my hands to drink my thingy
3,998 Likes | 1805 days ago | 36
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND @janeclevy. Jane, I love you very very very much. ❤️🦕❤️🦕❤️
8,231 Likes | 1814 days ago | 49
Busting out of self-imposes phone/social media break to 1) send a deep thank you to @gillianrobespierre for DIRECTING by suitcase and @smroma for PRODUCING this suitcase in association w @bettyholm and 2) to say that I’m bad at packing and 3) that last night i had a dream that Ross from friends (in character IN THE 90s) kissed me and said “I love you” but I was stressed bc I WAS DATING CHANDLER. Anyway, happy holidays everyone! I’m leaving the country for a while. See you in the brand new year! ❤️💋❤️
4,116 Likes | 1817 days ago | 121
Hi Austin!!! Do you want to come see me? see u soon?!? tix on sale now!
17,737 Likes | 1818 days ago | 158
Thank you to four perfect and loving crowds @heliumcomedypdx, thank you for listening to some new and rather heart-sensitive material for me, and to @gabeliedman for SLAYYYYING every. Single. Time. This weekend was very fun and PDX is a dream. I am so happy and tired and full of gratitude and yes this is technically ballet that I’m performing here in this vid yes it is ❤️❤️❤️
3,036 Likes | 1818 days ago | 17
Thank you for actually factually everything forever @gabeliedman u are so funny and wonderful. BFF SINCE Y2K BABAAAAY ❤️
23,664 Likes | 1819 days ago | 147
Ok PDX I’m here on a tiny suede couch @heliumcomedypdx w @gabeliedman and im wearing BOTH a TUNIC AND BELLBOTTOMS so YOU FIGURE IT OUT. (Hey @rachelcomey this is my fav outfit)🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
2,616 Likes | 1820 days ago | 36
Guess what, sweethearts in SAN FRANCISCO?!? We’re coming to you and it’s gonna be very cool ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️GET YOUR TIX BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
1,434 Likes | 1821 days ago | 12
Dear @thenametomi YOU ARE GOOD🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
12,988 Likes | 1821 days ago | 87
I’m not sure if @party_harderson understands how much i am her biggest fan and am eternally grateful to her for killin it tonight in Brooklyn. This is me getting pumped during her soundcheck, which in itself was perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
8,505 Likes | 1821 days ago | 57
UMMMM @party_harderson is opening for me tonight so basically my life is a dream and a gift and a success!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
11,173 Likes | 1822 days ago | 64
JUST IN CASE U ARE WONDERING IF I WILL BE SHARP FOR TOMORROWS SHOW, It’s ON. Shown with permission from @mistergarf but NOT @leahbeckmann i guess i will see you in court?
10,576 Likes | 1825 days ago | 65
I mean yes but also really this is a surprisingly neutral and direct statement to put here while i listen to this song but yes it’s true
4,368 Likes | 1827 days ago | 13
1) “when i played soccer my teammates would get upset because they said i touched my body too much” a heartbreaking anecdote by @dzompare 2) married to a ghost @gabeliedman
3,929 Likes | 1827 days ago | 18
No but if you want to #meetmycrew you should meet these nice cuties that i met tonight tonight @Jcrew in century city. Btw this one is not sponsored. I love the staff no joke they were chill to the max ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
8,577 Likes | 1827 days ago | 55
Having myself a merry little Hanukkah @jcrew #meetmycrew #ad MY CREW IS COOKIES AND COCKTAILS AND PALS
22,228 Likes | 1827 days ago | 112
Oh baby it’s time to party and I’m feelin dapper with this @jcrew tuxedo blazer and these two hot dates @gabeliedman @dzompare Celebrating the holidays tonight! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #meetmycrew #ad thank u @kirinstagram @nikkiprovidence for cleanin me upppp
3,123 Likes | 1830 days ago | 21
Really making some great art w @maxsilvestri 🆒🆒🆒🆒
10,086 Likes | 1831 days ago | 123
Every time i randomly open my constant companion aka collected Stories of Lydia Davis i see exactly what i need to see
22,638 Likes | 1831 days ago | 81
This is really the whole thing ❤️@janeclevy @mistergarf
15,646 Likes | 1835 days ago | 128
EXCUSE ME WHILE I EXPLODE WITH PRIDE but our movie The Sunlit Night will have it’s world premiere at SUNDANCE ❤️✅❤️
8,813 Likes | 1836 days ago | 58
It is my true pleasure to present you with the world’s most boring sign
26,924 Likes | 1842 days ago | 422
Yes i asked my parents to bring bathroom spray when they visited me at camp and yes i guess i tested it and yes i approved and yes this is my whole deal
26,871 Likes | 1849 days ago | 90
I love the beautiful garden of delights that is @avionclothier EVERYTHING IS SO SMART AND GRACEFUL 🏆❤️🏆
2,421 Likes | 1852 days ago | 80
GUESS WHAT BROOKLYN?!? I’m coming to you very soon! Pre-sale starts NOWWWW ❤️❤️❤️❤️link for tix in bio, babies!!!
10,293 Likes | 1856 days ago | 30
Im just wondering...this is a picture of lovemaking, right? It is, right? I think it is. ❤️ wonderful work @kadriphoto
8,554 Likes | 1856 days ago | 53
❤️GEORGIANS: If you cast a provisional ballot or were turned away and could not cast a ballot please call 1-888-730-5816 or email [email protected] to ensure your vote is counted!!! Share this widely. Call your Georgia friends. Fight voter suppression.
38,692 Likes | 1857 days ago | 261
🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
23,882 Likes | 1860 days ago | 565
This is rare footage of me and my soulmate having dinner WHEN THIS KISS COMES DOWN, THE LITTLE ONES EYE CLOSES 💔
9,637 Likes | 1860 days ago | 50
#Repost @lianafinck 🏆
1,325 Likes | 1861 days ago | 12
Monday night is a chance for you to come and be a part of this important conversation about choice, reproductive freedom, and how we talk about it all. Please do join me. This event is dear to my heart, as is @thisisloom. Tix on their site!
28,789 Likes | 1861 days ago | 134
Yeah baby! I voted (early!) and it felt great!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
2,197 Likes | 1863 days ago | 11
Hello LA friends (AND PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! You can get a code to watch this event live via ur computerrrrr) I really hope that you will join me for this important and inspiring evening. It’s an intimate event, we can really talk to each other. And i know i need that right now (and always). An invigorating and empowering night, right before we go to the polls and vote!!!! Tix @thisisloom AND STUDENTS GET 50% off!!! ❤️❤️❤️
30,773 Likes | 1864 days ago | 149
Hi sweeties! I partnered with @levis to say: Get out and VOTE! 🏆 It’s your voice. It’s your vote. Use it. #RocktheVote #TimeToVote
26,837 Likes | 1865 days ago | 145
LISTEN TO ME ON THIS NEW COOL PODCAST! #Repost @dzompare ・・・ On the first episode of I’m Afraid That we have Jenny Slate! We talk with her about her fear and then with guest expert Margee Kerr. Download it now on iTunes!
3,478 Likes | 1869 days ago | 0
Hello friends in MA! Let’s make sure our government works for the people and not just big moneeeey babyyyy. Yes on 2! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
2,873 Likes | 1869 days ago | 0
❤️Yes ON 3, Massachusetts ❤️
2,373 Likes | 1870 days ago | 70
BOSTON ITS SO SOON GET YOUR TIXXXXX ❤️❤️❤️❤️
6,179 Likes | 1871 days ago | 86
Excuse me but this song rules and is great to bop around to if you need to bop for a minute during these heart-heavy times
31,274 Likes | 1871 days ago | 189
Hello @redsox I ❤️u and i understand how hard it is to have a belly button ring. i took mine out in Y2K but im still bad at sports PS: I LIKE IT WHEN U PUT YOUR SOCKS UP, GUYS.
9,610 Likes | 1871 days ago | 85
“this is Red Sox Baseball, Jen. they’re fast, they’re young, they run, and they’re happy” -@ronslate
3,840 Likes | 1871 days ago | 49
Let’s go let’s go let’s go ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
2,487 Likes | 1871 days ago | 18
Hey podcast fans!!! I talked about my fears for this new great project from @dzompare and @lileverywhere 👻 I’M AFRAID THAT is an interview podcast about interesting people’s interesting fears! People like @jordanpeele @jennyslate @lizadye @bejohnce @andrewti and more!!! Trailer is up now on iTunes! Episodes start coming 10/29 !!!!! SEND
6,952 Likes | 1871 days ago | 79
HEY BOSTON 10/30 is sold out but there are a few left for 10/29 and we are IN TOP FORM, tix in bio or @the_wilbur GUYS @gabeliedman wants MOUNTAIN DEW PLS DONT WITHHOLD CMON GUYS
4,355 Likes | 1871 days ago | 19
Yep @ronslate 🆒🆒🆒
1,744 Likes | 1873 days ago | 27
BOSTON, I will see you in one week! Will you see me (pick my nose in a party dress)? Come to @the_wilbur and change my diaper ❤️
27,948 Likes | 1873 days ago | 0
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24,108 Likes | 1874 days ago | 636
I get it i deeply understand it i get it i love it i get it i love it i get it
8,374 Likes | 1874 days ago | 39
Everything is more that what I’d hoped in this tiny seaside place where there is not much but the sea and the occasional nice visitor and libraries and ale houses and big bold storms❤️
6,432 Likes | 1875 days ago | 96
Hey hey! Monday November 5th @ 6:30pm, join us (irl or virtually!!) for a very special @thisisloom Impact benefit! #THISMATTERS: A Matter of Choice — a #realtalk conversation about reproductive choice, abortion rights + justice. Im so excited to be a part of this important event! We'll reach beyond the social, political, and philosophical dogma to explore the realities of reproductive choice, what's at stake, and why it's so essential to our human rights, health + future. Proceeds will benefit the Women's Reproductive Rights Assistance Project (#WRRAP), a non-partisan, non-profit organization helping people gain access to safe, legal abortion services and emergency contraceptives. — this special night WILL sell out, so get yours quick! See you there!
25,311 Likes | 1876 days ago | 103
Dear @wolhide thank you for this perfect teacup of a sweater. It warms my ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
8,118 Likes | 1876 days ago | 32
Hi this is perfect. I put it here just because. Thank you for everything @mairakalman ❤️
2,445 Likes | 1876 days ago | 36
My horoscope is both boring and bad this month but this one sentence is really great bc there indeed have been many times when i have wanted to “think outside the box” & i was a little shy about my “changemaker” but i guess HERE I GO! ITS IN THE STARZZZZZZ BYE i couldnt help myself i had to do it it was right there it is so funny to me forever
4,832 Likes | 1877 days ago | 255
I’m coming to you so that we can love each other like we can&should ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐳🐳🐳🐳❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️And BOSTON there are a few left for me and @gabeliedman on 10/29 @the_wilbur All Tickets on website in bio! @comedyattic @heliumcomedypdx @comedyworks @comedyonstate
1,406 Likes | 1877 days ago | 8
VERY EXCITING! Im incredibly proud to announce that my father @ronslate, award winning poet and phenomenal literary critic, has created a “community gallery for new writing and commentary during a time of emergency.” It’s called On The Seawall and the site will publish new writing across genres and incisive reviews. It’s a vibrant online community where you can contribute work, discover new voices, and feeeeed your miiiind!!!! Check it out and spread the word! @On_The_Seawall www.ronslate.com
12,142 Likes | 1878 days ago | 647
I’m a baby who is riding into your town to make you smile, baby! Some Tix still avail for BOSTON 10/29! Also i hate computers but i made a tiny website so that you can buy tix to ALLLLL MY SHOWZZZZZ link in bio PS: @gabeliedman opening for me EVERYWHERE CMON MOTHER CMON ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
8,600 Likes | 1879 days ago | 73
NO SPELLCHECK THIS IS NOT WRONG THIS IS THE WORD I WANT TO USE AND I NEITHER WANT TO CHANGE NOR IGNORE, THX
47,462 Likes | 1879 days ago | 161
I guess what we can all learn about me is that i took whiffle ball very seriously at the bbq the day before my sister got married. And that i do drink beer and play whiffle ball but i did NOT mow down that baby. Looks pretty bad though, huh? @creaturesofcomfort did u know this outfit was for sports when you made it?
2,640 Likes | 1880 days ago | 0
“Take your trouble with you when you walk away” i love this lady. No nonsense only sensible sensitivity.
16,492 Likes | 1880 days ago | 132
❤️Lydia Davis the one and only
2,343 Likes | 1882 days ago | 0
Listening a million times in a row isn’t enough @flockofdimes ❤️
5,310 Likes | 1883 days ago | 54
This track 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛Wow 🆒 Big time tears all day from using brain and heart and music
21,794 Likes | 1886 days ago | 222
There go my greens for the week but at least I made out with the best mock neck (cousin of the turtleneck) as masterfully brought to you by @entireworld, the holy grail of basics. Thanks for having me in your (literally) fall campaign #entireworld ❤️
17,001 Likes | 1887 days ago | 67
I think about this Munch painting all the time and im putting it here again and now I’m leaving to do my own weird work. byeeeeee 🔚
59,446 Likes | 1887 days ago | 356
My sisters ran in a road race this morning while i ate an egg and cheese and struggled through a weird 4 day hangover and sat on a hill with my nana but i still feel athletic in my spirit?
14,984 Likes | 1887 days ago | 128
I am tired and sad and furious and that is my emotional state but i will keep fighting, keep reminding survivors that i believe them and that they matter, reproductive rights matter, our voices matter. And i can’t wait to vote. #Repost @ppact ・・・ 50 senators put their politics above survivors, the integrity of the Supreme Court, and protecting our rights. We won’t forget. #NoJusticeNoSeat
3,649 Likes | 1888 days ago | 42
HEY BOSTON! There are only a few tickets left for the show on OCT 29! I promise it will be fun. Even though i am sitting on the floor and being moody in this pic, i will be standing on the stage and being bonkers in the show. I JUST LIKE TO MIX IT UP, BABE! Tix in bio! Come get em. I love you in a way that is real and a little intense but that’s what’s up. Photo by @samjonespictures ❤️
3,437 Likes | 1888 days ago | 24
Tomorrow is my mother’s official birthday but tonight she got a practice run (sans candle) and she nailed it. Tomorrow will for sure be a winner!
8,607 Likes | 1888 days ago | 60
This is no time to be complacent. If you’re mad, if you’re frustrated, we need you on Nov. 6. YOU are powerful. November is coming — it’s time to send our elected officials packing. #NoJusticeNoSeat #TakeitBack ❤️ ❤️ @ppact ❤️❤️
16,645 Likes | 1890 days ago | 172
#Repost @nickkroll from Comic-Connnnnnnnnn ・・・ The elevator pitch for #bigmouth Season 2.
14,778 Likes | 1890 days ago | 29
#Repost @nickkroll BIG MOUTH IS BACK ON @netflix OCT 5 BABAAAAAY!!! ・・・ #doglizity #bigmouth
7,433 Likes | 1891 days ago | 0
Hello colorful line between nighttime and new morning hello east coast hello out there
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9,781 Likes | 1891 days ago | 56
PLANE-POEM 2
17,295 Likes | 1891 days ago | 169
Here is a poem that i dedicate to a specific person who i am struggling to understand and not just bc i am slightly “chillllll” right now ENJOY MY PLANE-POEMS
17,142 Likes | 1891 days ago | 96
Yeah it is definitely happening this is definitely Jeff Bridges pls stay calm I DID NOT STAY CALM @latelateShow
8,093 Likes | 1891 days ago | 38
I do believe, @cher. And Cher? I have never fallen out of love with you. So excited for everyone on my redeye tonight to experience me after I’ve been listening to it on repeat. VERY. HIGH. ENERGY. LEVELS.
39,134 Likes | 1891 days ago | 219
It is best to just admit that some stuff is both scary and extremely enjoyable. @latelateshow i❤️sitting on the couch and also freaking out right before. We’re alive, babaaaay 💯
25,871 Likes | 1891 days ago | 213
Oopsies I’m on @latelateshow tonight for #venom and General Fun Times 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋thx @kirinstagram facehelp @nikkiprovidence hairhelp @mrmontyjackson dresshelp (@osmanstudio dress/ @jimmychoo heels)
4,956 Likes | 1891 days ago | 42
Happy birthday @leahbeckmann you are an incredible friend and perfect party animal ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
12,478 Likes | 1892 days ago | 61
A few more from @backstagecast for #venom bc who doesn’t love a trench coat and no pants @kirinstagram @rheannewhite @emroth @stephaniedianiphoto @mollyddickson
18,767 Likes | 1892 days ago | 84
Thank you for having me on your cover @backstagecast, thx to @emroth, @stephaniedianiphoto @mollyddickson too! @rheannewhite hair and @kirinstagram lil face ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
4,731 Likes | 1892 days ago | 72
BOSTON MY HOMETOWN LOOK LOOK LOOK! i have added a second date OCTOBER 29th bc you asked and i love you! PRESALE STARTS AT NOON EST! Hurry hurry they went fast last time! Special code for tix is SUSAN (my favorite name in the world, no joke). I also like whatever your name is. And you. Come see me! I love love and i love you! Link for tix in bio
7,191 Likes | 1892 days ago | 44
When @rebeccadinerstein leaves my house in 20 minutes, my heart will break and it’s not fair
21,858 Likes | 1893 days ago | 79
Hi my date was the horniest date in the world. i love you eternally #Repost @mistergarf ・・・ WOW MY FUCKING FRIEND IS SO COOL ITS SORT OF HARD TO LOOK AT HER CUZ ITS LIKE STARING INTO THE SUN @jennyslate #sun #proud #venom
6,706 Likes | 1893 days ago | 20
I had the best dates in the house for the #Venom premiere! @janeclevy @mallorymwedding @maxsilvestri @mistergarf @th0masmcd0n3ll
15,218 Likes | 1893 days ago | 151
Oh DARNIT it’s too fun! I’m on @jimmykimmellive tonight! Thanks for making me presentable @kirinstagram @nikkiprovidence @mrmontyjackson @michaelkors ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
12,771 Likes | 1893 days ago | 121
Repost @fashioncanada! Hooray thank u for so much fun and a lovely article 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 Check out our #November2018 issue, 'Sustainability Reboot' on newsstands October 8th 💚 🌏 Photography by @arkanzakharov Styling by @annakatsanis Creative Direction by @briteccles Features Editor @gregwillread Hair by @rheannewhite Makeup by @kirinstagram Manicure by @ritaremark Styling Assistant @paulinacastrogando
3,359 Likes | 1893 days ago | 8
My witches get me readyyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️@kirinstagram @nikkiprovidence
4,838 Likes | 1893 days ago | 45
Thank u @nylon and @kmiversen I stand by my comments and also this statement can function as a spell. Say it to yourself! It’s not just for meeeeee ❤️ thank uuuuu
9,501 Likes | 1893 days ago | 43
Thank u a million @nylonmag for having me as your cover witch ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🎈🎈🎈🌙🌙🔛🔛🔛. #Repost @nylonmag ・・・ “It was really hard and sad to get divorced. It was really hard and sad to watch what happened in the last presidential election. And for me, I think I had to take a look at what wasn’t serving me. Because I started to not recognize the way I behaved.” @JennySlate talks protecting your energy and maintaining faith in herself and humanity in our October cover. Link in bio. photo: @toryrust / video: @daniokon / styling: @mrmontyjackson / hair: @nikkiprovidence / makeup: @kirinstagram / nails: @glamsquad / words: @kmiversen
20,646 Likes | 1893 days ago | 130
Being on the cover of @nylonmag is an honor and the article is HORNYYYYYY! #Repost @nylonmag ・・・ Clean Sheets. A morning visit to a museum. Sitting on the porch and having a beer. Houseplants, ones that are really thriving. Bikinis where the tops don’t match the bottoms. All these things have something in common: They are all things that our October cover star thinks are horny—and, in the case of a mismatched bikini, really horny. “That’s my way of life,” @JennySlate told us. “Horniness.” Link in bio. • photo: @toryrust / video: @daniokon / styling: @mrmontyjackson / hair: @nikkiprovidence / makeup: @kirinstagram / nails: @glamsquad / words: @kmiversen / editor-in-chief: @gabriellekorn
10,152 Likes | 1897 days ago | 0
#Repost @newyorkermag ・・・ Judge Brett Kavanaugh is almost certainly going to be appointed the next member of the Supreme Court of the United States. Whatever Christine Blasey Ford said in her testimony on Thursday, and whatever Kavanaugh said in his, and however credible and convincing either one seemed, none of it was going to affect this virtual inevitability. At the time of this writing, composed in the eighth hour of the grotesque historic activity happening in the Capitol Hill chamber, it should be as plain as day that what we witnessed was the patriarchy testing how far its politics of resentment can go. And there is no limit. Click the link in our bio to read Doreen St. Félix on how the Ford-Kavanaugh hearings will be remembered as a grotesque display of patriarchal resentment. Photograph by @melinamara/Getty.
3,899 Likes | 1897 days ago | 0
Yes ma’am ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Repost @jessekamm ・・・ I wonder how many of us watching Dr. Christine Blasey Ford today had the sickening memory of the time something similar, or worse, happened to us. I feel haunted. We as girls, and as women, have been conditioned by our patriarchal society to believe that we somehow deserved what happened because we were drunk, or because we put ourselves in a bad situation. We did not deserve it. The fact that it happened two decades ago, does not mean it no longer matters. It matters. It matters today more than ever. Time is up. I feel braver today than I did yesterday. I stand with her.
22,797 Likes | 1897 days ago | 0
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1,911 Likes | 1897 days ago | 13
Thank u @kirinstagram for capturing me being interviewed while the #venom graphic roars in my face and i just stay super calm bc I’m serene and mature 🙏
24,939 Likes | 1897 days ago | 294
Here is a little bit of joy if you need it. Also, my “no pants” fashion initiative for myself is feelin pretty perfect at this #Venom press junket. Also i love dancing in hallways when you are supposed to be walking quietly 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 thank u @kirinstagram FOR FACESKIN @jennychohair FOR HAIRHEAD @mrmontyjackson for my BLAZERDRESS
19,281 Likes | 1898 days ago | 0
#Repost @rachelantonoff &@jessicavalenti 💔
19,690 Likes | 1898 days ago | 256
Hey Boston! Tix are going fast! Only about 12 more hours to get in on the special code (it’s SUSAN) for my show at the WILBUR on 10/30. Did you know that i love you and i can’t wait to come home and tell you stories about horniness, heartbreaks, how actually it is ok and there is a lot of love out there to fall into and also i love you and also maybe something about how my dentist is too handsome? New material all about broken hearts, ghosts, and life itself i guess? Come see me do my (f)Art! 🆒🆒🆒🆒 LINK FOR TIX IN BIO! 📸: @emilyschur
8,301 Likes | 1899 days ago | 225
HEY BOSTON!!! I’m coming to THE WILBUR!!! OCTOBER 30th!!! PRE-SALE starts at NOON EST TODAY! Use the code SUSAN and get your tix ASAP! I love you and can’t wait to make you smile and barf. Link for tix in bio!!! Pre-sale ends tmrw so get after it!!!! 🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙. Photo by @samjonespictures
5,743 Likes | 1899 days ago | 22
This Portrait Named By @kylieaugustine JENNY WITH BIG WINE 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒
8,048 Likes | 1899 days ago | 43
Hi they put whole bottles of wine in big cups at ty Hollywood bowl bye @leahbeckmann @kylieaugustine @loulielang
67,157 Likes | 1901 days ago | 60
I walked out to show the world I #BelieveSurvivors. #StopKavanaugh PS: comments going off. This is not a space for hate speech. I won’t absorb it or host it ❤️
3,180 Likes | 1901 days ago | 0
We can’t allow senators to make the same mistakes they made with Anita Hill almost 30 years ago in the Senate hearings for #SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas. Join a national walkout & moment of solidarity on Monday 9/24 at 1pmET #BelieveSurvivors @ppact
10,727 Likes | 1902 days ago | 24
I love pools and pals and a million beers before @totoloveso gets married ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
9,670 Likes | 1902 days ago | 26
Hello we are at a wedding and we are fun @loulielang
5,297 Likes | 1902 days ago | 9
My dear love @totoloveso married her true love tonight and i am 🎈❤️🎈❤️💯🌷👙🌷woweeeeeee Love is gorgeous 💯💯💯💯💯💯
7,510 Likes | 1903 days ago | 87
Hi. My name is Susan and i order Thai food at 5:16PM and then i do standup comedy. Also my postmate said “Here’s your dinner”, which made me feel like a dog, but also like i was in the first scene of the reboot of HOME ALONE. “here’s your dinner”?!?? Cmon. Um, no actually that is not what u say when u deliver food. You’re an impostor and I’m rigging my paint cans and glue-saran wrap/feather fan ASAP
16,314 Likes | 1905 days ago | 70
What is it like to make an independent film? It’s normal, why do you ask? This is moment captures @colormyfacepro sticking fake leeches to my butt for #TheSunlitNight. When i say @rebeccadinerstein wrote a beautiful film, i mean it. Not sure why I’m brushing my teeth. That’s a Hollywood mystery!
21,876 Likes | 1905 days ago | 132
Hello my name is Jenny and this is a picture of me being my essential me and also this was my favorite outfit ever
20,519 Likes | 1906 days ago | 15
#Repost @bust_magazine 🙏 ・・・ Regram via @thesweetfeminist We Believe And stand with Dr. Christine Blasey Ford #cancelkavanaugh
15,120 Likes | 1906 days ago | 86
DO U WANT TO SEE US DO COMEDY? Come to largo this Friday! I will feed u a sandwich. Link for tix in bio! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
27,747 Likes | 1906 days ago | 126
Holy moly! My pal @gilliana has made a perfect sweater! Thank you Ms Anderson for this elegant treat! #gawinserlondon ❤️❤️❤️
12,572 Likes | 1908 days ago | 0
National Voter Registration Day is SEPTEMBER 25th! Let’s use our beautiful voices and make cool choices! @levis made this jacket in partnership with @headcountorg and im wearing it to remind us to register to vote! You can do so @headcountorg Website! MY DAD TOOK THESE PICS OF ME, FYI. ✌️GREAT JOB RON✌️ #TheFutureIsVoting
8,599 Likes | 1908 days ago | 51
Dear @away this is truly just a love letter to say that i brought your suitcases to the Arctic and back and they have not failed me and i can’t believe im saying this but i think i might be getting better at packing, just bc i don’t want to embarrass myself in front of this classy luggage 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒
6,623 Likes | 1912 days ago | 75
Hey babe? Baby. Baby...baby look at me. Look at me, honey. Look into my eyes. It’s just me and you: DO. YOU (look at me baby stay w me honey) DO. YOU. LIKE TO BE HORNY? BECAUSE BIG T IS BACK W ME @maxsilvestri @gabeliedman and u should come and see us bc it’s the best. PS: I LOVE U 👶 LINK FOR TIX IN BIO, BABY
18,501 Likes | 1918 days ago | 91
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17,475 Likes | 1918 days ago | 195
Thanks for sending me these perfect sunglasses @etniabarcelona woweeeeee i feel very very 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒💯💯🎈PS: my lyft driver is legit listening to the soundtrack from “My Best Friend’s Wedding” YOU DO SEE ME, UNIVERSE!
11,216 Likes | 1919 days ago | 135
Hello it is 6:45AM. This is the air and light in my bedroom window. My parents are selling this house where I grew up. This is the air and light in the window that is still mine. It is a heartache to move on from this place, but that’s natural 🐣
16,866 Likes | 1919 days ago | 90
Hey what’s up I’m a baby in Massachusetts and I’m about to drink ONE Shirley Temple, make it last for 2hrs, and proudly parade around in this dress w a big ribbon for a belt bc i know how to have a great, dressy time!
9,215 Likes | 1919 days ago | 74
I have found a precious object at my Nanas house: A mug from the sealtest plant. Oh man oh man oh man i used to love this local ice cream plant, this lovely illustration. It was so calming to have tea in this mug and think of scoops of ice cream tucked into their cones, fast asleep w cherries for hats. This mug! Ive always loved it and now it is mine ❤️
4,008 Likes | 1920 days ago | 7
Hey @loulielang i just remembered that we changed your pic in my address book when we were tipsy on the wedding bus and i was eating cake with my hands.
26,679 Likes | 1922 days ago | 89
Me and my sweet niece getting ready for the main event 🎊 thank you @rachelcomey for this gorgeous dress!!!!
23,242 Likes | 1923 days ago | 243
The old “take a walk BEFORE the before sister’s wedding bbq at your parents house bc you did legit chores while being subjected to your dads weird jazz choices all morning and you are actually an adult and can leave at any time and it’s so nice to both leave and return on your own terms” walk
30,271 Likes | 1923 days ago | 135
FOUND THE PIC THAT PERFECTLY SUMS UP A LOT OF WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT TEEN YEARS
29,310 Likes | 1923 days ago | 130
Kids table. One of the kids is suuuuper buzzed ✌️
42,539 Likes | 1923 days ago | 297
ME IN 54 YEARS
12,162 Likes | 1924 days ago | 185
I am in love with these loud bossy bugs are they inside or out/am i inside or out? Late summer in MA is truly such a romantic and hypnotizing time oh god it is so perfect! The end of summer is so sweet and sad! School year starting, anxiety of all of that! But then the leaves and the colors and the crispness and learning new things. Ohhhh take me back to when i learned about Mesopotamia and read Lois Lowry. Take me back to 4th grade any time i will go i will go ❤️✌️
7,322 Likes | 1924 days ago | 28
Middle sister Jenny and Boss sister Abby celebrate the baby sister BRIDE by hugging and drinking
6,558 Likes | 1925 days ago | 32
Hello this is my lovely mother Nancy making bell-baskets for my little sister’s wedding this weekend ♥️
26,183 Likes | 1925 days ago | 184
Home in MA wearing my moms actual mom jeans ♥️
22,279 Likes | 1925 days ago | 133
I went to @maryawhitney new apt and i gave her a housewarming present and we did daytime slumber party w @rebeccadinerstein and then i left in high spirits 💥🌈❤️☄️
6,100 Likes | 1925 days ago | 62
Made it back to the mothership @russanddaughters 🌈
5,705 Likes | 1925 days ago | 46
Whatttttts up tho
25,969 Likes | 1926 days ago | 113
Thank u for two perfect days of horniness @kirinstagram @rheannewhite @mollyddickson and these @rachelcomey earnings woweeeee
24,442 Likes | 1927 days ago | 143
When i was a little boo boo and i imagined doing photoshoots this is exactly what i imagined BUT i guess i just thought i would be better at things like packing suitcases/not eating snacks in bed. And yes i imagined myself in turtlenecks 24/7 except for when I’m wearing the other ultimate item which is of course Ariel’s seashell bra, AKA un-met career goal WERK MOMMY GET TO WERK GET THOSE SHELLS
1,471 Likes | 1927 days ago | 8
Thank you @yoeaves for helping us all use our middle fingers and our hearts ♥️
2,820 Likes | 1927 days ago | 38
Ummmm this woman and what she is doing to these drums is making me very horny for life itself. Check out the glam-grunge of @sharkmuffin! Last night’s @bust_magazine 25th anniversary was bonkers
1,720 Likes | 1927 days ago | 18
Yep 👍👏👏👏👏👏🆒
17,057 Likes | 1927 days ago | 197
“I am happy/Extreme Pleasure: The Jenny Slate Pink @gucci Suit Story” Thank u @annakatsanis @rheannewhite @kirinstagram
7,809 Likes | 1927 days ago | 54
NEVER👏NEED👏PANTS👏EVER👏❤️❤️❤️ @kirinstagram @rheannewhite @annakatsanis
13,803 Likes | 1939 days ago | 100
View from the backseat: Nana Connie, the kindest woman ever to live, sitting shotgun, in the moonlight. 90 years old. An hour ago she said “Cape Cod has a Bagel.” Im sure it does. Let the vacation begin. Bye bye for a bit, instagram friends. It’s time for air and waves and sun and stars. ❤️✌️📻👙
21,932 Likes | 1939 days ago | 243
This(right foot against back of front seat, left leg completely asleep) is actually NOT my favorite way to have my legs be in a car and YES IT IS HALF A LOAF OF BREAD THAT I GUESS THEY NEEEEDED TO HAVE IN THIS CAR YES IT IS
19,300 Likes | 1939 days ago | 268
Notes on a vacation (pre-vacation)
4,877 Likes | 1940 days ago | 96
HELLO I AM HOSTING THE BUST MAGAZINE 25th ANNIVERSARY PARTY AND U SHOULD COME DANCE W ME AND ERYKAH BADU ❤️❤️❤️August 28 @houseofyesnyc in Brooklyn ! Special guests @erykahbadu @dopequeenpheebs @amberrosetamblyn @party_harderson & more! A portion of ticket sales will go to support @abortionfunds ➡️ for tickets & more info go to http://bust.com/party #bustturns25
6,218 Likes | 1940 days ago | 87
Thatcher Farm dairy, down the street from my childhood home in Milton, MA, makes the very greatest chocolate milk 👏
11,512 Likes | 1940 days ago | 303
Huh. I guess so! You can also watch @obviouschildmovie on Netflix now AND in English! 🆒
11,380 Likes | 1940 days ago | 157
Martha’s Vineyard is surely going to be grateful for the grace and panache that my family will contribute to the island community. Personally, I’m excited to feel like i am performing in a non-existent Nancy Meyers movie about a quirky Jewish woman on vacation with her non-single sisters and their parents, sleeping “upstairs” in the room for the broken lamps or whatever. (ACT 2: I fall down at the farmers market and meet an island Romeo? OR: i fall down and meet island doctor? OR: let’s get real i just fall down and have a sling/boot at younger sister’s upcoming wedding) See it in theaters 2019 Nancy Meyers’ “I fall down” starring Kylie Jenner bc i have been recast 😗 PPS: i love Nancy Meyers movies so much that i include them in my own negative-future-fantasies so that i can still have a moment of pleasure. Byeeee
12,210 Likes | 1940 days ago | 80
Was supposed to be a butterfly but really what i turned out to be was a lovebug PS: i am currently back in my childhood bedroom wearing my mother’s pj’s and listening to bugs/thinking of books/kissing/the planet/music/soda/ghosts so really, truly, it could be any year between ‘89 and now
18,911 Likes | 1940 days ago | 111
Oh hey tho it’s also me: Jenny Slate during those painful tween years when you’re just like TAKE A PIC OF ME STARING AT MY ONE FRIEND, THIS WORM byeeeeee!
5,942 Likes | 1940 days ago | 21
Hey what’s up I’m baby Jenny and i love cardigans and not sitting still and also my tongue is out because i actually truly just fucking get it i guess?
4,948 Likes | 1941 days ago | 81
This article in the Martha’s Vineyard Gazette is about a bird called the BROWN BOOBY so like, ok, there’s THAT, which is enough for me forever. Frame it. But then also: A) the newspaper has a full article about a bird. WONDERFUL CHOICE. B) “He...was never afraid of me” is a decidedly newsworthy phrase and i wonder how it feels to say it
4,863 Likes | 1941 days ago | 50
🎶👏👏👏👏Take your heart out the box i won’t harm it. If you want it then i want it. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎶 (@jmariebenny i know u feel this one)
8,176 Likes | 1941 days ago | 66
#Repost @rachelcomey I AGREE❤️❤️❤️❤️thank you @hannah_gadsby ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ・・・ More recommendations for ya...School yourself with this piece by @hannah_gadsby on @netflix seriously more vital than a summer vacation...
2,936 Likes | 1941 days ago | 18
Thank u to @kirinstagram and @nikkiprovidence for working with me even though i am unprofessional and will not let you do what you need to do. I love you both ❤️
4,829 Likes | 1942 days ago | 13
Happy Birthday to one of the loves of my life @rebeccadinerstein! You are so very precious to me, cosmic bloom! I am so grateful for your friendship and your brain and heart and love of good eggs ❤️❤️❤️
9,417 Likes | 1944 days ago | 22
Im gonna get u @gabeliedman and your husband @dzompare can’t protect youuuuuu IM GETTING U BOTH
9,219 Likes | 1945 days ago | 32
Thanks to my camera for capturing the exact way that my eyes were seeing everything on this holy night. @janeclevy what a true tiny nug of gold
16,658 Likes | 1945 days ago | 228
It’s true that @mistergarf is one of the funniest people that i have ever ever met and also that in order to even TELL her about a funny thing that she did, we had to hold hands and no we did not succeed in proper storytelling ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
13,495 Likes | 1945 days ago | 60
Sir? Are you sure this is the face you want to do for the only portrait on earth that even matters or that ever mattered? One tiny bit of a little pink tongue sticking out? Perfect call. Click!
21,869 Likes | 1946 days ago | 118
i guess i am unconsciously modeling a lot of my look after Jenny Diski and i am pleased. ✌️❤️
9,712 Likes | 1951 days ago | 40
❤️👋❤️
6,208 Likes | 1952 days ago | 39
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
2,808 Likes | 1952 days ago | 145
JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE IS REACTING TO THIS IN A WAY THAT IS STIRRING UP SOME PROBLEMATIC QUESTIONS AND CREATING WEIRD FEELINGS BC DONT HIS ARMS KIND OF LOOK LIKE A MAN’S ARMS AND ALSO HE SEEMS CONFIDENT AND WILD OH GOD WHATSSSSS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ✌️
6,626 Likes | 1954 days ago | 41
What’s interesting is how @jmariebenny took these pics of me and @leahbeckmann and then i sailed into wine-town and nobody has seen me since (possible sighting in weed-ville but we cant confirm)👋🚀
13,367 Likes | 1955 days ago | 148
This is me trying to leave my house but i can’t do it bc @natalieprass song NOTHING TO SAY is all i care about and it’s the fucking best. Hi Natalie! I don’t know you but I love you. Your music makes me feel like myself (hornyyyyyyyy cmon v horny for these vibes) FEELIN MYSELF BC OF @natalieprass GET THIS MUSIC 🎶❤️💯🆒
11,484 Likes | 1956 days ago | 80
I read Sheila Heti’s “Motherhood” slowly so that i can have it with me for the first time for as long as possible ❤️ (In between i read Joan Aiken short stories bc that is also wonderful)
20,782 Likes | 1957 days ago | 113
GOODNIGHT #Repost this perfect art by @lianafinck
13,348 Likes | 1957 days ago | 137
Really trying to cover this from all angles.
9,842 Likes | 1958 days ago | 101
Just some super intense stressful solo listening don’t stress it this is what i want for myself
82,515 Likes | 1958 days ago | 342
#Repost @breeznicole 💯💯💯 ・・・ RP @pennui 🙏
6,329 Likes | 1959 days ago | 60
We are alive in the morning and so are all of the trees and bugs and blooms
23,279 Likes | 1959 days ago | 113
Bye bye night night this is his real face and also part of mine
5,067 Likes | 1960 days ago | 33
Ohhhh Sheila Heti’s “Motherhood” you are really great 🥊
71,509 Likes | 1962 days ago | 2,488
Hey! @obviouschildmovie is now on @netflix. This is a movie about a woman who, among other things, makes her own decisions about her own body. It is important to me personally, but it is all important RIGHT NOW. I am so proud of this film by @gillianrobespierre &@bettyholm and during a time when fighting for our rights can feel exhausting or can feel like the work of someone else, here is a movie that shows that the work is to keep being in this world, keep being curious about what is right for you, and that you certainly don’t have to be perfect to chose your own reproductive journey. Watch it! Smile. Laugh. It’s there for you. I am too. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
10,669 Likes | 1962 days ago | 50
Thank you @largolosangeles for such a lovely show ❤️
10,262 Likes | 1962 days ago | 46
#Repost @largolosangeles ❤️ ・・・ We out here having a great time because we are laughing together and also raising money for @angelatrimbur ❤💙💚💜 #NickKrollAndFriends with very special guests #EstherPovitsky #JennySlate #ChelseaPeretti #NatashaLeggero #NickKroll 07/24/18
13,162 Likes | 1963 days ago | 78
Annnyway this is my main thing that i am involved with this is really my whole thing, this 100 year old boo boo
21,641 Likes | 1963 days ago | 74
While i was making her a salad @mistergarf took selfies w my dog and now he only talks about her and her perfect embrace THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
45,819 Likes | 1963 days ago | 363
Hey @toddoldham i love you i love your blouse i love your presence in this world (obviously i am wearing this to go have a martini and be classy in your creation) ❤️❤️❤️
25,056 Likes | 1964 days ago | 183
It is possible to have gummy worms and potato chips for dinner It is possible i achieved this chill dream
2,189 Likes | 1966 days ago | 50
True Fav Forever 💯
3,560 Likes | 1967 days ago | 32
I regards to the conversation i am having a myself re: this fellow who refuses to dance in the Mamma Mia poster: OK I’LL BITE
23,586 Likes | 1967 days ago | 161
Hello dear @dayspacenight this is one of those days that has be thanking my lucky stars that you made this beautiful breezy dress. This is nothing but a big old thank you note for making such lovely things for my human bod ❤️🆒❤️
12,052 Likes | 1968 days ago | 256
In the words of @gabeliedman IS THIS A HATE CRIME Like, not that I’m aching to be bridal but like, truly. cmon. all caps as well? insane move. before noon, by the way. NO BUT OH IN CASE JUST IN CASE?! IN CASE. IM GETTING MARRIED. This sentence structure is a real slap in the face. “Let’s be casual about the least casual thing to many people.” In other news, I’m back at the vet and this is my lifestyle