7 full mins tonight. The gratitude and love is deep. We are thinking about you all. The heroes out there. We love you. Thank you. Nyc
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New York stand up. We love you healthcare workers💪🏾❤️food handlers. Cops. Firemen. Aids in nursing homes staying with their elderly including my dad. Delivery people. All our love. We are so grateful. Every night at 7 let’s go out and give it up. Keep them at the forefront of our mind. Link in bio to donate expedited masks to the frontlines. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾❤️❤️❤️
9,940 Likes | 1280 days ago | 188
@seguratom @netflixisajoke is so funny!!!!
9,009 Likes | 1281 days ago | 102
Right now @talibkweli is playing the greatest 90’day hip hop
8,874 Likes | 1283 days ago | 117
Don’t miss this!! I’m gonna be dancing to @dnice tomorrow. Join me!
107,593 Likes | 1283 days ago | 860
Link in my bio to help get masks for emergency workers. My best friend since I was 11, Jen. She is Second from the left pictures here with some other nurses at her hospital in New York. She has 3 kids at home and is working full time in the ICU 10 hour shifts helping people with COVID. They need protective gear BETHENNY FRANKEL has made it possible. BStrong is sourcing medical grade masks and protective gear for medical professionals across the US to prevent those treating patients in hospitals and medical facilities from contracting COVID-19. BStrong will get these masks #millionsofmasks goal. Please join me and BStrong in our fight to ensure our medical community is safe and protected so they can protect all of us. Click the link in my bio to learn more about how you can help! Join me and donate now.
86,401 Likes | 1284 days ago | 4,282
Anyone else at this moment?
40,807 Likes | 1284 days ago | 361
Happy Birthday to my sister @kimcaramele the love of my life
195,415 Likes | 1291 days ago | 1,612
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Some binge recommends. Also INSIDE AMY SCHUMER all 4 season on @hulu what’s your list?
30,615 Likes | 1293 days ago | 392
If you’re feeling like making some new recipes while your locked down I highly recommend Chris Fischer’s cookbook #beetlebungfarmcookbook on @amazon its about growing up on a farm on Martha’s Vineyard. My fav recipes are the black and blue pie from his sweet Grandma and the crack rice! He’s my favorite chef of all time and also my husband. He won a @beardfoundation award for it 🏆and we have a baby too
121,107 Likes | 1295 days ago | 7,357
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This is so good! Streaming now💔#richardpryor
173,300 Likes | 1298 days ago | 3,586
International women’s day over?
48,493 Likes | 1299 days ago | 216
Happy our day
348,620 Likes | 1301 days ago | 2,224
Have a good weekend and sing 2 verses of happy birthday when you wash your hands!!!!
39,897 Likes | 1303 days ago | 285
My sister @kimcaramele and I are on @katehudson and @theoliverhudson @siblingrevelry but @goldiehawn filled in and it was a dream. Listen anywhere you get your pods!
73,031 Likes | 1304 days ago | 1,450
Sister in law love #jillbidenslays
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Jill Biden is a warrior
18,102 Likes | 1305 days ago | 427
BACHELOR SPOILER IN THIS VID. Forehead scar😕
458,526 Likes | 1306 days ago | 7,790
This is who I am now
18,799 Likes | 1309 days ago | 145
Thanks @dingdongitsclaudiaodoherty we will miss you!
106,254 Likes | 1311 days ago | 641
When did this happen?
13,452 Likes | 1311 days ago | 162
Living legend @halolorraine @swallowmovie is unlike anything you’ve ever seen this this film. Do not miss it!
96,078 Likes | 1312 days ago | 823
Today’s guilty verdicts in the Weinstein trial are a testament to the bravery and resilience of the #SilenceBreakers, and a victory for survivors everywhere.
46,625 Likes | 1313 days ago | 1,197
I’m on @youtube giving essentials tips
70,732 Likes | 1314 days ago | 265
Comedy cellar with monsters
105,815 Likes | 1504 days ago | 1,180
17,980 Likes | 1504 days ago | 624
It’s back! @loveafterlockup_wetv 🙏🏾🥳😳
594,490 Likes | 1509 days ago | 17,929
Would anyone be interested in seeing a docu series of my pregnancy and birth?
24,854 Likes | 1510 days ago | 165
Truly my favorite new show @ablackladysketchshow @ashnb1 @issarae @robinthede @quintab @gabrielle_dennis thank you for making it! @hbo so funny. #theiorindior
259,410 Likes | 1511 days ago | 1,814
3 months after a C playing doubles volleyball for 90 minutes! @ajcorectology thanks I feel so strong! I wanted to recommend a few things! The book #trickmirror by #jiatolentino I love it! I loved the new #tarantino movie #onceuponatimeinhollywood it’s very fun! And I want to recommend being a parent if you can. It’s nuts.
195,630 Likes | 1516 days ago | 1,571
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@momsdemand @everytown #dayton #elpaso 💔
34,778 Likes | 1518 days ago | 129
Very fun crashing @chelseahandler being interviewed by @sethmeyers about her book #lifewillbethedeathofme which changed my life. ❤️❤️❤️photo @jannamvre
125,422 Likes | 1520 days ago | 697
Photo by my guy
41,067 Likes | 1521 days ago | 210
I’m on @lightsout with @davidspade tonight on @comedycentral I am so excited for this show!
290,084 Likes | 1523 days ago | 2,331
90,181 Likes | 1525 days ago | 565
Don’t call it a comeback @mugsykane @kimcaramele and I are coming to @hulu 🥳
66,240 Likes | 1526 days ago | 534
Very exciting announcement today for these girls. That was our dog muffin, who looks just like my dog Tatiana Maslany. Is it creepy to get a new dog they looks like your previous dog? Yes, yes it is. #bangs #toypoodle #mysocalledflannel
39,218 Likes | 1528 days ago | 1,654
This morning’s news is getting heated
10,787 Likes | 1528 days ago | 96
It’s here! @marinayfranklin special is out!!!! #singleblackfemale she is a killer!!!! 🥳🥳🥳on @amazonprimevideo iTunes and marinaFranklin.com
51,918 Likes | 1529 days ago | 768
Thinking of Mayci and Jillian Two women who should still be with us. They were taken 4 years ago today by senseless gun violence.
261,791 Likes | 1530 days ago | 1,583
I’m trying to be happy as much as possible. Aren’t you!
31,701 Likes | 1532 days ago | 146
Happy birthday to @mugsykane pictured here holding Tatiana on her staircase. If it werent for you I would be waiting tables in midtown. Which is still a fine job but I’m glad I get to create content with you. My actual platonic life and work partner. It is an honor to go through life with you and to be on family feud with you. I love you and Fran and lil dyl. We have families now. Can you believe it. It feels like yesterday you were crying in the fetal position on my shower floor because you were so hung over you couldn’t stop laughing before our weekly theater company meeting. Here’s to the next insane chapter together🌪
55,674 Likes | 1532 days ago | 558
This season of @jerryseinfeld @netflixisajoke show #comediansincarsgettingcoffee is out and it’s so good!!!! Can’t wait for @bridgeteverett ep!
125,616 Likes | 1535 days ago | 1,577
This app is incredible #faceapp
730,541 Likes | 1535 days ago | 8,394
306,433 Likes | 1536 days ago | 1,757
We are very proud of being EMMY nominated for our @netflixisajoke special #GROWING as we were both on stage during filming! Very proud and excited. Thank you everyone who voted and to my husband who wants me to never stop talking.
73,950 Likes | 1536 days ago | 629
If the genders were switched in “A Star is Born”
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464,836 Likes | 1538 days ago | 4,940
First period in a year 👩🏼🚒👩🏼✈️🧶👠🧣⛑🎒🦞🦑🍄☄️🥩🏓🥊🚣🏼♀️🚗⛽️🧨💉✂️📌❣️🚩☔️🌪🌪🌪
155,217 Likes | 1542 days ago | 1,064
When your sister becomes “Aunt Kim” 🤗
36,065 Likes | 1543 days ago | 128
I am very proud that my friend @sarahemcbride is running for a seat in the Senate in Delaware! Link in my bio for donation!
138,638 Likes | 1545 days ago | 820
Fuck yeah! @uswnt So exciting to watch! #equalpay
119,783 Likes | 1547 days ago | 705
Bond, Gold Bond
154,255 Likes | 1548 days ago | 1,249
Thanks for posting this @padmalakshmi @laurabenanti #closethecamps
408,686 Likes | 1548 days ago | 2,143
182,061 Likes | 1551 days ago | 1,215
Happy Pride babies!!!! 🌈🌈🌈
922,642 Likes | 1553 days ago | 8,476
Here is our son Gene. He likes looking around and laughing at his toy the black and white butterfly. Always down for a nap and a good cry if the poops are on the reg he wanted me to tell you guys he wants you to volunteer or donate here @immfamtogether
19,593 Likes | 1555 days ago | 167
@stylefund @leesaevansstyle @hm
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Everyone needs to be looking every resource to figure out the best way to help. Pick up the phone! And Raicestexas.org has way to help too. When you call give them your zip code and they will connect you to your Congress person. You can leave a message voicing your opinion.
50,543 Likes | 1558 days ago | 1,136
Where is everyone watching the US women’s soccer team play Spain?! I’m in a bar without a baby
Happy Father’s Day to everyone whose parents are perplexed by FaceTime
492,449 Likes | 1569 days ago | 8,303
I’m really sorry if I offended anyone with my hospital underwear. Except I’m just kidding.#csection #balmain
118,598 Likes | 1570 days ago | 829
@paulmobleystudio took this if me like 7 years ago but it’s how I feel.
51,575 Likes | 1572 days ago | 250
Shakespeare in the Park in NYC at @publictheaterny tonight @daniebb3 performance blew my mind. She’s one of the greatest actors of our time. This show is the best Shakespeare I’ve ever seen and one of the best plays period. Thank you to all the performers especially @granthamcoleman who is a revelation. How about this set design by the genius @beowulfboritt and the direction of @iamkennyleon is 💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥#muchadoaboutnothing thank you!!
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We are fun at weddings.
1,118,777 Likes | 1574 days ago | 27,616
5 weeks. Hospital underwear for life!
413,569 Likes | 1575 days ago | 2,160
Today is National Gun Violence Awareness Day and Wear Orange weekend. #WearOrange @Everytown, @MomsDemand, and @studentsdemand thinking of Mayci and Jillian ❤️💪🏾
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Women in Missouri are being forced to have a medically unnecessary pelvic exam and also wait for 3 days to get an abortion at the last open clinic in the state. Forcing doctors and patients to go through this is vile. Some women have fetal anomalies and other reasons for getting an abortion. Not that there needs to be a heartbreaking reason like that. Where is the best place to donate to assist women in getting safe abortions despite their economic status? I’ve heard @abortionfunds can link to several
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Tbt to baby me
13,115 Likes | 1577 days ago | 102
NEW YORK: Year after year, an outdated NY law keeps countless survivors from reporting their rapists. NY legislators can change this by passing the #NYSafetyAgenda, but their time is almost up. Contact your reps NOW at the link in bio. @timesupnow
464,734 Likes | 1577 days ago | 5,841
Oh ok so I can’t watch handmaids anymore. #filledwithregret
158,949 Likes | 1578 days ago | 5,235
For your consideration... #GROWING #PUKEWARNING Swipe!
15,741 Likes | 1578 days ago | 158
Please consider #GROWING For stuff! @netflixisajoke
44,564 Likes | 1578 days ago | 213
Available starting tomorrow is @vanessabayer book #howdoyoucareforaverysickbear link in my bio. It is such a beautiful book and everyone should buy it for their children. Especially if they have dealt with illness. Vanessa has leukemia as a teenager and i wish her friends had this book back then! I am so proud of her and this book she has made come to life. Also she is on Colbert tonight along with @iamwandasykes who is promoting her hilarious special on Netflix! #carebayer
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This shit is 🍌
75,508 Likes | 1580 days ago | 880
Today was the best birthday ever! I’m not in this picture and I don’t know these people but it was such a nice birthday.
145,132 Likes | 1581 days ago | 2,104
Tomorrow is my birthday. “Amy, no one cares!” Fair. That’s fair. Starting tomorrow you can listen to our podcast #3girls1keith on iTunes “Amy, really though, no one cares!” Totally fair. @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett @keithrobinson438 please ignore @iamcolinquinn in his picture. Thank you for your time.
1,021,075 Likes | 1591 days ago | 26,253
Sending out love to the moms shaming me for doing standup last night! #tinystairs #schumerpumprules pic by @mofischhh
163,810 Likes | 1592 days ago | 4,950
Pic from tonight by @hewasfunny I’m back!
19,714 Likes | 1594 days ago | 311
I am loving @wutangclan #wutangofmicsandmen on @showtime is so good! @methodmanofficial
789,315 Likes | 1595 days ago | 20,953
Guys what are we doing tonight? #schumerpump #ootd @stassischroeder
44,667 Likes | 1598 days ago | 905
Fully neglecting a newborn to read #howardsterncomesagain it’s out now!!! @sternshow
1,253,764 Likes | 1600 days ago | 29,744
Milf alert 1 o’clock
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Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper
1,018,999 Likes | 1603 days ago | 10,367
New kid, who dis?
1,411,733 Likes | 1605 days ago | 25,989
Gene Attell Fischer And his dad Chris. 🥰
2,506,731 Likes | 1607 days ago | 71,990
10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born.
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Met look this year. Last night on the way to the hospital 👠
410,023 Likes | 1608 days ago | 5,997
Hey! We love @chancetherapper and hate to be the ones to tell him that Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault and rape in the fields. This is true. Please read that sentence again. Message for the people in charge: Instead of spicy nuggets, we want food that is harvested with dignity NOT violence. Please join the @fairfoodprogram and #BoycottWendys link in my bio of how you can help. Also we are having a boy. 🥳
1,088,067 Likes | 1610 days ago | 23,186
Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother fuckers!!!!!! #soblessed #hatemondaysloveweekendstho
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Y’all like pretty 🌲 s?
20,757 Likes | 1613 days ago | 218
Season finale of our Spotify podcast with the hilarious @michelleisawolf listen now! #mutekeith
9,240 Likes | 1613 days ago | 60
The reviews are in about our podcast #3girls1keith @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ keith Robinson 🤣
116,586 Likes | 1614 days ago | 411
Happy birthday @jerryseinfeld since the day this car broke down you and @jessseinfeld have made my life infinitely better with all the fun we’ve had. You guys have taught me more than anyone else about enjoying life, comedy and family. I love you. Thank you for your friendship.
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I heard about @beautycounter through my good friend Shea. Beautycounter is an empowering beauty and skincare brand led by women. I love Beautycounter’s mission to get safer products into the hands of everyone. Link in bio for full video #betterbeauty #ad
648,578 Likes | 1619 days ago | 10,581
Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump. Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like dicks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder dicks. 👴 👍🏼🤮
9,462 Likes | 1620 days ago | 153
Today is the day! @sarahemcbride is on #3girls1keith listen on @spotify now and follow her she is amazing! And unfollow keith #mutekeith
31,327 Likes | 1620 days ago | 769
The book #expectingbetter by @profemilyoster got me through pregnancy. It is a fact and statistic based look at pregnancy. She is an economist at Brown University. Her follow up book #cribsheet is about children from birth to preschool. I am so grateful for her work.
70,522 Likes | 1622 days ago | 341
Don’t forget to wish @bridgeteverett a happy birthday. She’s the queen.
213,319 Likes | 1623 days ago | 2,084
Happy 4-20 to all the expectant mothers out there. 🥳
14,974 Likes | 1623 days ago | 132
Its up its up @parrisgoebel and @officialroyalfamilydancecrew will give you all the life you need. Link in my bio. Watch all their vids and live your new life.
48,378 Likes | 1625 days ago | 683
Thank you thank you thank you thank you @beyonce thank you thank you thank you
15,674 Likes | 1626 days ago | 173
So excited that we have @jewdygold on our @spotify podcast #3Girls1keith this week. It’s live now! We talk about being Jews!
106,849 Likes | 1628 days ago | 659
Here we go guys. Last one. Amazing working with everyone.
47,841 Likes | 1630 days ago | 481
“Why did you let me wear this to Coachella?!”
115,400 Likes | 1631 days ago | 1,058
Tbt 3am penn station pizza with the girls who are still my best friends to this day Caroline is missing from this pic.
171,208 Likes | 1632 days ago | 5,820
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The Tapper Family is on #3girls1keith today on @spotify Alice wrote a really special book called “Raise Your Hand!”
117,523 Likes | 1635 days ago | 829
Chris got this of Tati today
53,876 Likes | 1637 days ago | 699
23,906 Likes | 1639 days ago | 222
I love this new book for sale by the incredible Alice Tapper! Keep raising your hands!
129,867 Likes | 1640 days ago | 2,292
Thanks for posting @autism_journey yesterday was #autismawarenessday in our experience receiving a diagnosis of ASD was in NO WAY BAD NEWS. It was empowering and exciting to have answers and be given tools to move forward. Receiving the diagnosis and the information that came with it was affirming and we are both so grateful. Some people are confused and their instinct was to say “I’m so sorry”. Sorry for what? My husband is my absolute favorite person. Do you hear that @kimcaramele (my sister) I wouldn’t change him. Not one bit. He is creative, funny, brilliant, brave and I admire him more than anyone. I hope our perspective is any way helpful. 🥳👍🏼👊🏼😻
7,430 Likes | 1641 days ago | 48
Today @iamcolinquinn is on #3girls1keith on our @spotify podcast which you can hear for free.
55,318 Likes | 1642 days ago | 475
Um @kimcaramele are you like pissed at me about something or whatever?
493,761 Likes | 1642 days ago | 4,589
Met this little honey baby today. Chris and I got some practice in. Thanks Pete and Jess. We love you!!baby Syd!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
41,142 Likes | 1643 days ago | 286
Happy #transgenderdayofvisibility I see you. I love you. I am lucky to have some friends who are trans and they are human being who deserve every single right everyone else has. Let’s keep fighting and loving 🥰
992,647 Likes | 1643 days ago | 20,184
Feeling strong and beautiful today #didntpuke
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Heading into this weekend like
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#itssoeasy vid by @kimcaramele
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In New Orleans at my fav restaurant @pascalsmanale they have headshots all over the walls, most of them from decades ago. My husband, to fuck with me, snuck a picture he took of me the one time we ever went golfing. I am 6 months pregnant and we purposely dressed like the worst assholes possible. I signed it (to be a good sport) they hung it in arguably the most visible spot in the restaurant.
14,479 Likes | 1647 days ago | 102
Our guest on #3girls1keith this week is @profemilyoster it’s a good one! @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ @spotify
65,304 Likes | 1648 days ago | 468
Chris took this of me yesterday when we went for a walk. Thanks for the sweatshirt @cturlington @everymomcounts and Fran and kev for my Tati shoes #ootd
39,927 Likes | 1649 days ago | 235
Happy birthday @gloriasteinem I love you.
56,501 Likes | 1650 days ago | 1,177
I highly recommend @usmovie directed by @jordanpeele you will scream!!
141,117 Likes | 1652 days ago | 3,436
Honey babies this was a fake bump over my real bump but everyone thought it was real! Did you see my @netflixisajoke special #GROWING Fav part?
485,036 Likes | 1653 days ago | 6,882
Thanks for having me on @latenightseth and I’m so thrilled that so many publications had women write reviews for my special! 👊🏼💪🏾Chris and I are overwhelmed but the love and support from this special. I’m so grateful and proud as hell. Thank you for posting about it! I’m reading them all! Thanks for my makeup @andrea_tiller and my hair @cailenoble and my dress @chloehartstein and the costume dept for my fake bump!
111,860 Likes | 1653 days ago | 1,008
I’m on @latenightseth east coast it already started!
86,058 Likes | 1654 days ago | 2,773
Thank you so much for all the love for the special!! I am so proud and your posts are making me feel so good! I’m in @sethmeyers tonight! #GROWING @netflixisajoke
89,940 Likes | 1655 days ago | 2,776
My special is up on @netflix now! here’s behind the scene bid @marcusrussellprice took of me right before I went on #frontwedgie #GROWING @netflixisajoke
83,323 Likes | 1655 days ago | 3,100
My special #GROWING goes up midnight pst @netflixisajoke
78,919 Likes | 1656 days ago | 2,310
My special #GROWING is available starting at midnight tonight! Thanks to the editors @kellylyonedit and @cplatas - assistant editor. @florianballhaus the DP @ryanecunningham for all post work. @rayangry for the incredible music @berniekaminski for line producing. @marcusraboydirector for watching my back while I was on stage. @tomlappinn for his camera work @kimmykuppkakes for hair @andrea_tiller for makeup @hatchgal for my dress. All the local Chicago crew from the camera ops to the PAs. Stage manager. @513designstudio for the set!Lighting design by Robert Peterson. Prompter. Everything ran so smooth! Catering to ushers. To the great audience and the people of Chicago. I am very proud of my work on this as the director and that my production company produced this. It was hard work and i was sick and pregnant. Thanks for believing i could do it @netflixisajoke Especially Robbie Lisa and Grig and Ted! Thanks @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for getting the crowd right. Thanks berk! Thanks to @mugsykane and @kimcaramele and @mofischhh for helping me every step of the way and telling me if my jokes sucked and slowly manipulating me into doing it at a gorgeous theater instead of a little club. @chicagotheatre is astounding. But more than anyone and im assuming no one is reading this anymore. But thank you to my husband, Chris who has kept me going during this pregnancy. His willingness and desire to be open with the world about himself and our marriage is courageous and beautiful. He makes me laugh more than anyone and he laughs at me more than anyone. I am more than grateful to have found such an amazing partner and best friend. I’m shocked. I didn’t think this love was out there for me. But it was and it is and I can’t wait to spend my life with you and our growing family. This special is dedicated to my friend @clubsodakenny son Doug and to our new baby who will be joining us very very soon.
611,689 Likes | 1658 days ago | 16,292
#GROWING MY @netflix Special comes out Tuesday I CANT WAIT TO READ WHAT ALL THE WHITE MALE CRITICS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY PREGNANCY SPECIAL! Photos by @heathersten and @jolieruben thanks @nytimes
191,204 Likes | 1659 days ago | 1,463
@hasanminhaj thank you for these words.
27,226 Likes | 1659 days ago | 230
@shrillhulu is live and it’s so funny and life changing. Laugh out loud and eye opening! @aidybryant thank you for making it!
32,134 Likes | 1660 days ago | 585
My grandpa, “Poppie” We were crazy about each other. He fought in WWII and was the Leader of the Marine Corps dance band! That’s how he met my grandma who we called Gaga, she was an airplane mechanic in the marines and sang in the band! #tbt
49,657 Likes | 1660 days ago | 235
Goodbye to New Orleans and to my favorite person I met while I was here. Proud to be a superhero sidekick @childrenshospitalnola
8,255 Likes | 1660 days ago | 61
Very grateful to every one of you. @momsdemand @everytown so much love to these Nola chapters for their continued success with fighting to keep their communities safe. Thank you for sharing your pain and progress with me. I am proud to stand with you for life.
260,488 Likes | 1661 days ago | 3,440
On a chilly Nola morning it’s best to chase ducks with nothing weighing you down except a baby. Photo by @heathersten for the @nytimes on a rainy night it’s also a good idea. Thank you @zinomanjason for your profile on me. Brutally honest. My favorite kind of honesty. See you in another 10 when you write about me again. Article on nytimes.com
117,552 Likes | 1662 days ago | 4,723
One week from today March 19, my @netflix special #GROWING comes out! I hope you like this promo if you don’t sorry!!!! @netflixisajoke
7,928 Likes | 1662 days ago | 82
Our @spotify podcast #3girls1keith is back today and our first guest is @jahnglayzer you can listen for free!!
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NOLA i ❤️ you. @mugsykane @sarahemcbride Chris and I ate at @pascalsmanale last night. Always great food great vibe. The best bartenders and servers. Thanks for always welcoming us. Same goes for the restaurant @eatwithsaba down here. I’ve been laying low but when I feel well enough to go out these places are a treat. We’ve been living down here for a bit and I love the people so much. To every nurse and doctor and especially Erin at @romneystudios and her girls for making me strong and getting me ready to deliver. Even though I puked in the middle of class several times you always got me back up. The cashiers at Whole Foods and district for always being friendly and kind and for the comedians down here letting me pop in to your great shows and open mics. The members of @momsdemand and @everytown I’m grateful to you all. I still think of Mayci and Jillian everyday especially being down here I carry them with me. Love to the @pelicansnba especially my fav player @jrue_holiday11 And their amazing dancers! I love this city. I love the people. Thank you Monika and Jodi @choosemobility for all your help and hard work. We are leaving soon but I will never forget all the love here and we will be back. Who dat!!!!
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Holy smokes @brielarson @captainmarvelofficial is out! Let’s see what my sis can do!!!!
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#happyinternationalwomensday ALL DAY!
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! New clip from my @netflix special coming out March 19th #GROWING #internationalwomensday @netflixisajoke
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I’ve had a tough couple days physically but these guys are cool to hang out with #pukecity
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I suggest everyone watch this doc on Netflix it won an Oscar @periodendofsentence it’s 25 minutes and I just watched it and it’s so great!! Thepadproject.org
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Guess what? We’re back!!! Season 3 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith available exclusively on @spotify March 12th. @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ and I forget who else
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Tomorrow @amberrosetamblyn book #eraofignition comes out and it is essential reading! 😍😍😍😍
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Snuck out of bed to see Mardi Gras for a minute. This city ❤️These people ❤️Molly’s wig 🙃photo by flapjack
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As some of you know I don’t care for Jennifer Lawrence and I never have, but this is a really important message. Link in bio for the full video
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My mom got her this and she insists on wearing it #nevernude #tati
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March 19th who will you watch with? @netflixisajoke #GROWING
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My special GROWING comes out March 19 @netflixisajoke
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My new special GROWING comes out March 19 on @netflixisajoke
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Yesterday @mofischhh Chris and I fed giraffes and I kind of couldn’t handle it. #audobonzoo
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You don’t have to help but get out of our way.
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People I fucking trust told me I would love this show. And guess what? It’s the fucking best @pen15show
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Tbt wearing a pregnancy belly for @nbcsnl Come see my real bump next weekend in Phoenix, Houston, Dallas and Austin! Tix link in bio at amyschumer.com
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We’ll never meet the ground 🎤 #becausewearebillboards
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Chris took this pic
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Sometime you have to do it twice in one day with different groups #nola