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3,791 Posts |
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1,261 Followings |
Amy Schumer Posts
9,778 Likes | about 9 hours ago | 94
@chelsanity hosted the wgas and it was hilarious. Her monologue in my bio
37,698 Likes | about 18 hours ago | 480
Sunday snugglin
9,027 Likes | 3 days ago | 128
Great time at the @pelicansnba game seeing them win! Also amazing to see @russwest44 play. The high was @610stompers and @pelicansdance ❤️❤️❤️
131,760 Likes | 3 days ago | 2,800
Missing you on v day 👋
56,155 Likes | 4 days ago | 294
My main valentines
7,707 Likes | 4 days ago | 37
Tonight episode of @fullfrontalsamb was @ashnb1 last show and it was amazing. I recommend this show soooo much! #anniversarysex
104,698 Likes | 4 days ago | 608
These clowns have been married one year today and are very happy about that. 😍
16,148 Likes | 5 days ago | 112
I really appreciated this week’s ep of @crashinghbo @reallyjamielee and @dovdavidoff 👍🏼 I’m grateful to the people talking about consent and being open to uncomfortable, imperfect conversations to help us all move forward. I appreciated @azizansari thoughtful words on stage this week about what he’s learned as well. We can do this and make it better and safer for everyone❤️
102,032 Likes | 5 days ago | 2,876
Ahhhhhh I'm having a SPECIAL! March 19th @netflixisajoke #GROWING #TEACHYOURKIDSNOTTODJ 🍩
9,478 Likes | 6 days ago | 244
I made this myself! Noon tomorrow! Announcement!
51,355 Likes | 6 days ago | 547
Thanks for including @trainwreckmovie @entertainmentweekly !
28,530 Likes | 7 days ago | 599
I am NOT having these. #justone
66,970 Likes | 7 days ago | 1,057
Special announcement coming Tuesday! (It is unrelated to the Olson twins)
163,463 Likes | 9 days ago | 1,793
Thank you to the designers for letting me sit front row like this. #nyfw #happybirthdayoliver
43,715 Likes | 10 days ago | 347
I have an announcement coming Tuesday I’m excited to share. For now more pics with my favorite funny people and moments in comedy.
37,501 Likes | 10 days ago | 189
Tbf to some of my fav moments from years ago with hilarious people
124,816 Likes | 10 days ago | 568
Happy birthday to this picture I think is cute of me. And to @chrisrock who I love.
48,919 Likes | 11 days ago | 781
Tickets are on sale now for my next run of stand-up shows! 2/28 in Phoenix at the Comerica Theatre, 3/1 in Houston at Revention, 3/2 in Dallas at Winspear Opera House, 3/3 in Austin at the Long Centre. Details at amyschumer.com/tour - link in bio!
21,779 Likes | 11 days ago | 164
Wishing a major happy birthday to @poppy_louise and happy anniversary to her and her mother @bridgeteverett from me and Tati who will not ever leave her the f alone!
140,873 Likes | 13 days ago | 830
If you get engaged, Tati and I will be there
17,046 Likes | 14 days ago | 222
4,992 Likes | 14 days ago | 86
I loved this doc on @hbo #breslinandhamilldeadlineartists thanks for the recommend @mugsykane
21,107 Likes | 15 days ago | 195
Great weekend on the road with @thegreatboy @rosebudbaker @miacomedy and @coleescola thanks to Toronto Philly and Baltimore audiences!!! Sorry about my outfits in each city.
19,069 Likes | 15 days ago | 173
Tatiana Zissou
27,854 Likes | 15 days ago | 628
Also unfollow @fuckjerry they steal Jokes and they don’t seem very nice to me. Like just in general a little too pleased with themselves. Ya feel me?
64,328 Likes | 16 days ago | 797
Passed my glucose test! 😅 back on the road. Philly tonight and Baltimore tomorrow! Texas and Arizona dates on amyschumer.com dress from @hatchgal
17,728 Likes | 17 days ago | 226
Thanks for being such a great crowd tonight Toronto! It was a special show with @coleescola @rosebudbaker and @deanne_smith
121,796 Likes | 18 days ago | 1,422
Tbt lil me #happybirthdayoliver
150,787 Likes | 18 days ago | 6,709
Fingers crossed sisters 🧚🏼♀️
80,737 Likes | 20 days ago | 435
Happy birthday @oprah you are the Only person in my life I care about. Do you understand this @kimcaramele @mofischhh Chris, our baby and so on and so forth?
41,676 Likes | 20 days ago | 448
Going back on the road this week and next month! TORONTO, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, PHOENIX, HOUSTON, DALLAS, AUSTIN. Tickets at amyschumer.com/tour pic by @maryellenmatthewsnyc
545,871 Likes | 21 days ago | 28,453
My sister in law. And I can’t stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can’t thank her enough. So I won’t thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you. #haunting #butthole
44,942 Likes | 21 days ago | 364
William Esper was a lot of people’s teacher and guide to being a trained actor. But more than that. He made a lot of us who we are, including myself. I loved him. He loved me and that is a gift beyond anything I can describe. He kept it real. Real real. I came in at age 23 complaining that a producer had told me to lose weight. I thought he would be outraged as i was. Instead he said “so lose some weight” we both laughed. I studied with him for 6 hours a week for 2 years and the following year in his master class. I am so grateful for every second I got to be in his presence. He was honest and generous with his attention. He made us feel safe and seen and there is no teacher I have learned more from. My heart breaks for his family. But I believe they know he will live on in his thousands of students. Alive in each moment of our performances. Sam Rockwell, Jeff Goldblum, Timothy Olyphant, Harold Parrineau, Kathy Bates, Larry David, Tracee Ellis Ross, David Morse and on and on. This picture is from this past sept. I got to see him one last time and tell him how much i loved him and how grateful i am. Thank you Bill. We love you. @esperstudio
23,073 Likes | 23 days ago | 245
Crying laughing watching the new season of @broadcity directed and edited by @nickpaley 😂😂😂
39,108 Likes | 23 days ago | 440
We added shows in PHOENIX, HOUSTON, AUSTIN and DALLAS! Tickets on sale now - link in bio
77,409 Likes | 24 days ago | 1,118
Tbt a year ago when I didn’t have to hold both sides of the wall to brace for pooping #zophran
225,567 Likes | 24 days ago | 2,707
Toronto! Excited to get back on the road next week with @rosebudbaker and @thegreatboy . Jan 31 at the Sony Center. Tickets at amyschumer.com
106,127 Likes | 26 days ago | 1,075
Opening night of @iamcolinquinn show #redstatebluestate we couldn’t have laughed harder and I couldn’t have worn a worse bra.
176,092 Likes | 27 days ago | 3,913
My baby shower was LIT! Thanks girls!
72,401 Likes | 27 days ago | 309
🙏🏾
63,201 Likes | 28 days ago | 767
Coupla 🐳 s #3rdtri #cantseemyvag
26,430 Likes | 28 days ago | 459
Alarms to see the eclipse and the red wedding blood dire wolf moon! EST
66,878 Likes | 29 days ago | 748
All day
21,770 Likes | 29 days ago | 962
I loved this book! If you’re pregnant. @profemilyoster breaks it down!!!! Thank you @laurabenanti for recommending it from Vanessa Nadal for telling her about it. Thanks to all the women giving me recommendations for the baby especially @jessicaalba for her kind @honest gift basket!
212,068 Likes | 29 days ago | 1,018
Sending strength to all of the women marching today!! We won’t stop cause we can’t stop! Even my baby knows it
6,628 Likes | 29 days ago | 117
Barbara has the most awkward entrance into a room I’ve ever seen. Please enjoy. We watched it many times #sharktank #taptap
8,459 Likes | 31 days ago | 104
On @netflix @judahworldchamp special makes me laugh so hard every time
13,532 Likes | 31 days ago | 113
Big news! Today @TIMESUPNOW joined @NYGovCuomo in announcing the #TIMESUP New York Safety Agenda. We thank Gov. Cuomo for his leadership and urge the NY State Legislature to pass this agenda as soon as possible.
37,072 Likes | 32 days ago | 452
I’m feeling a little better and wanted to make up these dates that aren’t too far from home. Can’t wait to see you guys! Shows coming up in Toronto 1/31, Philly 2/1, Baltimore 2/2. Get your tickets now! https://www.amyschumer.com/tour
8,565 Likes | 33 days ago | 59
Don’t miss @janellejamescomedy on @sethmeyers show tonight! She is one of my favorite comics.
212,211 Likes | 34 days ago | 1,776
We are not afraid to look our best and strut
58,177 Likes | 34 days ago | 324
RIP William
280,556 Likes | 34 days ago | 5,617
2009/2019 challenge
253,704 Likes | 35 days ago | 3,275
Critics choice throwback I won best actress in a comedy for trainwreck and it felt really good. It would be fun to write that character going through what I’m going through now.
59,889 Likes | 37 days ago | 383
Rising comedians
4,678 Likes | 37 days ago | 58
Wow check out @liaices new album #ices I can’t stop listening! Go to Liaices.com
9,111 Likes | 38 days ago | 218
I’m really loving the sets on @netflix #comediansoftheworld in the US section everyone needs to watch @nealbrennan set and watch it now! I laughed out loud as did my man the whole time. The baby may have laughed but I couldn’t hear! Also @realnickswardson also @deanne_smith
211,711 Likes | 38 days ago | 5,350
I finally went to see @lecloudclothing in store @saksoff5th the staff was incredibly kind. Also Keith Robinson forgot his glasses at my apt after taping our latest #3girls1keith podcast so I’m taking pics of them all over town
161,885 Likes | 38 days ago | 1,072
Last week we took a last minute trip to @mo_canouan and even tho I vomited the whole way there and back we had a really nice time. Thank you for having us. And no the trip wasn’t free or anything. We loved Canouan island and it’s beautiful people!
13,473 Likes | 39 days ago | 87
NYC @iamcolinquinn has a show running now. If you’re in town you should see it! Colinquinnshow.com for tickets. Also @chethinks is doing something pretty fucking cool this Friday and I hope I get to go.
53,893 Likes | 42 days ago | 706
Let’s keep going! @timesupnow #timesup
304,324 Likes | 44 days ago | 1,440
This is a couple who loves each other but does not understand how to pose but does understand that when away from Tatiana I will represent her on my hat and my shoes #reppingTati
355,387 Likes | 45 days ago | 6,161
I puke anything I eat up until 4pm. But then I’m like...#baywatch #eyecandy #DandG
61,386 Likes | 45 days ago | 300
@leesaevansstyle and i were lucky enough to be on @savannahguthrie show 6 minute marathon! Check it out. Link in bio
77,111 Likes | 46 days ago | 631
Happy birthday Chris. I love the man you’re turning into ❤️
286,516 Likes | 48 days ago | 2,066
Happy new year to the women in my life and yours. What would we be without our friends? Nothin. Here is my sister tying my dumb shoe. Women, we are amazing and our love for each other is so deep. Let’s continue to link arms this year and move forward. All of us. ❤️
37,024 Likes | 48 days ago | 939
My New Years date for the last 20 years. The Twilight Zone marathon on @syfyfr 🧛🏻♂️🧚🏼♀️💪🏾❤️ Rod Sterling said “The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout, There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy.”
178,280 Likes | 49 days ago | 891
Laughing into 2019 like. Photo cred is my main squeeze
30,109 Likes | 49 days ago | 389
The series @noactivitycbs is the funniest thing I’ve see on tv in a long time. And I didn’t even know they had @michaelawat and @bridgeteverett guest star. Will Ferrell. @tasteofadrian @amysedaris Tim meadows @patrickbrammall Jesse plemons and on and on. On @itunes and cbs all access and yes I know it’s based on the Aussie show!
448,069 Likes | 49 days ago | 12,195
I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send to your sister. So you do and she asks you to please not do that and for all that I am grateful. Happy Sunday guys. I hope you take a really good poop today!
16,763 Likes | 50 days ago | 118
Legend @daveattell about to go on at @carolinesonbway catch him and @therealjeffreyross on @bumpingmics on @netflix
20,358 Likes | 53 days ago | 1,048
I just found out about this show and I love it! It’s on iTunes and @cbsallaccess tim meadows @amysedaris @patrickbrammall manzoukis will Ferrell Sunita Mati Jesse plemons. It’s so funny!! What are you guys watching. Please recommend!!
137,548 Likes | 54 days ago | 4,647
And so this is Christmas 🎄
45,764 Likes | 55 days ago | 277
My husband and my boyfriend
9,152 Likes | 56 days ago | 170
Last show today Boston. Thanks for having me. Thanks for this fun video @marcusrussellprice thank you to all the great crowds on this tour and to @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for crushing every night. To @clubsodakenny for keeping me safe to Julia Gosin for being the best road manager ever. To @kimmykuppkakes for making me look like a person and to me for getting myself up there whenever possible. I will make up any missed dates when I’m feeling better. I am still throwing up everyday and feeling real bad but I did every single show I could. Love me, kimmy, Vinny, molly, Kev, Chris, Tati and our baby. 🙏🏾💪🏾❤️😘👋
36,517 Likes | 57 days ago | 370
This one is my favorite. Jen on my right is a nurse and has 3 kids and @marinayfranklin on my left is a hilarious comic. @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th people complaining about price I totally feel you. I stressed over and over that I wanted it to be as inexpensive as possible. And that I wanted the sizes to go up to at least 28 this first round. I grew up age 9 on with no money and I feel you. I promise next round we will do much better. Please forgive me. Onward and upward.
147,072 Likes | 57 days ago | 3,126
Yaaaazzzzzzzz!
10,251 Likes | 57 days ago | 282
@jessicayellin the violence against women act VAWA IS ALSO SHUT DOWN.
68,262 Likes | 57 days ago | 9,521
Anytime I’m on the toilet she looks at me like this. Does everyone have lots of nicknames for their dogs? I call her Tati, tats, Tatiana maslany, Tati girl, honey girl, little girl, lil honey baby, queenie, Merwen. What do you call yours?
34,013 Likes | 58 days ago | 259
Thanks Boston! 2 more and then 🛶
39,594 Likes | 58 days ago | 166
Happy birthday @mofischhh your head size hasn’t changed a bit. I love you sis
23,451 Likes | 59 days ago | 233
Thank you Chicago for 2 of the best nights of my life and everyone who made them possible.
69,853 Likes | 61 days ago | 1,836
⛄️
64,459 Likes | 61 days ago | 558
Tonight I film my 4th one hour special. I am proud. But not as proud as I am of this photo of myself at Temple when I was 5. 🎤😇
23,756 Likes | 61 days ago | 224
FaceTime with my lil honey baby
63,902 Likes | 61 days ago | 656
This special will knock your socks off. Thank you for making it @theellenshow #relatable
13,854 Likes | 62 days ago | 550
Spread the word #logoffacebook #logoffinstagram tomorrow @naacp
10,409 Likes | 62 days ago | 467
In solidarity with the @naacp I will not be on Instagram tomorrow or Facebook for a week. Please join me. Link in bio for why. #logoutfacebook #logoutinstagram let’s go.
77,565 Likes | 62 days ago | 958
#clemencyforcyntoia @governorbillhaslam
44,748 Likes | 63 days ago | 315
Is this thing on? Tati’s big trip to DC
213,729 Likes | 63 days ago | 1,186
My year in 9 images 2018 holy shit
44,618 Likes | 64 days ago | 292
Thanks for a great time tonight DC photo by @marcusrussellprice dress by @lecloudclothing
34,134 Likes | 65 days ago | 577
I WILL BE PERFORMING IN DC, CHICAGO AND BOSTON THIS WEEK AND THEN I WILL BE HIDING UNDER THIS TARP UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH. MUCH LOVE!
411,148 Likes | 65 days ago | 12,006
Am I glowing? #hyperemesisgravidarum
14,197 Likes | 65 days ago | 116
Oh snap!!! If you can get there @leesaevansstyle will hook you up. Do not miss this! I will try and stop by if I’m not puking!
15,906 Likes | 66 days ago | 179
My mom is pretty cute and went into @saksoff5th today and took pics with all the sales manager in the @lecloudclothing section!
18,149 Likes | 66 days ago | 117
There is no one who is changed my life more than @jessseinfeld who is our guest on #3girls1keith streaming now on @spotify we talk about money and her incredible foundation @goodplusfdn please listen and find out if she will pound it or pass on her beloved cat/soulmate Javier
97,817 Likes | 66 days ago | 640
Ummmm
11,008 Likes | 66 days ago | 85
A night to remember @lecloudclothing thank you friends!!!
23,446 Likes | 67 days ago | 168
Thanks for all the love at the launch event for @lecloudclothing on sale at @saksoff5th and on their website starting today at 10am est! 😍 @emrata @zackarydrucker @jessseinfeld @sappy17 @tremendy @jackjack0216 @angeherrel @janellejamescomedy @miacomedy @rachelfeinstein_ @marinayfranklin @mugsykane @franthebean @cindi_leive @yamaneika @therealaliwentworth @justintheroux @armiehammer @mofischhh @piperperabo @bridgeteverett @murray_hill @georgialouisesk @wwd @dailyfrontrow @elleusa @romyoltuski @amandangocnguyen @lisajlockwood and really everyone except for @keithrobinson438 who showed up uninvited!!!!
20,612 Likes | 67 days ago | 173
Live to shop 10am eastern!!!!! @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th
8,505 Likes | 67 days ago | 97
Tomorrow!!! @lecloudclothing
215,674 Likes | 68 days ago | 3,692
Does this baby make me look fat? With my sister lil Kimby wearing head to toe @lecloudclothing 🐣
16,430 Likes | 69 days ago | 86
2 days until @lecloudclothing outtake from the shoot with @jakerosenberg @bridgeteverett jen Angelica @marinayfranklin selling at saks off 5th which is the discounted @saks and on the web! Part of proceeds go to @stylefund
225,889 Likes | 69 days ago | 2,755
Loved my outfit during my set tonight!
34,030 Likes | 70 days ago | 263
3 days to @lecloudclothing much love to our photographer @jakerosenberg
36,289 Likes | 71 days ago | 262
4 days until @lecloudclothing is available on @saksoff5th and online!!! Hi @marinayfranklin
29,304 Likes | 71 days ago | 3,627
Deep in my second trimester and all i can say is nope! Yesterday i did a show 90 minutes later #soblessed #godsmiracle #lepainbathroom 🦄
16,438 Likes | 72 days ago | 153
Me and @yamaneika are assholes at heart. Photo by @janellejamescomedy #janellejamescomedyfestival
25,983 Likes | 74 days ago | 747
Nope
44,424 Likes | 74 days ago | 354
Shoot day! @lecloudclothing dec 13 at @saksoff5th and online!
42,992 Likes | 75 days ago | 374
Big news. Very special guest on our podcast on @spotify #3girls1keith MY DAD IS OUR GUEST THIS WEEK. ITS LIVE NOW!!!!
3,848 Likes | 76 days ago | 54
BROOKLYN ARE YOU READY FOR MY FRIEND @janellejamescomedy FESTIVAL. IT STARTS TOMORROW! Get tix so you can laugh and feel good!
27,175 Likes | 76 days ago | 166
Thank you @leesaevansstyle letting me collaborate in a real way and for changing my life. @lecloudclothing will be available exclusively at @saksoff5th (which is the discount saks!) and online DEC 13th! I wake up looking like Aileen Wuornos every morning and @andrea_tiller and @kimmykuppkakes @voelhairextensions make me look like this. Equally gorgeous!! Thank you @instylemagazine
40,942 Likes | 76 days ago | 411
“Women have been made to feel so bad about themselves, it feels great to take the reins and be like, ‘None of that,’” @AmySchumer tells @RomyOltuski of the new size-inclusive clothing line, @LeCloudClothing, that she created with stylist @LeesaEvansStyle. The clothing, which goes up to size 20, ranges from $38 to $248. “You can walk in a room and not worry about your clothes anymore: ‘Is this showing? Is this pulling?’” she says. For this shoot for our January issue, she called up some of her closest friends to model it with her, including Leesa, comedy singer @BridgetEverett, and comedian @MarinayFranklin. More on her new feel-good fashion line at the link in bio. | Photographed by @marcelokrasilcic, styled by @leesaevansstyle
46,205 Likes | 76 days ago | 398
It’s @lecloudclothing !!! Here are some shots of our clothing!! The models used are my friends @bridgeteverett @marinayfranklin @leesaevansstyle I kept trying to find the sweatpants alternative that had both comfort and style and that was appropriate to go to meetings, out with friends, to a movie, all over,” says Evans. She came through, designing some original pieces for the actress to wear on her I Feel Pretty press tour. Then they realized these were clothes their friends wanted to wear too. With that in mind, Schumer and Evans made sure that Le Cloud was accessible to all. The line, which goes up to a size 20, for now, the next release will be up to a size 40 ranges from $38 to $248 for versatile tops, pencil skirts, dresses, and pants, all in solid shades of camel, navy, hunter green, and black. Formfitting fabrics like scuba and crêpe deliver on softness but hold their shape. Thanks @instylemagazine @romyoltuski for writing an honest piece.
172,316 Likes | 76 days ago | 7,977
Thank you @instylemagazine for helping me with an important PSA @lecloudclothing
16,591 Likes | 77 days ago | 149
Season finale of #camping tonight on @hbo watch these 3 angels @bridgeteverett @juliettelewis @jennifer.garner
16,447 Likes | 78 days ago | 459
First full shipment of @lecloudclothing available in less than 2 weeks. Affordable. Comfy. Flattering as hell shit you will have forever! I’m getting better and this helped. Will go up to a size 40 at the next release. Best @saksoff5th could do this round was size 20. One thing I love about our brand is that a size large is really a large. Not like some other brands you put on and you’re like “fuck you, this is supposed to be a large” the material feels soft and expensive but it’s affordable. Because you will wear them forever. That’s the problem. Once you have these items you won’t need to buy them again. Probably a flawed business model. We are donating 30 percent of all proceeds to our charity @stylefund which helps alll women but has a focus on women re-entering the work force after the military or incarceration get dressed for success. @leesaevansstyle taught me how to dress to feel good in my own skin and I wanted to give that to every woman. I hope you love it. I do!
57,555 Likes | 79 days ago | 748
A million thank you s for posting all your little honies. 😍😍😍😍😍warming my heart when I’m feeling the worst. 😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇🤝🤝🤝🤝👶👶👶
20,580 Likes | 80 days ago | 229
Truly seeing everyone children and pets made me so happy. Thank you forever. I was feeling better until I saw these assholes. #sisters
61,979 Likes | 80 days ago | 1,546
The last few days have been tough. I’m grateful as hell and know it’s temporary but tough just the same. Please if you don’t mind. Post pics of your kids and tag me #amyschumer My friends sending me pics and vids of their kids is making me feel so much better. Much love 🤮accepting dog photos too
30,816 Likes | 81 days ago | 1,000
Very embarrassed it took me this long but @catastrophe_tv is so great. Thanks @robdelaney and @sharonhorgan for being so great! @ashleyjensen 💰💰💰
80,309 Likes | 81 days ago | 2,245
Los Angeles, Philly and Baltimore have been postponed. I wish I could be there and I’m going to come as soon as possible. I will post here and you will be informed by the venue about new dates as soon as we are ready to confirm them. Please contact the venue with any questions about refunds. I’m sick as hell and intend to rest until I’m really better.
19,103 Likes | 81 days ago | 126
Our friend @iamwandasykes is on #3girls1keith this week on our @spotify podcast!
73,641 Likes | 82 days ago | 4,620
Turn sound off if you have a weak stomach. This was my ride to my show at @tarrytownmusichall tonight and a picture from the end of my set. I love doing stand-up more than anything and I hate cancelling shows. I have to postpone some until I feel human again. But i will make up these dates and we will have a great time. I’m so proud of my stand up right now and can’t wait to share it. Thanks to the amazing crowd tonight for being so warm and such great laughers and for being cool with my sweatpants and slippers on stage. Shots by @marcusrussellprice we are shooting a doc of me these past few months leading up to a special Im filming and you will see that I’m strugglin right now. But I’m so grateful and excited to be a mom. I’m grateful I have access to healthcare, as we all should have. But I guess what I’m really saying is Fuck Hyde-Smith and anyone who voted for her. My feelings on her are best expressed by the above video. And I don’t usually agree with speaking ill of crackheads, but she has a crackhead looking mouth. Tiny racist teeth confederate ass campaign with her crack mouth said she would attend a public hanging. #crackmouth #tinyracistteeth #hyperemesisgravidarum
19,061 Likes | 82 days ago | 433
@lecloudclothing is at saks OFFFFFFFFF 5th. Not saks 5th. Saks off 5th is a discount store. This line is for all women. We made it as inexpensive as humanly possible without sacrificing the feel and look of it. Quality control! 38 bucks up to our most expensive item is 238 bucks but it’s a fucking cashmere coat so ya know. Most things are under 100 and they are forever pieces. But we will be using the skin of children to make the material for our ponchos. Cool?
39,478 Likes | 82 days ago | 860
🔥🔥🔥
14,698 Likes | 83 days ago | 230
Ahhhhh!! Yes! Please read our interview in @wwd link in my bio! And follow our line @lecloudclothing lecloudclothing
14,855 Likes | 83 days ago | 228
I loved every second of the @janefonda interview on #normmacdonaldhasashow on @netflix and of course #judgejudy never ever dissapoints! ❤️❤️❤️
15,061 Likes | 83 days ago | 250
Incredible article by the flawless @zackarydrucker See link in my story for the full article!
49,492 Likes | 83 days ago | 1,252
Check amyschumer.com for upcoming tour dates CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, BOSTON. will post about makeup tour dates as soon as I have them! Im feeling better!!
141,807 Likes | 83 days ago | 3,631
It is legal to seek asylum in the US. These people are fleeing from homes where they were in danger and the law says they can stay in the US while their claim is processed. Anyone who says “they should have come legally” THEY DID. THEY ARE! Follow @paolamendoza
193,136 Likes | 84 days ago | 8,691
No. This will not fucking stand. How do you sleep at night after gassing children. It’s legal to seek asylum you fucking monsters. Happening at the border. Follow @paolamendoza @jessicayellin and @shaunking for true coverage
60,430 Likes | 84 days ago | 303
Expecting at the @comedycellarusa
18,819 Likes | 85 days ago | 71
I laughed till I cried the whole show. Thank you @coleescola you are a genius.
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These nerds
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Now that I fully understand what it means to be a mother more than anyone else I am releasing a new line of children’s products called #reallyreallyhonest it has nothing harmful in it. It has nothing at all in it. Proceeds from these very safe products go directly to me getting something cool for just me. #reallyreallyhonest no I’m not burning @jessicaalba honest brand. I will use all of her stuff but I am her newest competition. Jessica, your stuff is just honest mine is really really honest.
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Does anyone else see it?
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☠️
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🦃
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Food ready yet?
29,169 Likes | 88 days ago | 318
Great crowd at the @kingsbklyn thank you and thanks @hatchgal for my dress pic by @marcusrussellprice
55,861 Likes | 88 days ago | 620
Show tonight in BK at the @kingsbklyn don’t resist or you might miss Christmas 🎄 photo by the man who didn’t pull out of me 👶 🍼
20,199 Likes | 89 days ago | 156
Avoid your family and listen to @ashleygraham on #3girls1keith
43,774 Likes | 89 days ago | 272
#transdayofremembrance remember the bigotry and violence this community faces every day. Especially trans women of color. 🙏🏾❤️
18,404 Likes | 89 days ago | 153
To help secure safe passage to the people seeking asylum please give what you can. Link in bio and follow @fams2gether
401,857 Likes | 90 days ago | 4,371
Thanks to Newark and Pittsburgh, I’m so happy to be feeling better and I will be able to continue my tour... However doctors orders not to travel cross country yet so I’m sorry that Seattle, Phoenix and Oakland will need to be postponed. I promise to go see you guys and make up the date real soon... The rest of the tour will go on as planned! Happy Thanksgiving!🦃
19,590 Likes | 90 days ago | 198
👋 Pittsburgh
17,763 Likes | 91 days ago | 85
Thanks for your support and friendship @chrmcbride and his lovely wife Melissa. Honored you guys came out!
43,474 Likes | 91 days ago | 399
Thanks for bringing me back to life Newark (something no one else has ever said) 📷 @marcusrussellprice
49,984 Likes | 92 days ago | 323
Always there
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I will be doing my shows tomorrow and Sunday! Also, FUCK BETSY DeVos. Like for real. Are you kidding me?!
408,690 Likes | 94 days ago | 14,898
Texas I am so deeply sorry. I have been really looking forward to these shows. I have to reschedule. I am in the hospital. I’m fine. Baby’s fine but everyone who says the 2nd trimester is better is not telling the full story. I’ve been even more ill this trimester. I have hyperemesis and it blows. Very lucky to be pregnant but this is some bullshit! Sending so much love to the doctors and nurses taking great care of me and Tati! They are cool as hell! And Texas I am really really sorry and I’ll be out there as soon as I’m better.
19,990 Likes | 95 days ago | 147
Great show in Atlanta! @miacomedy and I tricked our sisters into coming! See you tomorrow Dallas!
7,145 Likes | 95 days ago | 62
A @aprivatewar directed by friend @mheineman is in theaters now and it is mind blowing! Visit APrivateWarFilm.com for ticket info! #JournalistsAreNotTheEnemy
12,245 Likes | 95 days ago | 79
Last night was special. Thank you @cindi_leive forever. Spending time with @lisaborders @opalayo @amandadecadenet @a_gelique @shannonrwatts @lala @amberheard @padmalakshmi and so many more! #gospelofgloria and thanks to my body for not puking most nights from 7-10!
55,680 Likes | 96 days ago | 329
The @methodmanofficial @juddapatow collab everyone was begging for! @trainwreckmovie no one from this movie ever worked again.
25,314 Likes | 96 days ago | 215
New podcast up today. Who will shine through #3girls1keith
32,394 Likes | 97 days ago | 241
That’s your whole story?
62,553 Likes | 98 days ago | 534
Thank you for nominating me for a couple @peopleschoice awards. I wish I could have been there but all i do is standup and puke right now. @paulabeachwear #3girls1keith
37,011 Likes | 98 days ago | 1,227
No
24,920 Likes | 98 days ago | 157
Head to my stories for some pretty exciting news about @bridgeteverett
96,320 Likes | 99 days ago | 332
Sending love and endless gratitude to all our veterans. Especially to my friend Amanda Doster a Gold Star wife who lost her husband, Sergeant James Doster, in Baghdad. He is pictured here. Love to you and the girls. Thank you for your service.
32,876 Likes | 99 days ago | 529
I can’t imagine the heartbreak you guys are going through out there. I’m so sorry
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Thanks for posting @amandadecadenet
63,930 Likes | 100 days ago | 781
We will be alright because Judge Judy
21,506 Likes | 100 days ago | 285
Thank you Albany! This onesie is from @hatchgal and it was a gift from my sperm donor and life partner Chris Fischer
44,345 Likes | 101 days ago | 665
Everyone’s passion and outrage about the 307 shootings in the last 311 days in our country including the Thousand Oaks tragedy is overwhelming. If you wish you could do more you can. @everytown is doing work. Volunteer. Donate. Get involved. Link in bio.
8,077 Likes | 101 days ago | 93
This movie is my new favorite and made me so happy and laugh so hard. NY go see if you will thank me @longdumb @hannahfidell #thelongdumbroadmovie
23,470 Likes | 101 days ago | 238
Thank you Nashville! And
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These ladies had a great show in Nashville tonight.
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@bejohnce
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Going to sleep wishing on a ⭐️ @staceyabrams
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Me-“Tati, the Democrats got the house back!!! More than 100 women in the house for the first time. Some of tonight is disappointing but we are getting closer and we can do a lot with the house!” Tati-“good lets go in the house right now”
310,575 Likes | 103 days ago | 2,844
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
65,641 Likes | 103 days ago | 320
@americaferrera
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Me voting 2016/2018
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Know your rights!!
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Voter suppression
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Thank you Vegas! Had another great set of shows at the @cosmopolitan_lv photos by @marcusrussellprice note the chicken fingers
42,704 Likes | 105 days ago | 271
Tatis vibe today captured by the guy who knocked me up
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“It is not enough to see all people as equals. That’s cool if you do. But it’s not enough. Our actions need to reflect that. Our voting needs to reflect that. We need to do everything we can to change the way things are. Everything. What are you doing to help? The truth is the way white women have voted in the past is how we got into this situation. It’s time to act. It’s been time.”- amy schumer and Thanks for posting this pic and the words in the pic above. @rachel.cargle and for all you do.
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Yes @chelsanity !!!!
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See you tonight at the @cosmopolitan_lv performing with @rachelfeinstein_ @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett photo by @marcusrussellprice
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You’ll never forget your first time voting… Early voting ends tonight, Nevada, don’t forget to vote! Find your polling place at votenvdems.com
72,431 Likes | 107 days ago | 1,350
Watch till the end. You will cry laugh. Also she’s right as hell! RG from @shaunking
308,191 Likes | 108 days ago | 2,919
👩👩👧
9,080 Likes | 109 days ago | 92
Hear ep 2 of our podcast 3 Girls, 1 Keith now on @spotify
81,164 Likes | 109 days ago | 619
Chris and I are Siegfried and Roy and Kim and I are Amanda Seyfried and Rachel Roy
22,233 Likes | 109 days ago | 692
Kim and molly are Steven Avery and Kathleen Zellner
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🐑 🐶
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Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother) 2nd warning if you are a sane person who values logic and don’t look to putting down strangers as a way to distract you from your own Unhappiness you should skip this post! 😽👍🏼
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Respecting our tradition of watching Hocus Pocus in our Hocus Pocus sweats “sisterssss father round!”
11,508 Likes | 110 days ago | 89
If me and @bridgeteverett had a baby
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This week on #3girls1keith our guest is my favorite comic @daveattell talking drinking and porn! Only on @spotify
96,980 Likes | 111 days ago | 2,978
People going on and on about how much you don’t care about my stance on the nfl sure are talking about it a lot. Instead of being critical of me, i have a crazy idea, how about you trying doing something, anything to help the gross inequality in our country. My contribution is so useless to you guys? Then Why don’t you make one. Do something. Did you know slaves are mentioned in our anthem? Well look it up you snarky trolls. I did an old navy campaign one year then a bud lite campaign the next. This year I said I wasnt up for doing any because I am horrified by the violence and treatment of people of color in our country. It’s a small way of putting my money where my tiny mouth is. The fuck are you gonna do? Step up. Goes for you too yahoo sports hosts who I’ve met. For someone you care so little about you sure do like to talk about me a lot. I think you like me 💋what are you doing to help? I’m doing a lot more than this. But what a great message we could send if other artists passed on any super bowl exposure too. If my act of protest makes you feel attacked. That’s about you 🍯
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Oh ok
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Thank you @theatrewestbury For a great fundraiser for @liuba4congress thanks to @jakeincao for his perfect music. @sammorril for a killer set and @jarielys_goodman for a groundbreaking intro! #caradrewsandrachelfasshi! Photos by the incomparable @marcusrussellprice
206,888 Likes | 112 days ago | 3,239
first trimester had me like #soblessed
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I can’t recommend this play highly enough @theferrymanbway
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My heart is broken for the victims and loved ones affected by the shooting at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh and the people killed at Kroger in Kentucky. The gunman tried to get in a predominantly black church but couldn’t so went to the store instead. 💔
32,821 Likes | 113 days ago | 166
Tbt writers room for inside amy! @kyledunnigan1 we’re the sessions
15,812 Likes | 114 days ago | 91
@kimcaramele doesn’t understand that she was not invited
15,326 Likes | 114 days ago | 196
Amazing!! Can’t wait to watch my favs @trinity_fatu @thenikkibella @thebriebella @rondarousey @natbynature Sunday nigh. So cool!!
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My precious
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Long Island Im performing on you Sunday! Please come! @jakeincao opening for me! Link for tix in bio
35,049 Likes | 115 days ago | 172
Thanks for taking this picture @christopher.peterson it’s of me and @leesaevansstyle we are very proud of what we are creating!
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1 keith
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This week is almost over. We got this.
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Mozzarella sticks on the job! Check tour dates for this kind of professionalism in person! Nov 14th ATL. Other dates in bio!
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Yesterday post and cheat sheet if you want to know some of my recommendations for nov 6
19,924 Likes | 118 days ago | 94
Happy birthday to @keithrobinson438 the oldest living comedian #3girls1keith
11,517 Likes | 118 days ago | 252
I want to recommend @cthagod book #shookone He is one of the most authentic, smart and kind people I have the pleasure of knowing.
189,501 Likes | 118 days ago | 4,643
About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!!
11,498 Likes | 118 days ago | 224
Hey! I’m Amy and this is Keith. Season 2 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith is available for streaming tomorrow on @Spotify!
52,198 Likes | 119 days ago | 333
Our new show we try different combinations of anti depressants!
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Pumpkin erotica
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All hands on deck.
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Pretty cute situation I walked in on.
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How about today you brainstorm what you can do to help. If you’re paying attention, you must have noticed by now that people of color are treated as 2nd class citizens by much of this country. I try and think of what I can do to help. I used to think because I saw us all as equal that was enough. It’s not. You need to do something. Be creative. Real equality and diversity makes everything better. Instead of focusing on if you think I’m annoying or if anyone cares about not seeing me in a commercial, how about YOU do something and use your privilege for good. Not trying to be a hero. Just trying to be helpful to a situation we should all be obsessed with changing. And no, this isn’t the only way I’m trying to help. I’m doing everything I can think of. I hope more artists join me. And non artists what can you do? We need everyone on the ground. Be brave.
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3 girls and a little baby watching 90 day fiancé. Second later @vanessabayer got pooped on.
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Ok all tickets are on sale!! I hope to see you soon! I have a lot to say!! Link in bio
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Friday thought. I wonder why more white players aren’t kneeling. Once you witness the truly deep inequality and endless racism people of color face in our country, not to mention the police brutality and murders. Why not kneel next to your brothers? Otherwise how are you not complicit? I think it would be cool if @maroon5 backed out of super bowl like @badgalriri Did. I personally told my reps I wouldn’t do a Super Bowl commercial this year. I know it must sound like a privilege ass sacrifice but it’s all i got. Hitting the nfl with the advertisers is the only way to really hurt them. I know opposing the nfl is like opposing the nra. Very tough, but don’t you want to be proud of how you’re living? Stand up for your brothers and sisters of color. And the hottest thing a guy can do is get down on one knee. Not to propose but to reject the treatment of his teammates by this country. Anyone who says its disrespectful to our military please read up on the fact that a lot of veterans are proud of what @kaepernick7 is doing and fully support him. What are your thoughts?
182,224 Likes | 122 days ago | 2,412
Happy birthday no one. If you want to post a pic you like of yourself. Just post it. We all know what you’re doing. #happybirthdaynoone
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Posted by my friend @yamaneika wouldn’t it be so cool if @adamlevine and @maroon5 stepped down too? What do you guys think?
12,986 Likes | 122 days ago | 192
Season 4 of #casual on @hulu is amazing! And I love the whole cast. Especially @michaelawat and the directing of @hannahfidell
14,073 Likes | 122 days ago | 365
The writer, creator and star of my favorite show #fleabag has made my new favorite show @killingeve thanks to my homie #phoebewallerbridge
19,541 Likes | 123 days ago | 260
This was a big deal. We got jackets. I miss you Kiana wherever you are. #tbt #bangsforweeks
14,926 Likes | 124 days ago | 108
Put on @stephenathome and watch @laurabenanti now!!!
8,042 Likes | 124 days ago | 183
Georgia Stand Up! Early voting open. Vote for @staceyabrams you will sleep better at night!
93,113 Likes | 124 days ago | 912
Today @jillsoloway @chrisgeth and @busyphilipps all have amazing books coming out. I love them all and recommend them. #candidshot
54,473 Likes | 124 days ago | 5,550
Here are tour dates. Come see me sometime! On sale this Friday.
43,122 Likes | 125 days ago | 4,255
Listed my fav movies on stories. I forgot “so i married an axe murderer” “virgin suicides” “the explorers” “now and then” “never ending story” “Brighton beach memoirs” “fried green tomatoes” Do we have any of the same?
35,560 Likes | 125 days ago | 117
Tati got home
4,529 Likes | 125 days ago | 34
Late to the game but I love @randomactshbo everyone needs to watch it immediately. And keep watching.
24,928 Likes | 125 days ago | 347
I got to be in @armchairexppod with @daxshepard and @mlpadman it’s up!
18,654 Likes | 126 days ago | 211
Can you find lil reg? 🐱
21,682 Likes | 127 days ago | 224
Tonight I can’t wait to see #camping on @hbo We are talking @bridgeteverett @jennifer.garner @juliettelewis and created by @lenadunham and @jennikonner
33,870 Likes | 127 days ago | 105
Great @nbcsnl so funny!! @sethmeyers was so great but the best part was @aidybryant weeping out that biscuit. And Kate as the red pepper. #malcolmseats
269,555 Likes | 127 days ago | 4,223
Crazy beach day with my homie @emrata @inamorataswim #findme pic by @mofischhh
10,405 Likes | 128 days ago | 114
I am loving every second of @kingjames and @mavcarter show #theshop @hbo show everyone will be talking about. Unfiltered as hell! It’s the show everyone needs to walk. We have to have these difficult conversations to move forward together.
20,329 Likes | 128 days ago | 139
#nationalfarmersday
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Same face same bod same heart same farm #dayofthegirl
5,925 Likes | 129 days ago | 74
Do whatever you have to to see @miamatangi Documentary. It’s 🔥 and you feel her insides tearing at their corners and I feel her. #miadoc miaondemand.com
18,022 Likes | 130 days ago | 142
Today and the day of the girl and I want to celebrate my friend @jarielys_goodman who inspires me to enjoy every second and fight for what I believe in!
41,808 Likes | 130 days ago | 345
Taken by flapjack
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Thank you for making this beautiful much needed album @catpowerofficial #wanderer
106,861 Likes | 132 days ago | 961
@shaq ❤️
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There is an incorrect perception of what it can be like to get involved in trying to achieve equality. It’s a feeling like no other when you are surrounded by people who believe as you do that everyone should be treated like a human being. That everyone should have access to the same level of rights and protection. That’s what we want. That’s really all. They portray these marches as angry, rabid events where women are being crazy. That’s not it at all. It’s fun. You’ll feel good. Get involved. I think you’ll like it. Justgovote.org vid by @squatchcreative song by @rayangry
25,292 Likes | 132 days ago | 278
Hanging with my newest friend @jarielys_goodman shooting with @andrewmatusik guess what happened to get this reaction from her?
9,154 Likes | 132 days ago | 53
This album by @mistergoldfinger007 #rayangryone is getting me through. Check him out on @fallontonight and fall in love!
20,289 Likes | 133 days ago | 713
Thank you @jessseinfeld for recommending this movie with I rented on itunes. This problem starts from birth. Let’s change this from the jump. Gender is a social construct. The first person who introduced that to me was @jillsoloway please read her book #shewantsitbook
31,479 Likes | 133 days ago | 388
I understand it’s scary to take the first step. But it’s worth it.
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If you can, self care today🐱🐶
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📣
31,619 Likes | 134 days ago | 168
Fired up to watch @awkwafina host @nbcsnl tonight!!
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Home safe and sound with my little honey baby. People are trolling @emrata for not wearing a bra while she got arrested. Well for starters I wasn’t wearing a bra either. In the “what to wear when being detained for 4 hours on an 87 degree day after a 2 hour march” handbook. Bras aren’t recommended. Emily sacrificed herself fighting to protect women’s rights to choose what they do with their own bodies. How about we show her the same courtesy and direct some of that toxic energy to the people who deserve it. Your comments are synonymous with saying what a woman wears insights bad behavior. Have you written three furious tweets to, I don’t know maybe, someone who sexually assaulted someone? I’m gonna guess no. You reserve your rage for the victims or a beautiful woman you’re threatened by. Anyone writing “innocent until proven guilty” didn’t watch the hearings. No they wasn’t a trial. But if you actually listened to Dr. Ford and then listened to Kavanaugh you would have no doubt. That’s why it’s called a hearing. So you can hear. But you didn’t. You put on Fox News which is sheer fiction and made up your mind. She remembers it was him. He was clearly in a blackout. People saying you’re “worried for your sons” worry for your daughters who have a 1 in 3 change of being sexually assaulted. Your sons have a 4 in 100 chance of being falsely accused. Please read those numbers again. And if you’re still worried for your sons please take an on line course in math. We need to vote. We need to get our friends and family to vote. I don’t feel angry. I feel excited and ready to fight. Change is coming. And everyone telling me to lose weight. You first. 🍗🥨🥗
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Beautiful 36 hours with the sisters I came with and the ones that I met. Shout out to the capitol police for keeping it real. It’s fun to show up. May I recommend trying it on whatever scale you feel comfortable? (Cue trolls making jokes about the word scale, loving the fat jokes and memes! Nothing says “I feel powerless” like insulting a woman’s appearance) Midterms. Let’s go! Find the candidates you want to support and spread the word! Donate. Volunteer. It feels good. We are all gonna die one day so why not live how you truly believe. No matter where you are from. Once you’re honest you’ll feel so much better. Believe me. #beabletosleepatnight #showup most pics by @squatchcreative Don’t feel bad if you’ve never done anything political before or if you feel uninformed. We all start that way. Ask someone to inform you. Listen to podcasts. Watch @iamsambee and John Oliver for a fun way in. I know it’s hard and it’s scary but it’s worth it.
192,117 Likes | 135 days ago | 3,043
Anyone need a date to any Montana weddings tomorrow? I’m fun at a wedding.
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Effective immediately. FLAKE will continue to mean what it has.
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Midterms guys Photo @focus_media
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This today, then #ERA
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Via @stephgaelick
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Learn more about the #era LINK IN BIO women aren’t protected from gender based discrimination.
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We need to stand up. I want to encourage anyone and everyone to get active if it’s with a post or a march or a donation. This is not a drill. Show up in DC tomorrow and Friday. Show up for your sister and daughters and mothers. Show up! We will keep fighting. We see you Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and everyone else who told the truth no matter what happens we thank you we love you we are you.
148,841 Likes | 137 days ago | 2,260
Heading to DC like #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #ERA
32,050 Likes | 138 days ago | 532
Hey, you guys up yet? 😴
21,244 Likes | 138 days ago | 145
Ok @willsmith we accept #piggybackchallenge #era
4,952 Likes | 138 days ago | 105
Follow @jessicayellin now and watch her stories for news you can understand and believe. 💪🏾🙋🏼🐎👩🏾🌾🏡🧚🏼♀️
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Let’s march
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Anyone who ever says I’m not a good actor. Look at this picture of me congratulating Jen for beating me out for a golden globe. I should have gotten an Oscar for this moment. #trainwreck #joy #imabadfriend #honorablementiontomysisterbehindme
11,560 Likes | 141 days ago | 93
Beautiful hilarious show @murray_hill the Goldiggers and the band! “If you don’t see yourself represented, represent yourself”
26,997 Likes | 142 days ago | 139
Happy birthday @rachelfeinstein_ you’re the best gal I know. Other than my sister and cee cee and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. So Nevermind the best gal nonsense. I love you and will be cackling next to you until we are dead. Thank God.
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✊🏽week delay. You did this guys! Jeff Flake will vote no on Kavanaugh without an FBI investigation. Which forces Mitch “handsome as all get out” McConnell to let the FBI investigate. Fingers crossed the scope of the Investigation is enough under the time crunch of a week. Then the vote will go to the senate floor.
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Come on
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If you #BelieveWomen and live in one of these states, you can make a critical call today: 202-804-8191. Your Senator is wavering. ● Alaska (Murkowski) ● Indiana (Donnelly) ● Maine (Collins) ● North Dakota (Heitkamp) ● West Virginia (Manchin. You don’t have to live on those states to call. Everyone call!
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Frightening. Link in bio to this scene from “inside Amy Schumer” written by Nangle! featuring the deadly departed miracle that was Reg E Cathey. These men are clowns. We see you republican Senators and we are pointing and laughing at you. Vile dinosaurs.
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😐
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💪🏾
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It’s #nationaldaughterday so here is mine. Tatiana Ronnie Maslany
95,928 Likes | 145 days ago | 1,631
My book #thegirlwiththelowerbacktattoo is published for the mass market today! Order it from @gallerybooks or get it anywhereish!
21,856 Likes | 145 days ago | 188
Today is like
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I cannot stop listening to @mistergoldfinger007 RAY ANGRY’s debut album #rayangryone do not sleep on this.
16,307 Likes | 146 days ago | 81
Yes! @americaferrera book #AmericanLikeMe is out. It’s so powerful and lovely. Just like her. Buy it today!!
19,430 Likes | 146 days ago | 269
🦇and y cant beat that with a bat #lowendtheory27 @atcq
6,886 Likes | 146 days ago | 49
Vote for Nikki on @dancingabc call 1800-868-3412
39,931 Likes | 146 days ago | 608
I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford I believe Deborah Ramirez I believe Anita Hill #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #metoomvmt
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Sunday!
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Paid sponsorship by @iamcolinquinn
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I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and will be taking part in a national moment of solidarity. This Monday Sept 24th at 1pm est. Please wear black and post the moment and join me in this moment and tag #believesurvivors #metoomvmt #stopkavanaugh
108,565 Likes | 149 days ago | 2,194
Hey @ivankatrump Were you so excited to wear that pill box hat this week? #fun You will be remembered like Eva Braun unless you do something. It’s not too late.
33,013 Likes | 149 days ago | 188
No like, stop what you are doing and watch QUINCY on @netflix now @rashidajones thanks for sharing your dad with us.
16,442 Likes | 149 days ago | 358
Long video of our cat and dog playing. And Chris making fun of me for being mean as a dog.
119,536 Likes | 150 days ago | 1,978
#tbt to me giving my moms vagina a high 5. (She was pregnant. I thought her uterus was in there) In response to my post a couple days ago. What I said and what I stand by is that we don’t want to hear jokes that victimize women “right now”. I said “right now” because that’s what I meant. There are different moments in culture where we, the public, aren’t in the mood for certain jokes. People have become more aware of how little equality there is for women, people of color and other otherized people and because of that lack of power, targets for sexual assault. We don’t want to hear racist jokes right now either. When myself and the cast of snatched made our Beyoncé Lemonade tribute the culture didn’t want to see that shit and they were right. Anyone making jokes at the expense of victims of sexual assault, inequality or racism comes across as an outdated asshole right now. That’s the truth. I have told jokes about sexual assault and racism in my past and at the time I wasn’t aware of how harmful it was and how truly bad things were. I’m grateful to be awake now and it’s time for you to be as well. Thoughts?
59,284 Likes | 152 days ago | 969
If you aren’t following my real life brother @michaelrapaport on Instagram stories I feel legitimately bad for you not living your best life.
242,985 Likes | 152 days ago | 5,553
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62,699 Likes | 154 days ago | 1,192
About 7 months ago I was in excruciating back and hip pain. From old volleyball and surfing injuries I have a herniated disc, a bulging disc and a labral tear in my hip. These great people nursed me back to health and made me stronger than ever. I want to thank @tdathletesedge for pushing me to recovery beyond what I thought possible. He worked with the Lakers for many years and is now in Boston if you have an injury you don’t believe you can recover from he will change your tune right quick. Thanks for connecting us @harleypasternak @stevenfrankboxing had been my boxing trainer for 7 years. He is a Guyanese Olympic boxer and the most patient, incredible trainer. Tim, Steve and I have laughed and cried together. (Ok Steve didn’t cry)When I had major breakthroughs doing things I thought I would never be able to do again. I love you both very much. I also want to thank my acupuncturist Vickie Lee. You are all family. Thank you for believing in me! You don’t have to live with pain. Do the work to feel better. It’s worth it! 🥊follow @tdathletesedge for great tips for strengthening and back pain! I know I’m lucky I have the time and money to heal. Everyone should be entitled to great care. Everyone. Period. And shout it to the angels who gave me the epidural. Great funny guys under the care of Dr. A!
22,791 Likes | 156 days ago | 208
Put on @comedycentral now! @sammorril special is on produced by me and these angels @mugsykane @kimcaramele @annewharrism and @mofischhh
10,643 Likes | 157 days ago | 98
Very proud to have produced @sammorril special airing tonight at 11 on @comedycentral its really good! Look out for the next one I’m producing with @miacomedy 🥊🌵😎🧚🏼♀️🤑
43,529 Likes | 157 days ago | 537
See you tonight Windsor Ontario. Michigan tomorrow and Minnesota Saturday. And anyone who likes my standup obviously loves @kathygriffin follow her and go see her tour. She’s the best!! ❤️💜🙋🏼💪🏾😇😍🥊✌️
94,705 Likes | 157 days ago | 1,385
We voted. And we voted for @cynthiaenixon couldn’t help it. And for @zephyrteachout and @jumaane.williams voted with my heart 💜 thanks to the women who took their time to talk to me about it. When someone disagrees with you be patient and have a conversation. It’s most productive. 😊🤞
76,338 Likes | 158 days ago | 2,015
Today we vote.
49,152 Likes | 158 days ago | 240
The goddess @jessseinfeld has done it again @goodplusfdn foundation who helps empower single fathers be a part of their children’s lives had an amazing event last night. I love all these people very much @jerryseinfeld @chrisrock @michaelrapaport
16,478 Likes | 158 days ago | 59
Truly loved @collectivenyorg new show #thehurricaneparty so did @michaelrapaport Great cast. Even @mugsykane
109,091 Likes | 158 days ago | 2,033
🙏🏾❤️🙋🏼
66,782 Likes | 159 days ago | 1,286
Thursday we vote. Everyone! It’s not cute to not vote anymore. I’ll tell you who I’m voting for honestly For gov: cuomo Reason: Andrew isn’t my fav dude But he’s good gov. I wanted to vote Nixon, but sadly, i don’t believe she would know what the heck to do. She needs to be able to pressure the state legislature in stuff but I don’t believe she has enough connections upstate. But I love her and think if anyone is inclined voting Nixon is cool Attorney general: I’m voting @zephyrteachout She is the MOST qualified. And she will take on trump the best. I am also proudly voting for @jumaane.williams
55,147 Likes | 160 days ago | 1,514
Yeah! @atypicalnetflix is back on @netflix I love it! The whole cast especially @michaelrapaport 💗
139,042 Likes | 161 days ago | 1,419
Thank you @ronanfarrow for doing the work and to CBS for doing the right thing. But most of all thank you to the women who came forward and who continue to come forward. The #metoo movement is not a passing fad and neither is our demand for equality and more diversity in the top positions of power. Act right and don’t look to whatever women you're friends with to comfort you. Or make you feel like you’re correct in your instinct to do anything other than join us. We, as women, aren’t “acting up” the treatment we demand now is that of real equality. Don’t steal a touch here and there. Don’t ask us inappropriate shit. Just treat us like human beings. Don’t hold us back because you’re scared. And to the population of men who are good men but afraid of someone coming forward about them. Don’t discredit our moving ourselves and our daughters forward because you’re afraid of the off chance there was this one time you don’t really remember but you may have acted in an uncool way. We need everyone’s help. We need everyone to vote. To quote Sarah Grimke again “I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” 💇
205,735 Likes | 161 days ago | 6,648
From @djdnice and @shaunking sickening
20,489 Likes | 161 days ago | 169
We are available for all bookings
77,431 Likes | 162 days ago | 278
My very best friend @rachelfeinstein_ working on her vows. 😇
216,563 Likes | 163 days ago | 1,651
I got to surprise my parents tonight and take them see a beatle! My dad cried uncontrollably of course @paulmccartney made dreams come true and his new album is incredible. Thank you @stellamccartney and Nancy for being life changers.
41,679 Likes | 164 days ago | 1,071
This is not a drill. Call this number and you will be connected to your state Senators. tel:1-844-387-6952 tell them you strongly oppose the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh. Your calls truly matter, no matter where you live. But if you are in any of the following states, your senator may be on the fence about Kavanaugh, so your calls are especially critical: Alaska, Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Maine, Missouri, North Dakota, Tennessee or West Virginia. Or you know someone who lives there, tag them in the comments below so they can call too!
94,125 Likes | 164 days ago | 560
Same #tbt
3,763 Likes | 165 days ago | 27
My friend @yesimsarahjones is remounting her solo show #SellBuyDate in LA Sept 27 through November. It tackles this #MeToo moment through the lens of the future, don’t miss it! https://bit.ly/2OIu7da
45,220 Likes | 166 days ago | 1,050
Thank you to every one standing up and protesting. We all need to do everything we can. Kavanaugh worked to cap 9/11 payouts. Wouldn’t shake the hand of a father who lost his daughter in the Parkland shooting. He was puts us at risk of losing our rights as women to choose. He is in the gun lobby’s pocket. Believes guns can be regulated only in the context of early US history. He believes the president shouldn’t be held accountable for the possible down fall of our democracy. Call your senators. Stop quoting Ginsburg you pieces of shit! Fuck
27,434 Likes | 166 days ago | 170
Don’t let the bed bugs bite
18,166 Likes | 166 days ago | 192
Reminding people of this scene from #insideamyschumer link in bio with appearances by @bridgeteverett @questlove @kimcaramele #jessiklein and @torpeymichael
95,838 Likes | 166 days ago | 555
We are so lucky to be alive to watch her play. @serenawilliams for PRESIDENT!!!