Happy Father’s Day to everyone whose parents are perplexed by FaceTime
489,646 Likes | 11 days ago | 8,258
I’m really sorry if I offended anyone with my hospital underwear. Except I’m just kidding.#csection #balmain
117,690 Likes | 12 days ago | 820
@paulmobleystudio took this if me like 7 years ago but it’s how I feel.
51,306 Likes | 14 days ago | 250
Shakespeare in the Park in NYC at @publictheaterny tonight @daniebb3 performance blew my mind. She’s one of the greatest actors of our time. This show is the best Shakespeare I’ve ever seen and one of the best plays period. Thank you to all the performers especially @granthamcoleman who is a revelation. How about this set design by the genius @beowulfboritt and the direction of @iamkennyleon is 💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥#muchadoaboutnothing thank you!!
99,269 Likes | 14 days ago | 417
We are fun at weddings.
1,114,556 Likes | 16 days ago | 27,533
5 weeks. Hospital underwear for life!
413,244 Likes | 17 days ago | 2,158
Today is National Gun Violence Awareness Day and Wear Orange weekend. #WearOrange @Everytown, @MomsDemand, and @studentsdemand thinking of Mayci and Jillian ❤️💪🏾
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Women in Missouri are being forced to have a medically unnecessary pelvic exam and also wait for 3 days to get an abortion at the last open clinic in the state. Forcing doctors and patients to go through this is vile. Some women have fetal anomalies and other reasons for getting an abortion. Not that there needs to be a heartbreaking reason like that. Where is the best place to donate to assist women in getting safe abortions despite their economic status? I’ve heard @abortionfunds can link to several
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Tbt to baby me
13,115 Likes | 19 days ago | 102
NEW YORK: Year after year, an outdated NY law keeps countless survivors from reporting their rapists. NY legislators can change this by passing the #NYSafetyAgenda, but their time is almost up. Contact your reps NOW at the link in bio. @timesupnow
464,734 Likes | 19 days ago | 5,841
Oh ok so I can’t watch handmaids anymore. #filledwithregret
158,949 Likes | 20 days ago | 5,235
For your consideration... #GROWING #PUKEWARNING Swipe!
15,741 Likes | 20 days ago | 158
Please consider #GROWING For stuff! @netflixisajoke
44,564 Likes | 20 days ago | 213
Available starting tomorrow is @vanessabayer book #howdoyoucareforaverysickbear link in my bio. It is such a beautiful book and everyone should buy it for their children. Especially if they have dealt with illness. Vanessa has leukemia as a teenager and i wish her friends had this book back then! I am so proud of her and this book she has made come to life. Also she is on Colbert tonight along with @iamwandasykes who is promoting her hilarious special on Netflix! #carebayer
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This shit is 🍌
75,508 Likes | 22 days ago | 880
Today was the best birthday ever! I’m not in this picture and I don’t know these people but it was such a nice birthday.
145,132 Likes | 23 days ago | 2,104
Tomorrow is my birthday. “Amy, no one cares!” Fair. That’s fair. Starting tomorrow you can listen to our podcast #3girls1keith on iTunes “Amy, really though, no one cares!” Totally fair. @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett @keithrobinson438 please ignore @iamcolinquinn in his picture. Thank you for your time.
1,021,075 Likes | 33 days ago | 26,253
Sending out love to the moms shaming me for doing standup last night! #tinystairs #schumerpumprules pic by @mofischhh
163,810 Likes | 34 days ago | 4,950
Pic from tonight by @hewasfunny I’m back!
19,714 Likes | 36 days ago | 311
I am loving @wutangclan #wutangofmicsandmen on @showtime is so good! @methodmanofficial
789,315 Likes | 37 days ago | 20,953
Guys what are we doing tonight? #schumerpump #ootd @stassischroeder
44,667 Likes | 40 days ago | 905
Fully neglecting a newborn to read #howardsterncomesagain it’s out now!!! @sternshow
1,253,764 Likes | 42 days ago | 29,744
Milf alert 1 o’clock
997,057 Likes | 44 days ago | 15,075
Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper
1,018,999 Likes | 45 days ago | 10,367
New kid, who dis?
1,411,733 Likes | 47 days ago | 25,989
Gene Attell Fischer And his dad Chris. 🥰
2,506,731 Likes | 49 days ago | 71,990
10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born.
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Met look this year. Last night on the way to the hospital 👠
410,023 Likes | 50 days ago | 5,997
Hey! We love @chancetherapper and hate to be the ones to tell him that Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault and rape in the fields. This is true. Please read that sentence again. Message for the people in charge: Instead of spicy nuggets, we want food that is harvested with dignity NOT violence. Please join the @fairfoodprogram and #BoycottWendys link in my bio of how you can help. Also we are having a boy. 🥳
1,088,067 Likes | 52 days ago | 23,186
Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother fuckers!!!!!! #soblessed #hatemondaysloveweekendstho
154,502 Likes | 53 days ago | 2,240
Y’all like pretty 🌲 s?
20,757 Likes | 55 days ago | 218
Season finale of our Spotify podcast with the hilarious @michelleisawolf listen now! #mutekeith
9,240 Likes | 56 days ago | 60
The reviews are in about our podcast #3girls1keith @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ keith Robinson 🤣
116,586 Likes | 56 days ago | 411
Happy birthday @jerryseinfeld since the day this car broke down you and @jessseinfeld have made my life infinitely better with all the fun we’ve had. You guys have taught me more than anyone else about enjoying life, comedy and family. I love you. Thank you for your friendship.
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I heard about @beautycounter through my good friend Shea. Beautycounter is an empowering beauty and skincare brand led by women. I love Beautycounter’s mission to get safer products into the hands of everyone. Link in bio for full video #betterbeauty #ad
648,578 Likes | 62 days ago | 10,581
Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump. Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like dicks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder dicks. 👴 👍🏼🤮
9,462 Likes | 62 days ago | 153
Today is the day! @sarahemcbride is on #3girls1keith listen on @spotify now and follow her she is amazing! And unfollow keith #mutekeith
31,327 Likes | 62 days ago | 769
The book #expectingbetter by @profemilyoster got me through pregnancy. It is a fact and statistic based look at pregnancy. She is an economist at Brown University. Her follow up book #cribsheet is about children from birth to preschool. I am so grateful for her work.
70,522 Likes | 64 days ago | 341
Don’t forget to wish @bridgeteverett a happy birthday. She’s the queen.
213,319 Likes | 65 days ago | 2,084
Happy 4-20 to all the expectant mothers out there. 🥳
14,974 Likes | 65 days ago | 132
Its up its up @parrisgoebel and @officialroyalfamilydancecrew will give you all the life you need. Link in my bio. Watch all their vids and live your new life.
48,378 Likes | 67 days ago | 683
Thank you thank you thank you thank you @beyonce thank you thank you thank you
15,674 Likes | 69 days ago | 173
So excited that we have @jewdygold on our @spotify podcast #3Girls1keith this week. It’s live now! We talk about being Jews!
106,849 Likes | 70 days ago | 659
Here we go guys. Last one. Amazing working with everyone.
47,841 Likes | 72 days ago | 481
“Why did you let me wear this to Coachella?!”
115,400 Likes | 73 days ago | 1,058
Tbt 3am penn station pizza with the girls who are still my best friends to this day Caroline is missing from this pic.
171,208 Likes | 74 days ago | 5,820
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The Tapper Family is on #3girls1keith today on @spotify Alice wrote a really special book called “Raise Your Hand!”
117,523 Likes | 77 days ago | 829
Chris got this of Tati today
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23,906 Likes | 81 days ago | 222
I love this new book for sale by the incredible Alice Tapper! Keep raising your hands!
129,867 Likes | 82 days ago | 2,292
Thanks for posting @autism_journey yesterday was #autismawarenessday in our experience receiving a diagnosis of ASD was in NO WAY BAD NEWS. It was empowering and exciting to have answers and be given tools to move forward. Receiving the diagnosis and the information that came with it was affirming and we are both so grateful. Some people are confused and their instinct was to say “I’m so sorry”. Sorry for what? My husband is my absolute favorite person. Do you hear that @kimcaramele (my sister) I wouldn’t change him. Not one bit. He is creative, funny, brilliant, brave and I admire him more than anyone. I hope our perspective is any way helpful. 🥳👍🏼👊🏼😻
7,430 Likes | 83 days ago | 48
Today @iamcolinquinn is on #3girls1keith on our @spotify podcast which you can hear for free.
55,318 Likes | 84 days ago | 475
Um @kimcaramele are you like pissed at me about something or whatever?
493,761 Likes | 84 days ago | 4,589
Met this little honey baby today. Chris and I got some practice in. Thanks Pete and Jess. We love you!!baby Syd!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
41,142 Likes | 85 days ago | 286
Happy #transgenderdayofvisibility I see you. I love you. I am lucky to have some friends who are trans and they are human being who deserve every single right everyone else has. Let’s keep fighting and loving 🥰
992,647 Likes | 85 days ago | 20,184
Feeling strong and beautiful today #didntpuke
82,986 Likes | 86 days ago | 573
Heading into this weekend like
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#itssoeasy vid by @kimcaramele
78,853 Likes | 89 days ago | 1,049
In New Orleans at my fav restaurant @pascalsmanale they have headshots all over the walls, most of them from decades ago. My husband, to fuck with me, snuck a picture he took of me the one time we ever went golfing. I am 6 months pregnant and we purposely dressed like the worst assholes possible. I signed it (to be a good sport) they hung it in arguably the most visible spot in the restaurant.
14,479 Likes | 89 days ago | 102
Our guest on #3girls1keith this week is @profemilyoster it’s a good one! @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ @spotify
65,304 Likes | 90 days ago | 468
Chris took this of me yesterday when we went for a walk. Thanks for the sweatshirt @cturlington @everymomcounts and Fran and kev for my Tati shoes #ootd
39,927 Likes | 91 days ago | 235
Happy birthday @gloriasteinem I love you.
56,501 Likes | 92 days ago | 1,177
I highly recommend @usmovie directed by @jordanpeele you will scream!!
141,117 Likes | 94 days ago | 3,436
Honey babies this was a fake bump over my real bump but everyone thought it was real! Did you see my @netflixisajoke special #GROWING Fav part?
485,036 Likes | 95 days ago | 6,882
Thanks for having me on @latenightseth and I’m so thrilled that so many publications had women write reviews for my special! 👊🏼💪🏾Chris and I are overwhelmed but the love and support from this special. I’m so grateful and proud as hell. Thank you for posting about it! I’m reading them all! Thanks for my makeup @andrea_tiller and my hair @cailenoble and my dress @chloehartstein and the costume dept for my fake bump!
111,860 Likes | 95 days ago | 1,008
I’m on @latenightseth east coast it already started!
86,058 Likes | 96 days ago | 2,773
Thank you so much for all the love for the special!! I am so proud and your posts are making me feel so good! I’m in @sethmeyers tonight! #GROWING @netflixisajoke
89,940 Likes | 97 days ago | 2,776
My special is up on @netflix now! here’s behind the scene bid @marcusrussellprice took of me right before I went on #frontwedgie #GROWING @netflixisajoke
83,323 Likes | 97 days ago | 3,100
My special #GROWING goes up midnight pst @netflixisajoke
78,919 Likes | 98 days ago | 2,310
My special #GROWING is available starting at midnight tonight! Thanks to the editors @kellylyonedit and @cplatas - assistant editor. @florianballhaus the DP @ryanecunningham for all post work. @rayangry for the incredible music @berniekaminski for line producing. @marcusraboydirector for watching my back while I was on stage. @tomlappinn for his camera work @kimmykuppkakes for hair @andrea_tiller for makeup @hatchgal for my dress. All the local Chicago crew from the camera ops to the PAs. Stage manager. @513designstudio for the set!Lighting design by Robert Peterson. Prompter. Everything ran so smooth! Catering to ushers. To the great audience and the people of Chicago. I am very proud of my work on this as the director and that my production company produced this. It was hard work and i was sick and pregnant. Thanks for believing i could do it @netflixisajoke Especially Robbie Lisa and Grig and Ted! Thanks @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for getting the crowd right. Thanks berk! Thanks to @mugsykane and @kimcaramele and @mofischhh for helping me every step of the way and telling me if my jokes sucked and slowly manipulating me into doing it at a gorgeous theater instead of a little club. @chicagotheatre is astounding. But more than anyone and im assuming no one is reading this anymore. But thank you to my husband, Chris who has kept me going during this pregnancy. His willingness and desire to be open with the world about himself and our marriage is courageous and beautiful. He makes me laugh more than anyone and he laughs at me more than anyone. I am more than grateful to have found such an amazing partner and best friend. I’m shocked. I didn’t think this love was out there for me. But it was and it is and I can’t wait to spend my life with you and our growing family. This special is dedicated to my friend @clubsodakenny son Doug and to our new baby who will be joining us very very soon.
611,689 Likes | 100 days ago | 16,292
#GROWING MY @netflix Special comes out Tuesday I CANT WAIT TO READ WHAT ALL THE WHITE MALE CRITICS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY PREGNANCY SPECIAL! Photos by @heathersten and @jolieruben thanks @nytimes
191,204 Likes | 101 days ago | 1,463
@hasanminhaj thank you for these words.
27,226 Likes | 101 days ago | 230
@shrillhulu is live and it’s so funny and life changing. Laugh out loud and eye opening! @aidybryant thank you for making it!
32,134 Likes | 102 days ago | 585
My grandpa, “Poppie” We were crazy about each other. He fought in WWII and was the Leader of the Marine Corps dance band! That’s how he met my grandma who we called Gaga, she was an airplane mechanic in the marines and sang in the band! #tbt
49,657 Likes | 102 days ago | 235
Goodbye to New Orleans and to my favorite person I met while I was here. Proud to be a superhero sidekick @childrenshospitalnola
8,255 Likes | 102 days ago | 61
Very grateful to every one of you. @momsdemand @everytown so much love to these Nola chapters for their continued success with fighting to keep their communities safe. Thank you for sharing your pain and progress with me. I am proud to stand with you for life.
260,488 Likes | 103 days ago | 3,440
On a chilly Nola morning it’s best to chase ducks with nothing weighing you down except a baby. Photo by @heathersten for the @nytimes on a rainy night it’s also a good idea. Thank you @zinomanjason for your profile on me. Brutally honest. My favorite kind of honesty. See you in another 10 when you write about me again. Article on nytimes.com
117,552 Likes | 104 days ago | 4,723
One week from today March 19, my @netflix special #GROWING comes out! I hope you like this promo if you don’t sorry!!!! @netflixisajoke
7,928 Likes | 104 days ago | 82
Our @spotify podcast #3girls1keith is back today and our first guest is @jahnglayzer you can listen for free!!
83,025 Likes | 106 days ago | 907
NOLA i ❤️ you. @mugsykane @sarahemcbride Chris and I ate at @pascalsmanale last night. Always great food great vibe. The best bartenders and servers. Thanks for always welcoming us. Same goes for the restaurant @eatwithsaba down here. I’ve been laying low but when I feel well enough to go out these places are a treat. We’ve been living down here for a bit and I love the people so much. To every nurse and doctor and especially Erin at @romneystudios and her girls for making me strong and getting me ready to deliver. Even though I puked in the middle of class several times you always got me back up. The cashiers at Whole Foods and district for always being friendly and kind and for the comedians down here letting me pop in to your great shows and open mics. The members of @momsdemand and @everytown I’m grateful to you all. I still think of Mayci and Jillian everyday especially being down here I carry them with me. Love to the @pelicansnba especially my fav player @jrue_holiday11 And their amazing dancers! I love this city. I love the people. Thank you Monika and Jodi @choosemobility for all your help and hard work. We are leaving soon but I will never forget all the love here and we will be back. Who dat!!!!
32,092 Likes | 107 days ago | 301
Holy smokes @brielarson @captainmarvelofficial is out! Let’s see what my sis can do!!!!
265,374 Likes | 108 days ago | 2,029
#happyinternationalwomensday ALL DAY!
119,237 Likes | 109 days ago | 2,215
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! New clip from my @netflix special coming out March 19th #GROWING #internationalwomensday @netflixisajoke
37,222 Likes | 109 days ago | 621
I’ve had a tough couple days physically but these guys are cool to hang out with #pukecity
46,039 Likes | 109 days ago | 671
I suggest everyone watch this doc on Netflix it won an Oscar @periodendofsentence it’s 25 minutes and I just watched it and it’s so great!! Thepadproject.org
8,949 Likes | 111 days ago | 140
Guess what? We’re back!!! Season 3 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith available exclusively on @spotify March 12th. @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ and I forget who else
8,590 Likes | 111 days ago | 71
Tomorrow @amberrosetamblyn book #eraofignition comes out and it is essential reading! 😍😍😍😍
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Snuck out of bed to see Mardi Gras for a minute. This city ❤️These people ❤️Molly’s wig 🙃photo by flapjack
23,188 Likes | 114 days ago | 332
As some of you know I don’t care for Jennifer Lawrence and I never have, but this is a really important message. Link in bio for the full video
22,706 Likes | 114 days ago | 184
My mom got her this and she insists on wearing it #nevernude #tati
94,606 Likes | 116 days ago | 2,407
March 19th who will you watch with? @netflixisajoke #GROWING
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My special GROWING comes out March 19 @netflixisajoke
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My new special GROWING comes out March 19 on @netflixisajoke
43,646 Likes | 119 days ago | 603
Yesterday @mofischhh Chris and I fed giraffes and I kind of couldn’t handle it. #audobonzoo
303,758 Likes | 120 days ago | 5,062
You don’t have to help but get out of our way.
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People I fucking trust told me I would love this show. And guess what? It’s the fucking best @pen15show
40,374 Likes | 123 days ago | 300
Tbt wearing a pregnancy belly for @nbcsnl Come see my real bump next weekend in Phoenix, Houston, Dallas and Austin! Tix link in bio at amyschumer.com
59,812 Likes | 124 days ago | 465
We’ll never meet the ground 🎤 #becausewearebillboards
43,090 Likes | 124 days ago | 303
Chris took this pic
146,492 Likes | 126 days ago | 4,431
Sometime you have to do it twice in one day with different groups #nola
147,359 Likes | 126 days ago | 4,634
Sometimes in New Orleans you have to join practice
16,043 Likes | 126 days ago | 157
@chelsanity hosted the wgas and it was hilarious. Her monologue in my bio
45,247 Likes | 127 days ago | 539
9,492 Likes | 129 days ago | 137
Great time at the @pelicansnba game seeing them win! Also amazing to see @russwest44 play. The high was @610stompers and @pelicansdance ❤️❤️❤️
132,502 Likes | 130 days ago | 2,820
Missing you on v day 👋
57,216 Likes | 130 days ago | 308
My main valentines
7,871 Likes | 130 days ago | 38
Tonight episode of @fullfrontalsamb was @ashnb1 last show and it was amazing. I recommend this show soooo much! #anniversarysex
105,097 Likes | 131 days ago | 611
These clowns have been married one year today and are very happy about that. 😍
16,278 Likes | 131 days ago | 113
I really appreciated this week’s ep of @crashinghbo @reallyjamielee and @dovdavidoff 👍🏼 I’m grateful to the people talking about consent and being open to uncomfortable, imperfect conversations to help us all move forward. I appreciated @azizansari thoughtful words on stage this week about what he’s learned as well. We can do this and make it better and safer for everyone❤️
102,778 Likes | 132 days ago | 2,899
Ahhhhhh I'm having a SPECIAL! March 19th @netflixisajoke #GROWING #TEACHYOURKIDSNOTTODJ 🍩
9,497 Likes | 132 days ago | 244
I made this myself! Noon tomorrow! Announcement!
51,355 Likes | 133 days ago | 547
Thanks for including @trainwreckmovie @entertainmentweekly !
28,530 Likes | 134 days ago | 599
I am NOT having these. #justone
66,970 Likes | 134 days ago | 1,057
Special announcement coming Tuesday! (It is unrelated to the Olson twins)
163,463 Likes | 136 days ago | 1,793
Thank you to the designers for letting me sit front row like this. #nyfw #happybirthdayoliver
43,715 Likes | 136 days ago | 347
I have an announcement coming Tuesday I’m excited to share. For now more pics with my favorite funny people and moments in comedy.
37,501 Likes | 136 days ago | 189
Tbf to some of my fav moments from years ago with hilarious people
124,816 Likes | 136 days ago | 568
Happy birthday to this picture I think is cute of me. And to @chrisrock who I love.
48,919 Likes | 137 days ago | 781
Tickets are on sale now for my next run of stand-up shows! 2/28 in Phoenix at the Comerica Theatre, 3/1 in Houston at Revention, 3/2 in Dallas at Winspear Opera House, 3/3 in Austin at the Long Centre. Details at amyschumer.com/tour - link in bio!
21,779 Likes | 138 days ago | 164
Wishing a major happy birthday to @poppy_louise and happy anniversary to her and her mother @bridgeteverett from me and Tati who will not ever leave her the f alone!
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If you get engaged, Tati and I will be there
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I loved this doc on @hbo #breslinandhamilldeadlineartists thanks for the recommend @mugsykane
21,107 Likes | 141 days ago | 195
Great weekend on the road with @thegreatboy @rosebudbaker @miacomedy and @coleescola thanks to Toronto Philly and Baltimore audiences!!! Sorry about my outfits in each city.
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Also unfollow @fuckjerry they steal Jokes and they don’t seem very nice to me. Like just in general a little too pleased with themselves. Ya feel me?
64,328 Likes | 143 days ago | 797
Passed my glucose test! 😅 back on the road. Philly tonight and Baltimore tomorrow! Texas and Arizona dates on amyschumer.com dress from @hatchgal
17,728 Likes | 143 days ago | 226
Thanks for being such a great crowd tonight Toronto! It was a special show with @coleescola @rosebudbaker and @deanne_smith
121,796 Likes | 144 days ago | 1,422
Tbt lil me #happybirthdayoliver
150,787 Likes | 145 days ago | 6,709
Fingers crossed sisters 🧚🏼♀️
80,737 Likes | 146 days ago | 435
Happy birthday @oprah you are the Only person in my life I care about. Do you understand this @kimcaramele @mofischhh Chris, our baby and so on and so forth?
41,676 Likes | 146 days ago | 448
Going back on the road this week and next month! TORONTO, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, PHOENIX, HOUSTON, DALLAS, AUSTIN. Tickets at amyschumer.com/tour pic by @maryellenmatthewsnyc
545,871 Likes | 147 days ago | 28,453
My sister in law. And I can’t stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can’t thank her enough. So I won’t thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you. #haunting #butthole
44,942 Likes | 148 days ago | 364
William Esper was a lot of people’s teacher and guide to being a trained actor. But more than that. He made a lot of us who we are, including myself. I loved him. He loved me and that is a gift beyond anything I can describe. He kept it real. Real real. I came in at age 23 complaining that a producer had told me to lose weight. I thought he would be outraged as i was. Instead he said “so lose some weight” we both laughed. I studied with him for 6 hours a week for 2 years and the following year in his master class. I am so grateful for every second I got to be in his presence. He was honest and generous with his attention. He made us feel safe and seen and there is no teacher I have learned more from. My heart breaks for his family. But I believe they know he will live on in his thousands of students. Alive in each moment of our performances. Sam Rockwell, Jeff Goldblum, Timothy Olyphant, Harold Parrineau, Kathy Bates, Larry David, Tracee Ellis Ross, David Morse and on and on. This picture is from this past sept. I got to see him one last time and tell him how much i loved him and how grateful i am. Thank you Bill. We love you. @esperstudio
Crying laughing watching the new season of @broadcity directed and edited by @nickpaley 😂😂😂
39,108 Likes | 149 days ago | 440
We added shows in PHOENIX, HOUSTON, AUSTIN and DALLAS! Tickets on sale now - link in bio
77,409 Likes | 150 days ago | 1,118
Tbt a year ago when I didn’t have to hold both sides of the wall to brace for pooping #zophran
225,567 Likes | 151 days ago | 2,707
Toronto! Excited to get back on the road next week with @rosebudbaker and @thegreatboy . Jan 31 at the Sony Center. Tickets at amyschumer.com
106,127 Likes | 152 days ago | 1,075
Opening night of @iamcolinquinn show #redstatebluestate we couldn’t have laughed harder and I couldn’t have worn a worse bra.
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My baby shower was LIT! Thanks girls!
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Coupla 🐳 s #3rdtri #cantseemyvag
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Alarms to see the eclipse and the red wedding blood dire wolf moon! EST
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I loved this book! If you’re pregnant. @profemilyoster breaks it down!!!! Thank you @laurabenanti for recommending it from Vanessa Nadal for telling her about it. Thanks to all the women giving me recommendations for the baby especially @jessicaalba for her kind @honest gift basket!
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Sending strength to all of the women marching today!! We won’t stop cause we can’t stop! Even my baby knows it
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Barbara has the most awkward entrance into a room I’ve ever seen. Please enjoy. We watched it many times #sharktank #taptap
8,459 Likes | 157 days ago | 104
On @netflix @judahworldchamp special makes me laugh so hard every time
13,532 Likes | 158 days ago | 113
Big news! Today @TIMESUPNOW joined @NYGovCuomo in announcing the #TIMESUP New York Safety Agenda. We thank Gov. Cuomo for his leadership and urge the NY State Legislature to pass this agenda as soon as possible.
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I’m feeling a little better and wanted to make up these dates that aren’t too far from home. Can’t wait to see you guys! Shows coming up in Toronto 1/31, Philly 2/1, Baltimore 2/2. Get your tickets now! https://www.amyschumer.com/tour
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No 🐓 🦶
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Don’t miss @janellejamescomedy on @sethmeyers show tonight! She is one of my favorite comics.
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We are not afraid to look our best and strut
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Critics choice throwback I won best actress in a comedy for trainwreck and it felt really good. It would be fun to write that character going through what I’m going through now.
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Wow check out @liaices new album #ices I can’t stop listening! Go to Liaices.com
9,111 Likes | 164 days ago | 218
I’m really loving the sets on @netflix #comediansoftheworld in the US section everyone needs to watch @nealbrennan set and watch it now! I laughed out loud as did my man the whole time. The baby may have laughed but I couldn’t hear! Also @realnickswardson also @deanne_smith
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I finally went to see @lecloudclothing in store @saksoff5th the staff was incredibly kind. Also Keith Robinson forgot his glasses at my apt after taping our latest #3girls1keith podcast so I’m taking pics of them all over town
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Last week we took a last minute trip to @mo_canouan and even tho I vomited the whole way there and back we had a really nice time. Thank you for having us. And no the trip wasn’t free or anything. We loved Canouan island and it’s beautiful people!
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NYC @iamcolinquinn has a show running now. If you’re in town you should see it! Colinquinnshow.com for tickets. Also @chethinks is doing something pretty fucking cool this Friday and I hope I get to go.
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Let’s keep going! @timesupnow #timesup
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This is a couple who loves each other but does not understand how to pose but does understand that when away from Tatiana I will represent her on my hat and my shoes #reppingTati
355,387 Likes | 171 days ago | 6,161
I puke anything I eat up until 4pm. But then I’m like...#baywatch #eyecandy #DandG
61,386 Likes | 172 days ago | 300
@leesaevansstyle and i were lucky enough to be on @savannahguthrie show 6 minute marathon! Check it out. Link in bio
77,111 Likes | 172 days ago | 631
Happy birthday Chris. I love the man you’re turning into ❤️
286,516 Likes | 174 days ago | 2,066
Happy new year to the women in my life and yours. What would we be without our friends? Nothin. Here is my sister tying my dumb shoe. Women, we are amazing and our love for each other is so deep. Let’s continue to link arms this year and move forward. All of us. ❤️
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My New Years date for the last 20 years. The Twilight Zone marathon on @syfyfr 🧛🏻♂️🧚🏼♀️💪🏾❤️ Rod Sterling said “The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout, There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy.”
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Laughing into 2019 like. Photo cred is my main squeeze
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The series @noactivitycbs is the funniest thing I’ve see on tv in a long time. And I didn’t even know they had @michaelawat and @bridgeteverett guest star. Will Ferrell. @tasteofadrian @amysedaris Tim meadows @patrickbrammall Jesse plemons and on and on. On @itunes and cbs all access and yes I know it’s based on the Aussie show!
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I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send to your sister. So you do and she asks you to please not do that and for all that I am grateful. Happy Sunday guys. I hope you take a really good poop today!
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Legend @daveattell about to go on at @carolinesonbway catch him and @therealjeffreyross on @bumpingmics on @netflix
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I just found out about this show and I love it! It’s on iTunes and @cbsallaccess tim meadows @amysedaris @patrickbrammall manzoukis will Ferrell Sunita Mati Jesse plemons. It’s so funny!! What are you guys watching. Please recommend!!
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And so this is Christmas 🎄
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My husband and my boyfriend
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Last show today Boston. Thanks for having me. Thanks for this fun video @marcusrussellprice thank you to all the great crowds on this tour and to @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for crushing every night. To @clubsodakenny for keeping me safe to Julia Gosin for being the best road manager ever. To @kimmykuppkakes for making me look like a person and to me for getting myself up there whenever possible. I will make up any missed dates when I’m feeling better. I am still throwing up everyday and feeling real bad but I did every single show I could. Love me, kimmy, Vinny, molly, Kev, Chris, Tati and our baby. 🙏🏾💪🏾❤️😘👋
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This one is my favorite. Jen on my right is a nurse and has 3 kids and @marinayfranklin on my left is a hilarious comic. @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th people complaining about price I totally feel you. I stressed over and over that I wanted it to be as inexpensive as possible. And that I wanted the sizes to go up to at least 28 this first round. I grew up age 9 on with no money and I feel you. I promise next round we will do much better. Please forgive me. Onward and upward.
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@jessicayellin the violence against women act VAWA IS ALSO SHUT DOWN.
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Anytime I’m on the toilet she looks at me like this. Does everyone have lots of nicknames for their dogs? I call her Tati, tats, Tatiana maslany, Tati girl, honey girl, little girl, lil honey baby, queenie, Merwen. What do you call yours?
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Thanks Boston! 2 more and then 🛶
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Happy birthday @mofischhh your head size hasn’t changed a bit. I love you sis
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Thank you Chicago for 2 of the best nights of my life and everyone who made them possible.
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Tonight I film my 4th one hour special. I am proud. But not as proud as I am of this photo of myself at Temple when I was 5. 🎤😇
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FaceTime with my lil honey baby
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This special will knock your socks off. Thank you for making it @theellenshow #relatable
13,854 Likes | 188 days ago | 550
Spread the word #logoffacebook #logoffinstagram tomorrow @naacp
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In solidarity with the @naacp I will not be on Instagram tomorrow or Facebook for a week. Please join me. Link in bio for why. #logoutfacebook #logoutinstagram let’s go.
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Is this thing on? Tati’s big trip to DC
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My year in 9 images 2018 holy shit
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Thanks for a great time tonight DC photo by @marcusrussellprice dress by @lecloudclothing
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I WILL BE PERFORMING IN DC, CHICAGO AND BOSTON THIS WEEK AND THEN I WILL BE HIDING UNDER THIS TARP UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH. MUCH LOVE!
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Touch that effing bump!
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Am I glowing? #hyperemesisgravidarum
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Oh snap!!! If you can get there @leesaevansstyle will hook you up. Do not miss this! I will try and stop by if I’m not puking!
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My mom is pretty cute and went into @saksoff5th today and took pics with all the sales manager in the @lecloudclothing section!
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There is no one who is changed my life more than @jessseinfeld who is our guest on #3girls1keith streaming now on @spotify we talk about money and her incredible foundation @goodplusfdn please listen and find out if she will pound it or pass on her beloved cat/soulmate Javier
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A night to remember @lecloudclothing thank you friends!!!
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Thanks for all the love at the launch event for @lecloudclothing on sale at @saksoff5th and on their website starting today at 10am est! 😍 @emrata @zackarydrucker @jessseinfeld @sappy17 @tremendy @jackjack0216 @angeherrel @janellejamescomedy @miacomedy @rachelfeinstein_ @marinayfranklin @mugsykane @franthebean @cindi_leive @yamaneika @therealaliwentworth @justintheroux @armiehammer @mofischhh @piperperabo @bridgeteverett @murray_hill @georgialouisesk @wwd @dailyfrontrow @elleusa @romyoltuski @amandangocnguyen @lisajlockwood and really everyone except for @keithrobinson438 who showed up uninvited!!!!
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Live to shop 10am eastern!!!!! @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th
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Does this baby make me look fat? With my sister lil Kimby wearing head to toe @lecloudclothing 🐣
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2 days until @lecloudclothing outtake from the shoot with @jakerosenberg @bridgeteverett jen Angelica @marinayfranklin selling at saks off 5th which is the discounted @saks and on the web! Part of proceeds go to @stylefund
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Loved my outfit during my set tonight!
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3 days to @lecloudclothing much love to our photographer @jakerosenberg
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4 days until @lecloudclothing is available on @saksoff5th and online!!! Hi @marinayfranklin
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Deep in my second trimester and all i can say is nope! Yesterday i did a show 90 minutes later #soblessed #godsmiracle #lepainbathroom 🦄
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Me and @yamaneika are assholes at heart. Photo by @janellejamescomedy #janellejamescomedyfestival
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Tbt me and my sis early stage twerking
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Shoot day! @lecloudclothing dec 13 at @saksoff5th and online!
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Big news. Very special guest on our podcast on @spotify #3girls1keith MY DAD IS OUR GUEST THIS WEEK. ITS LIVE NOW!!!!
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BROOKLYN ARE YOU READY FOR MY FRIEND @janellejamescomedy FESTIVAL. IT STARTS TOMORROW! Get tix so you can laugh and feel good!
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Thank you @leesaevansstyle letting me collaborate in a real way and for changing my life. @lecloudclothing will be available exclusively at @saksoff5th (which is the discount saks!) and online DEC 13th! I wake up looking like Aileen Wuornos every morning and @andrea_tiller and @kimmykuppkakes @voelhairextensions make me look like this. Equally gorgeous!! Thank you @instylemagazine
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“Women have been made to feel so bad about themselves, it feels great to take the reins and be like, ‘None of that,’” @AmySchumer tells @RomyOltuski of the new size-inclusive clothing line, @LeCloudClothing, that she created with stylist @LeesaEvansStyle. The clothing, which goes up to size 20, ranges from $38 to $248. “You can walk in a room and not worry about your clothes anymore: ‘Is this showing? Is this pulling?’” she says. For this shoot for our January issue, she called up some of her closest friends to model it with her, including Leesa, comedy singer @BridgetEverett, and comedian @MarinayFranklin. More on her new feel-good fashion line at the link in bio. | Photographed by @marcelokrasilcic, styled by @leesaevansstyle
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It’s @lecloudclothing !!! Here are some shots of our clothing!! The models used are my friends @bridgeteverett @marinayfranklin @leesaevansstyle I kept trying to find the sweatpants alternative that had both comfort and style and that was appropriate to go to meetings, out with friends, to a movie, all over,” says Evans. She came through, designing some original pieces for the actress to wear on her I Feel Pretty press tour. Then they realized these were clothes their friends wanted to wear too. With that in mind, Schumer and Evans made sure that Le Cloud was accessible to all. The line, which goes up to a size 20, for now, the next release will be up to a size 40 ranges from $38 to $248 for versatile tops, pencil skirts, dresses, and pants, all in solid shades of camel, navy, hunter green, and black. Formfitting fabrics like scuba and crêpe deliver on softness but hold their shape. Thanks @instylemagazine @romyoltuski for writing an honest piece.
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Thank you @instylemagazine for helping me with an important PSA @lecloudclothing
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Season finale of #camping tonight on @hbo watch these 3 angels @bridgeteverett @juliettelewis @jennifer.garner
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First full shipment of @lecloudclothing available in less than 2 weeks. Affordable. Comfy. Flattering as hell shit you will have forever! I’m getting better and this helped. Will go up to a size 40 at the next release. Best @saksoff5th could do this round was size 20. One thing I love about our brand is that a size large is really a large. Not like some other brands you put on and you’re like “fuck you, this is supposed to be a large” the material feels soft and expensive but it’s affordable. Because you will wear them forever. That’s the problem. Once you have these items you won’t need to buy them again. Probably a flawed business model. We are donating 30 percent of all proceeds to our charity @stylefund which helps alll women but has a focus on women re-entering the work force after the military or incarceration get dressed for success. @leesaevansstyle taught me how to dress to feel good in my own skin and I wanted to give that to every woman. I hope you love it. I do!
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A million thank you s for posting all your little honies. 😍😍😍😍😍warming my heart when I’m feeling the worst. 😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇🤝🤝🤝🤝👶👶👶
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Truly seeing everyone children and pets made me so happy. Thank you forever. I was feeling better until I saw these assholes. #sisters
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The last few days have been tough. I’m grateful as hell and know it’s temporary but tough just the same. Please if you don’t mind. Post pics of your kids and tag me #amyschumer My friends sending me pics and vids of their kids is making me feel so much better. Much love 🤮accepting dog photos too
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Very embarrassed it took me this long but @catastrophe_tv is so great. Thanks @robdelaney and @sharonhorgan for being so great! @ashleyjensen 💰💰💰
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Los Angeles, Philly and Baltimore have been postponed. I wish I could be there and I’m going to come as soon as possible. I will post here and you will be informed by the venue about new dates as soon as we are ready to confirm them. Please contact the venue with any questions about refunds. I’m sick as hell and intend to rest until I’m really better.
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Our friend @iamwandasykes is on #3girls1keith this week on our @spotify podcast!
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Turn sound off if you have a weak stomach. This was my ride to my show at @tarrytownmusichall tonight and a picture from the end of my set. I love doing stand-up more than anything and I hate cancelling shows. I have to postpone some until I feel human again. But i will make up these dates and we will have a great time. I’m so proud of my stand up right now and can’t wait to share it. Thanks to the amazing crowd tonight for being so warm and such great laughers and for being cool with my sweatpants and slippers on stage. Shots by @marcusrussellprice we are shooting a doc of me these past few months leading up to a special Im filming and you will see that I’m strugglin right now. But I’m so grateful and excited to be a mom. I’m grateful I have access to healthcare, as we all should have. But I guess what I’m really saying is Fuck Hyde-Smith and anyone who voted for her. My feelings on her are best expressed by the above video. And I don’t usually agree with speaking ill of crackheads, but she has a crackhead looking mouth. Tiny racist teeth confederate ass campaign with her crack mouth said she would attend a public hanging. #crackmouth #tinyracistteeth #hyperemesisgravidarum
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@lecloudclothing is at saks OFFFFFFFFF 5th. Not saks 5th. Saks off 5th is a discount store. This line is for all women. We made it as inexpensive as humanly possible without sacrificing the feel and look of it. Quality control! 38 bucks up to our most expensive item is 238 bucks but it’s a fucking cashmere coat so ya know. Most things are under 100 and they are forever pieces. But we will be using the skin of children to make the material for our ponchos. Cool?
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Ahhhhh!! Yes! Please read our interview in @wwd link in my bio! And follow our line @lecloudclothing lecloudclothing
14,855 Likes | 209 days ago | 228
I loved every second of the @janefonda interview on #normmacdonaldhasashow on @netflix and of course #judgejudy never ever dissapoints! ❤️❤️❤️
15,061 Likes | 210 days ago | 250
Incredible article by the flawless @zackarydrucker See link in my story for the full article!
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Check amyschumer.com for upcoming tour dates CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, BOSTON. will post about makeup tour dates as soon as I have them! Im feeling better!!
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It is legal to seek asylum in the US. These people are fleeing from homes where they were in danger and the law says they can stay in the US while their claim is processed. Anyone who says “they should have come legally” THEY DID. THEY ARE! Follow @paolamendoza
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No. This will not fucking stand. How do you sleep at night after gassing children. It’s legal to seek asylum you fucking monsters. Happening at the border. Follow @paolamendoza @jessicayellin and @shaunking for true coverage
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Expecting at the @comedycellarusa
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I laughed till I cried the whole show. Thank you @coleescola you are a genius.
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Just a little. You got it
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Now that I fully understand what it means to be a mother more than anyone else I am releasing a new line of children’s products called #reallyreallyhonest it has nothing harmful in it. It has nothing at all in it. Proceeds from these very safe products go directly to me getting something cool for just me. #reallyreallyhonest no I’m not burning @jessicaalba honest brand. I will use all of her stuff but I am her newest competition. Jessica, your stuff is just honest mine is really really honest.