Amy Schumer

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Thanks for a great time tonight DC photo by @marcusrussellprice dress by @lecloudclothing

32,655 Likes | 1 day ago | 552

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I WILL BE PERFORMING IN DC, CHICAGO AND BOSTON THIS WEEK AND THEN I WILL BE HIDING UNDER THIS TARP UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH. MUCH LOVE!

18,182 Likes | 1 day ago | 241

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Touch that effing bump!

403,376 Likes | 2 days ago | 11,608

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Am I glowing? #hyperemesisgravidarum

13,696 Likes | 2 days ago | 110

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Oh snap!!! If you can get there @leesaevansstyle will hook you up. Do not miss this! I will try and stop by if I’m not puking!

15,633 Likes | 2 days ago | 177

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My mom is pretty cute and went into @saksoff5th today and took pics with all the sales manager in the @lecloudclothing section!

17,956 Likes | 2 days ago | 116

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There is no one who is changed my life more than @jessseinfeld who is our guest on #3girls1keith streaming now on @spotify we talk about money and her incredible foundation @goodplusfdn please listen and find out if she will pound it or pass on her beloved cat/soulmate Javier

97,203 Likes | 2 days ago | 635

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Ummmm

10,919 Likes | 2 days ago | 83

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A night to remember @lecloudclothing thank you friends!!!

23,384 Likes | 3 days ago | 167

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Thanks for all the love at the launch event for @lecloudclothing on sale at @saksoff5th and on their website starting today at 10am est! 😍 @emrata @zackarydrucker @jessseinfeld @sappy17 @tremendy @jackjack0216 @angeherrel @janellejamescomedy @miacomedy @rachelfeinstein_ @marinayfranklin @mugsykane @franthebean @cindi_leive @yamaneika @therealaliwentworth @justintheroux @armiehammer @mofischhh @piperperabo @bridgeteverett @murray_hill @georgialouisesk @wwd @dailyfrontrow @elleusa @romyoltuski @amandangocnguyen @lisajlockwood and really everyone except for @keithrobinson438 who showed up uninvited!!!!

20,612 Likes | 3 days ago | 173

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Live to shop 10am eastern!!!!! @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th

8,505 Likes | 3 days ago | 97

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Tomorrow!!! @lecloudclothing

215,674 Likes | 4 days ago | 3,692

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Does this baby make me look fat? With my sister lil Kimby wearing head to toe @lecloudclothing 🐣

16,430 Likes | 5 days ago | 86

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2 days until @lecloudclothing outtake from the shoot with @jakerosenberg @bridgeteverett jen Angelica @marinayfranklin selling at saks off 5th which is the discounted @saks and on the web! Part of proceeds go to @stylefund

225,889 Likes | 5 days ago | 2,755

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Loved my outfit during my set tonight!

34,030 Likes | 6 days ago | 263

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3 days to @lecloudclothing much love to our photographer @jakerosenberg

36,289 Likes | 7 days ago | 262

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4 days until @lecloudclothing is available on @saksoff5th and online!!! Hi @marinayfranklin

29,304 Likes | 8 days ago | 3,627

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Deep in my second trimester and all i can say is nope! Yesterday i did a show 90 minutes later #soblessed #godsmiracle #lepainbathroom 🦄

16,438 Likes | 8 days ago | 153

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Me and @yamaneika are assholes at heart. Photo by @janellejamescomedy #janellejamescomedyfestival

23,977 Likes | 10 days ago | 296

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Tbt me and my sis early stage twerking

25,983 Likes | 10 days ago | 747

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Nope

44,424 Likes | 10 days ago | 354

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Shoot day! @lecloudclothing dec 13 at @saksoff5th and online!

42,992 Likes | 11 days ago | 374

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Big news. Very special guest on our podcast on @spotify #3girls1keith MY DAD IS OUR GUEST THIS WEEK. ITS LIVE NOW!!!!

3,848 Likes | 12 days ago | 54

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BROOKLYN ARE YOU READY FOR MY FRIEND @janellejamescomedy FESTIVAL. IT STARTS TOMORROW! Get tix so you can laugh and feel good!

27,175 Likes | 12 days ago | 166

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Thank you @leesaevansstyle letting me collaborate in a real way and for changing my life. @lecloudclothing will be available exclusively at @saksoff5th (which is the discount saks!) and online DEC 13th! I wake up looking like Aileen Wuornos every morning and @andrea_tiller and @kimmykuppkakes @voelhairextensions make me look like this. Equally gorgeous!! Thank you @instylemagazine

40,942 Likes | 12 days ago | 411

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“Women have been made to feel so bad about themselves, it feels great to take the reins and be like, ‘None of that,’” @AmySchumer tells @RomyOltuski of the new size-inclusive clothing line, @LeCloudClothing, that she created with stylist @LeesaEvansStyle. The clothing, which goes up to size 20, ranges from $38 to $248. “You can walk in a room and not worry about your clothes anymore: ‘Is this showing? Is this pulling?’” she says. For this shoot for our January issue, she called up some of her closest friends to model it with her, including Leesa, comedy singer @BridgetEverett, and comedian @MarinayFranklin. More on her new feel-good fashion line at the link in bio. | Photographed by @marcelokrasilcic, styled by @leesaevansstyle

46,205 Likes | 13 days ago | 398

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It’s @lecloudclothing !!! Here are some shots of our clothing!! The models used are my friends @bridgeteverett @marinayfranklin @leesaevansstyle I kept trying to find the sweatpants alternative that had both comfort and style and that was appropriate to go to meetings, out with friends, to a movie, all over,” says Evans. She came through, designing some original pieces for the actress to wear on her I Feel Pretty press tour. Then they realized these were clothes their friends wanted to wear too. With that in mind, Schumer and Evans made sure that Le Cloud was accessible to all. The line, which goes up to a size 20, for now, the next release will be up to a size 40 ranges from $38 to $248 for versatile tops, pencil skirts, dresses, and pants, all in solid shades of camel, navy, hunter green, and black. Formfitting fabrics like scuba and crêpe deliver on softness but hold their shape. Thanks @instylemagazine @romyoltuski for writing an honest piece.

172,316 Likes | 13 days ago | 7,977

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Thank you @instylemagazine for helping me with an important PSA @lecloudclothing

16,591 Likes | 13 days ago | 149

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Season finale of #camping tonight on @hbo watch these 3 angels @bridgeteverett @juliettelewis @jennifer.garner

16,447 Likes | 15 days ago | 459

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First full shipment of @lecloudclothing available in less than 2 weeks. Affordable. Comfy. Flattering as hell shit you will have forever! I’m getting better and this helped. Will go up to a size 40 at the next release. Best @saksoff5th could do this round was size 20. One thing I love about our brand is that a size large is really a large. Not like some other brands you put on and you’re like “fuck you, this is supposed to be a large” the material feels soft and expensive but it’s affordable. Because you will wear them forever. That’s the problem. Once you have these items you won’t need to buy them again. Probably a flawed business model. We are donating 30 percent of all proceeds to our charity @stylefund which helps alll women but has a focus on women re-entering the work force after the military or incarceration get dressed for success. @leesaevansstyle taught me how to dress to feel good in my own skin and I wanted to give that to every woman. I hope you love it. I do!

57,555 Likes | 16 days ago | 748

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A million thank you s for posting all your little honies. 😍😍😍😍😍warming my heart when I’m feeling the worst. 😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇🤝🤝🤝🤝👶👶👶

20,580 Likes | 16 days ago | 229

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Truly seeing everyone children and pets made me so happy. Thank you forever. I was feeling better until I saw these assholes. #sisters

61,979 Likes | 16 days ago | 1,546

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The last few days have been tough. I’m grateful as hell and know it’s temporary but tough just the same. Please if you don’t mind. Post pics of your kids and tag me #amyschumer My friends sending me pics and vids of their kids is making me feel so much better. Much love 🤮accepting dog photos too

30,816 Likes | 17 days ago | 1,000

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Very embarrassed it took me this long but @catastrophe_tv is so great. Thanks @robdelaney and @sharonhorgan for being so great! @ashleyjensen 💰💰💰

80,309 Likes | 17 days ago | 2,245

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Los Angeles, Philly and Baltimore have been postponed. I wish I could be there and I’m going to come as soon as possible. I will post here and you will be informed by the venue about new dates as soon as we are ready to confirm them. Please contact the venue with any questions about refunds. I’m sick as hell and intend to rest until I’m really better.

19,103 Likes | 17 days ago | 126

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Our friend @iamwandasykes is on #3girls1keith this week on our @spotify podcast!

73,641 Likes | 18 days ago | 4,620

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Turn sound off if you have a weak stomach. This was my ride to my show at @tarrytownmusichall tonight and a picture from the end of my set. I love doing stand-up more than anything and I hate cancelling shows. I have to postpone some until I feel human again. But i will make up these dates and we will have a great time. I’m so proud of my stand up right now and can’t wait to share it. Thanks to the amazing crowd tonight for being so warm and such great laughers and for being cool with my sweatpants and slippers on stage. Shots by @marcusrussellprice we are shooting a doc of me these past few months leading up to a special Im filming and you will see that I’m strugglin right now. But I’m so grateful and excited to be a mom. I’m grateful I have access to healthcare, as we all should have. But I guess what I’m really saying is Fuck Hyde-Smith and anyone who voted for her. My feelings on her are best expressed by the above video. And I don’t usually agree with speaking ill of crackheads, but she has a crackhead looking mouth. Tiny racist teeth confederate ass campaign with her crack mouth said she would attend a public hanging. #crackmouth #tinyracistteeth #hyperemesisgravidarum

19,061 Likes | 18 days ago | 433

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@lecloudclothing is at saks OFFFFFFFFF 5th. Not saks 5th. Saks off 5th is a discount store. This line is for all women. We made it as inexpensive as humanly possible without sacrificing the feel and look of it. Quality control! 38 bucks up to our most expensive item is 238 bucks but it’s a fucking cashmere coat so ya know. Most things are under 100 and they are forever pieces. But we will be using the skin of children to make the material for our ponchos. Cool?

39,478 Likes | 19 days ago | 860

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🔥🔥🔥

14,698 Likes | 19 days ago | 230

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Ahhhhh!! Yes! Please read our interview in @wwd link in my bio! And follow our line @lecloudclothing lecloudclothing

14,855 Likes | 19 days ago | 228

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I loved every second of the @janefonda interview on #normmacdonaldhasashow on @netflix and of course #judgejudy never ever dissapoints! ❤️❤️❤️

15,061 Likes | 20 days ago | 250

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Incredible article by the flawless @zackarydrucker See link in my story for the full article!

49,492 Likes | 20 days ago | 1,252

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Check amyschumer.com for upcoming tour dates CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, BOSTON. will post about makeup tour dates as soon as I have them! Im feeling better!!

141,807 Likes | 20 days ago | 3,631

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It is legal to seek asylum in the US. These people are fleeing from homes where they were in danger and the law says they can stay in the US while their claim is processed. Anyone who says “they should have come legally” THEY DID. THEY ARE! Follow @paolamendoza

12,629 Likes | 20 days ago | 394

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OWEN!!!!! @owstrock

193,136 Likes | 20 days ago | 8,691

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No. This will not fucking stand. How do you sleep at night after gassing children. It’s legal to seek asylum you fucking monsters. Happening at the border. Follow @paolamendoza @jessicayellin and @shaunking for true coverage

60,430 Likes | 20 days ago | 303

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Expecting at the @comedycellarusa

18,819 Likes | 21 days ago | 71

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I laughed till I cried the whole show. Thank you @coleescola you are a genius.

58,161 Likes | 21 days ago | 420

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These nerds

9,455 Likes | 21 days ago | 80

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Just a little. You got it

53,407 Likes | 21 days ago | 1,479

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Now that I fully understand what it means to be a mother more than anyone else I am releasing a new line of children’s products called #reallyreallyhonest it has nothing harmful in it. It has nothing at all in it. Proceeds from these very safe products go directly to me getting something cool for just me. #reallyreallyhonest no I’m not burning @jessicaalba honest brand. I will use all of her stuff but I am her newest competition. Jessica, your stuff is just honest mine is really really honest.

29,653 Likes | 21 days ago | 339

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Does anyone else see it?

11,707 Likes | 22 days ago | 138

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Rest In Peace Doug

110,455 Likes | 23 days ago | 483

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☠️

42,585 Likes | 23 days ago | 179

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🦃

39,995 Likes | 24 days ago | 480

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Food ready yet?

29,169 Likes | 24 days ago | 318

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Great crowd at the @kingsbklyn thank you and thanks @hatchgal for my dress pic by @marcusrussellprice

55,861 Likes | 25 days ago | 620

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Show tonight in BK at the @kingsbklyn don’t resist or you might miss Christmas 🎄 photo by the man who didn’t pull out of me 👶 🍼

20,199 Likes | 25 days ago | 156

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Avoid your family and listen to @ashleygraham on #3girls1keith

43,774 Likes | 25 days ago | 272

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#transdayofremembrance remember the bigotry and violence this community faces every day. Especially trans women of color. 🙏🏾❤️

18,404 Likes | 25 days ago | 153

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To help secure safe passage to the people seeking asylum please give what you can. Link in bio and follow @fams2gether

401,857 Likes | 26 days ago | 4,371

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Thanks to Newark and Pittsburgh, I’m so happy to be feeling better and I will be able to continue my tour... However doctors orders not to travel cross country yet so I’m sorry that Seattle, Phoenix and Oakland will need to be postponed. I promise to go see you guys and make up the date real soon... The rest of the tour will go on as planned! Happy Thanksgiving!🦃

19,590 Likes | 27 days ago | 198

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👋 Pittsburgh

17,763 Likes | 27 days ago | 85

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Thanks for your support and friendship @chrmcbride and his lovely wife Melissa. Honored you guys came out!

43,474 Likes | 28 days ago | 399

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Thanks for bringing me back to life Newark (something no one else has ever said) 📷 @marcusrussellprice

49,984 Likes | 28 days ago | 323

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Always there

72,426 Likes | 29 days ago | 1,035

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I will be doing my shows tomorrow and Sunday! Also, FUCK BETSY DeVos. Like for real. Are you kidding me?!

408,690 Likes | 30 days ago | 14,898

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Texas I am so deeply sorry. I have been really looking forward to these shows. I have to reschedule. I am in the hospital. I’m fine. Baby’s fine but everyone who says the 2nd trimester is better is not telling the full story. I’ve been even more ill this trimester. I have hyperemesis and it blows. Very lucky to be pregnant but this is some bullshit! Sending so much love to the doctors and nurses taking great care of me and Tati! They are cool as hell! And Texas I am really really sorry and I’ll be out there as soon as I’m better.

19,990 Likes | 31 days ago | 147

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Great show in Atlanta! @miacomedy and I tricked our sisters into coming! See you tomorrow Dallas!

7,145 Likes | 31 days ago | 62

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A @aprivatewar directed by friend @mheineman is in theaters now and it is mind blowing! Visit APrivateWarFilm.com for ticket info! #JournalistsAreNotTheEnemy

12,245 Likes | 31 days ago | 79

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Last night was special. Thank you @cindi_leive forever. Spending time with @lisaborders @opalayo @amandadecadenet @a_gelique @shannonrwatts @lala @amberheard @padmalakshmi and so many more! #gospelofgloria and thanks to my body for not puking most nights from 7-10!

55,680 Likes | 32 days ago | 329

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The @methodmanofficial @juddapatow collab everyone was begging for! @trainwreckmovie no one from this movie ever worked again.

25,314 Likes | 33 days ago | 215

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New podcast up today. Who will shine through #3girls1keith

32,394 Likes | 33 days ago | 241

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That’s your whole story?

62,553 Likes | 34 days ago | 534

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Thank you for nominating me for a couple @peopleschoice awards. I wish I could have been there but all i do is standup and puke right now. @paulabeachwear #3girls1keith

37,011 Likes | 34 days ago | 1,227

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No

24,920 Likes | 35 days ago | 157

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Head to my stories for some pretty exciting news about @bridgeteverett

96,320 Likes | 35 days ago | 332

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Sending love and endless gratitude to all our veterans. Especially to my friend Amanda Doster a Gold Star wife who lost her husband, Sergeant James Doster, in Baghdad. He is pictured here. Love to you and the girls. Thank you for your service.

32,876 Likes | 35 days ago | 529

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I can’t imagine the heartbreak you guys are going through out there. I’m so sorry

60,485 Likes | 35 days ago | 973

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Thanks for posting @amandadecadenet

63,930 Likes | 36 days ago | 781

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We will be alright because Judge Judy

21,506 Likes | 37 days ago | 285

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Thank you Albany! This onesie is from @hatchgal and it was a gift from my sperm donor and life partner Chris Fischer

44,345 Likes | 37 days ago | 665

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Everyone’s passion and outrage about the 307 shootings in the last 311 days in our country including the Thousand Oaks tragedy is overwhelming. If you wish you could do more you can. @everytown is doing work. Volunteer. Donate. Get involved. Link in bio.

8,077 Likes | 38 days ago | 93

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This movie is my new favorite and made me so happy and laugh so hard. NY go see if you will thank me @longdumb @hannahfidell #thelongdumbroadmovie

23,470 Likes | 38 days ago | 238

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Thank you Nashville! And

15,681 Likes | 38 days ago | 169

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These ladies had a great show in Nashville tonight.

31,820 Likes | 38 days ago | 852

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@bejohnce

45,193 Likes | 39 days ago | 1,245

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Quick reminder that we did this to our dog. 🐑

121,109 Likes | 39 days ago | 814

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Going to sleep wishing on a ⭐️ @staceyabrams

59,095 Likes | 39 days ago | 1,339

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49,429 Likes | 39 days ago | 346

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Me-“Tati, the Democrats got the house back!!! More than 100 women in the house for the first time. Some of tonight is disappointing but we are getting closer and we can do a lot with the house!” Tati-“good lets go in the house right now”

310,575 Likes | 39 days ago | 2,844

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💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

65,641 Likes | 39 days ago | 320

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@americaferrera

34,360 Likes | 39 days ago | 280

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100,966 Likes | 39 days ago | 592

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Me voting 2016/2018

86,723 Likes | 39 days ago | 802

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Know your rights!!

55,496 Likes | 39 days ago | 1,384

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Voter suppression

18,790 Likes | 39 days ago | 98

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46,620 Likes | 41 days ago | 490

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Thank you Vegas! Had another great set of shows at the @cosmopolitan_lv photos by @marcusrussellprice note the chicken fingers

24,248 Likes | 41 days ago | 283

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@benjealous come on Maryland! Let’s go! Ben Jealous for governor!

42,704 Likes | 41 days ago | 271

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Tatis vibe today captured by the guy who knocked me up

74,069 Likes | 42 days ago | 2,335

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“It is not enough to see all people as equals. That’s cool if you do. But it’s not enough. Our actions need to reflect that. Our voting needs to reflect that. We need to do everything we can to change the way things are. Everything. What are you doing to help? The truth is the way white women have voted in the past is how we got into this situation. It’s time to act. It’s been time.”- amy schumer and Thanks for posting this pic and the words in the pic above. @rachel.cargle and for all you do.

266,465 Likes | 42 days ago | 2,423

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Yes @chelsanity !!!!

43,769 Likes | 42 days ago | 326

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See you tonight at the @cosmopolitan_lv performing with @rachelfeinstein_ @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett photo by @marcusrussellprice

24,704 Likes | 43 days ago | 358

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138,404 Likes | 43 days ago | 2,315

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You’ll never forget your first time voting…  Early voting ends tonight, Nevada, don’t forget to vote! Find your polling place at votenvdems.com

72,431 Likes | 43 days ago | 1,350

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Watch till the end. You will cry laugh. Also she’s right as hell! RG from @shaunking

308,191 Likes | 44 days ago | 2,919

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👩‍👩‍👧

9,080 Likes | 45 days ago | 92

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Hear ep 2 of our podcast 3 Girls, 1 Keith now on @spotify

81,164 Likes | 45 days ago | 619

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Chris and I are Siegfried and Roy and Kim and I are Amanda Seyfried and Rachel Roy

22,233 Likes | 45 days ago | 692

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Kim and molly are Steven Avery and Kathleen Zellner

52,574 Likes | 45 days ago | 855

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🐑 🐶

119,532 Likes | 46 days ago | 3,529

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Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother) 2nd warning if you are a sane person who values logic and don’t look to putting down strangers as a way to distract you from your own Unhappiness you should skip this post! 😽👍🏼

63,849 Likes | 46 days ago | 729

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Respecting our tradition of watching Hocus Pocus in our Hocus Pocus sweats “sisterssss father round!”

11,508 Likes | 46 days ago | 89

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If me and @bridgeteverett had a baby

34,023 Likes | 46 days ago | 192

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This week on #3girls1keith our guest is my favorite comic @daveattell talking drinking and porn! Only on @spotify

96,980 Likes | 48 days ago | 2,978

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People going on and on about how much you don’t care about my stance on the nfl sure are talking about it a lot. Instead of being critical of me, i have a crazy idea, how about you trying doing something, anything to help the gross inequality in our country. My contribution is so useless to you guys? Then Why don’t you make one. Do something. Did you know slaves are mentioned in our anthem? Well look it up you snarky trolls. I did an old navy campaign one year then a bud lite campaign the next. This year I said I wasnt up for doing any because I am horrified by the violence and treatment of people of color in our country. It’s a small way of putting my money where my tiny mouth is. The fuck are you gonna do? Step up. Goes for you too yahoo sports hosts who I’ve met. For someone you care so little about you sure do like to talk about me a lot. I think you like me 💋what are you doing to help? I’m doing a lot more than this. But what a great message we could send if other artists passed on any super bowl exposure too. If my act of protest makes you feel attacked. That’s about you 🍯

40,393 Likes | 48 days ago | 235

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Oh ok

15,607 Likes | 48 days ago | 104

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Thank you @theatrewestbury For a great fundraiser for @liuba4congress thanks to @jakeincao for his perfect music. @sammorril for a killer set and @jarielys_goodman for a groundbreaking intro! #caradrewsandrachelfasshi! Photos by the incomparable @marcusrussellprice

206,888 Likes | 49 days ago | 3,239

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first trimester had me like #soblessed

7,043 Likes | 49 days ago | 74

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I can’t recommend this play highly enough @theferrymanbway

47,890 Likes | 50 days ago | 623

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My heart is broken for the victims and loved ones affected by the shooting at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh and the people killed at Kroger in Kentucky. The gunman tried to get in a predominantly black church but couldn’t so went to the store instead. 💔

32,821 Likes | 50 days ago | 166

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Tbt writers room for inside amy! @kyledunnigan1 we’re the sessions

15,812 Likes | 50 days ago | 91

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@kimcaramele doesn’t understand that she was not invited

15,326 Likes | 50 days ago | 196

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Amazing!! Can’t wait to watch my favs @trinity_fatu @thenikkibella @thebriebella @rondarousey @natbynature Sunday nigh. So cool!!

168,910 Likes | 50 days ago | 2,061

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My precious

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Long Island Im performing on you Sunday! Please come! @jakeincao opening for me! Link for tix in bio

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Are you guys enjoying Season 2 of #3Girls1Keith?

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Thanks for taking this picture @christopher.peterson it’s of me and @leesaevansstyle we are very proud of what we are creating!

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1 keith

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This week is almost over. We got this.

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Florida get excited for @andrewgillum

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Mozzarella sticks on the job! Check tour dates for this kind of professionalism in person! Nov 14th ATL. Other dates in bio!

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Yesterday post and cheat sheet if you want to know some of my recommendations for nov 6

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Happy birthday to @keithrobinson438 the oldest living comedian #3girls1keith

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I want to recommend @cthagod book #shookone He is one of the most authentic, smart and kind people I have the pleasure of knowing.

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About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!!

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Hey! I’m Amy and this is Keith. Season 2 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith is available for streaming tomorrow on @Spotify!

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Our new show we try different combinations of anti depressants!

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Pumpkin erotica

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All hands on deck.

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Pretty cute situation I walked in on.

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How about today you brainstorm what you can do to help. If you’re paying attention, you must have noticed by now that people of color are treated as 2nd class citizens by much of this country. I try and think of what I can do to help. I used to think because I saw us all as equal that was enough. It’s not. You need to do something. Be creative. Real equality and diversity makes everything better. Instead of focusing on if you think I’m annoying or if anyone cares about not seeing me in a commercial, how about YOU do something and use your privilege for good. Not trying to be a hero. Just trying to be helpful to a situation we should all be obsessed with changing. And no, this isn’t the only way I’m trying to help. I’m doing everything I can think of. I hope more artists join me. And non artists what can you do? We need everyone on the ground. Be brave.

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3 girls and a little baby watching 90 day fiancé. Second later @vanessabayer got pooped on.

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Ok all tickets are on sale!! I hope to see you soon! I have a lot to say!! Link in bio

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Friday thought. I wonder why more white players aren’t kneeling. Once you witness the truly deep inequality and endless racism people of color face in our country, not to mention the police brutality and murders. Why not kneel next to your brothers? Otherwise how are you not complicit? I think it would be cool if @maroon5 backed out of super bowl like @badgalriri Did. I personally told my reps I wouldn’t do a Super Bowl commercial this year. I know it must sound like a privilege ass sacrifice but it’s all i got. Hitting the nfl with the advertisers is the only way to really hurt them. I know opposing the nfl is like opposing the nra. Very tough, but don’t you want to be proud of how you’re living? Stand up for your brothers and sisters of color. And the hottest thing a guy can do is get down on one knee. Not to propose but to reject the treatment of his teammates by this country. Anyone who says its disrespectful to our military please read up on the fact that a lot of veterans are proud of what @kaepernick7 is doing and fully support him. What are your thoughts?

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Happy birthday no one. If you want to post a pic you like of yourself. Just post it. We all know what you’re doing. #happybirthdaynoone

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Posted by my friend @yamaneika wouldn’t it be so cool if @adamlevine and @maroon5 stepped down too? What do you guys think?

12,986 Likes | 58 days ago | 192

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Season 4 of #casual on @hulu is amazing! And I love the whole cast. Especially @michaelawat and the directing of @hannahfidell

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The writer, creator and star of my favorite show #fleabag has made my new favorite show @killingeve thanks to my homie #phoebewallerbridge

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This was a big deal. We got jackets. I miss you Kiana wherever you are. #tbt #bangsforweeks

14,926 Likes | 60 days ago | 108

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Put on @stephenathome and watch @laurabenanti now!!!

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Georgia Stand Up! Early voting open. Vote for @staceyabrams you will sleep better at night!

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Today @jillsoloway @chrisgeth and @busyphilipps all have amazing books coming out. I love them all and recommend them. #candidshot

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Here are tour dates. Come see me sometime! On sale this Friday.

43,122 Likes | 61 days ago | 4,255

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Listed my fav movies on stories. I forgot “so i married an axe murderer” “virgin suicides” “the explorers” “now and then” “never ending story” “Brighton beach memoirs” “fried green tomatoes” Do we have any of the same?

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Tati got home

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Late to the game but I love @randomactshbo everyone needs to watch it immediately. And keep watching.

24,928 Likes | 62 days ago | 347

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I got to be in @armchairexppod with @daxshepard and @mlpadman it’s up!

18,654 Likes | 62 days ago | 211

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Can you find lil reg? 🐱

21,682 Likes | 63 days ago | 224

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Tonight I can’t wait to see #camping on @hbo We are talking @bridgeteverett @jennifer.garner @juliettelewis and created by @lenadunham and @jennikonner

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Great @nbcsnl so funny!! @sethmeyers was so great but the best part was @aidybryant weeping out that biscuit. And Kate as the red pepper. #malcolmseats

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Crazy beach day with my homie @emrata @inamorataswim #findme pic by @mofischhh

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I am loving every second of @kingjames and @mavcarter show #theshop @hbo show everyone will be talking about. Unfiltered as hell! It’s the show everyone needs to walk. We have to have these difficult conversations to move forward together.

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#nationalfarmersday

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Same face same bod same heart same farm #dayofthegirl

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Do whatever you have to to see @miamatangi Documentary. It’s 🔥 and you feel her insides tearing at their corners and I feel her. #miadoc miaondemand.com

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Today and the day of the girl and I want to celebrate my friend @jarielys_goodman who inspires me to enjoy every second and fight for what I believe in!

41,808 Likes | 66 days ago | 345

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Taken by flapjack

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Thank you for making this beautiful much needed album @catpowerofficial #wanderer

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@shaq ❤️

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There is an incorrect perception of what it can be like to get involved in trying to achieve equality. It’s a feeling like no other when you are surrounded by people who believe as you do that everyone should be treated like a human being. That everyone should have access to the same level of rights and protection. That’s what we want. That’s really all. They portray these marches as angry, rabid events where women are being crazy. That’s not it at all. It’s fun. You’ll feel good. Get involved. I think you’ll like it. Justgovote.org vid by @squatchcreative song by @rayangry

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Hanging with my newest friend @jarielys_goodman shooting with @andrewmatusik guess what happened to get this reaction from her?

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This album by @mistergoldfinger007 #rayangryone is getting me through. Check him out on @fallontonight and fall in love!

70,178 Likes | 69 days ago | 6,210

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Thank you @jessseinfeld for recommending this movie with I rented on itunes. This problem starts from birth. Let’s change this from the jump. Gender is a social construct. The first person who introduced that to me was @jillsoloway please read her book #shewantsitbook

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I understand it’s scary to take the first step. But it’s worth it.

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If you can, self care today🐱🐶

61,808 Likes | 70 days ago | 1,237

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@americaferrera thank you!! Midterms explained.

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📣

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Fired up to watch @awkwafina host @nbcsnl tonight!!

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Home safe and sound with my little honey baby. People are trolling @emrata for not wearing a bra while she got arrested. Well for starters I wasn’t wearing a bra either. In the “what to wear when being detained for 4 hours on an 87 degree day after a 2 hour march” handbook. Bras aren’t recommended. Emily sacrificed herself fighting to protect women’s rights to choose what they do with their own bodies. How about we show her the same courtesy and direct some of that toxic energy to the people who deserve it. Your comments are synonymous with saying what a woman wears insights bad behavior. Have you written three furious tweets to, I don’t know maybe, someone who sexually assaulted someone? I’m gonna guess no. You reserve your rage for the victims or a beautiful woman you’re threatened by. Anyone writing “innocent until proven guilty” didn’t watch the hearings. No they wasn’t a trial. But if you actually listened to Dr. Ford and then listened to Kavanaugh you would have no doubt. That’s why it’s called a hearing. So you can hear. But you didn’t. You put on Fox News which is sheer fiction and made up your mind. She remembers it was him. He was clearly in a blackout. People saying you’re “worried for your sons” worry for your daughters who have a 1 in 3 change of being sexually assaulted. Your sons have a 4 in 100 chance of being falsely accused. Please read those numbers again. And if you’re still worried for your sons please take an on line course in math. We need to vote. We need to get our friends and family to vote. I don’t feel angry. I feel excited and ready to fight. Change is coming. And everyone telling me to lose weight. You first. 🍗🥨🥗

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Beautiful 36 hours with the sisters I came with and the ones that I met. Shout out to the capitol police for keeping it real. It’s fun to show up. May I recommend trying it on whatever scale you feel comfortable? (Cue trolls making jokes about the word scale, loving the fat jokes and memes! Nothing says “I feel powerless” like insulting a woman’s appearance) Midterms. Let’s go! Find the candidates you want to support and spread the word! Donate. Volunteer. It feels good. We are all gonna die one day so why not live how you truly believe. No matter where you are from. Once you’re honest you’ll feel so much better. Believe me. #beabletosleepatnight #showup most pics by @squatchcreative Don’t feel bad if you’ve never done anything political before or if you feel uninformed. We all start that way. Ask someone to inform you. Listen to podcasts. Watch @iamsambee and John Oliver for a fun way in. I know it’s hard and it’s scary but it’s worth it.

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Anyone need a date to any Montana weddings tomorrow? I’m fun at a wedding.

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Effective immediately. FLAKE will continue to mean what it has.

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Midterms guys Photo @focus_media

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This today, then #ERA

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Via @stephgaelick

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Learn more about the #era LINK IN BIO women aren’t protected from gender based discrimination.

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We need to stand up. I want to encourage anyone and everyone to get active if it’s with a post or a march or a donation. This is not a drill. Show up in DC tomorrow and Friday. Show up for your sister and daughters and mothers. Show up! We will keep fighting. We see you Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and everyone else who told the truth no matter what happens we thank you we love you we are you.

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Heading to DC like #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #ERA

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Hey, you guys up yet? 😴

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Dads reaction vid to the #piggybackchallenge

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Ok @willsmith we accept #piggybackchallenge #era

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Follow @jessicayellin now and watch her stories for news you can understand and believe. 💪🏾🙋🏼🐎👩🏾‍🌾🏡🧚🏼‍♀️

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Let’s march

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Anyone who ever says I’m not a good actor. Look at this picture of me congratulating Jen for beating me out for a golden globe. I should have gotten an Oscar for this moment. #trainwreck #joy #imabadfriend #honorablementiontomysisterbehindme

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Beautiful hilarious show @murray_hill the Goldiggers and the band! “If you don’t see yourself represented, represent yourself”

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Happy birthday @rachelfeinstein_ you’re the best gal I know. Other than my sister and cee cee and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. So Nevermind the best gal nonsense. I love you and will be cackling next to you until we are dead. Thank God.

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✊🏽week delay. You did this guys! Jeff Flake will vote no on Kavanaugh without an FBI investigation. Which forces Mitch “handsome as all get out” McConnell to let the FBI investigate. Fingers crossed the scope of the Investigation is enough under the time crunch of a week. Then the vote will go to the senate floor.

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Shares by @lavernecox and @mattmcgorry where ya at boys?

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Come on

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If you #BelieveWomen and live in one of these states, you can make a critical call today: 202-804-8191. Your Senator is wavering. ● Alaska (Murkowski) ● Indiana (Donnelly) ● Maine (Collins) ● North Dakota (Heitkamp) ● West Virginia (Manchin. You don’t have to live on those states to call. Everyone call!

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Frightening. Link in bio to this scene from “inside Amy Schumer” written by Nangle! featuring the deadly departed miracle that was Reg E Cathey. These men are clowns. We see you republican Senators and we are pointing and laughing at you. Vile dinosaurs.

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😐

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💪🏾

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It’s #nationaldaughterday so here is mine. Tatiana Ronnie Maslany

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My book #thegirlwiththelowerbacktattoo is published for the mass market today! Order it from @gallerybooks or get it anywhereish!

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Today is like

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I cannot stop listening to @mistergoldfinger007 RAY ANGRY’s debut album #rayangryone do not sleep on this.

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Yes! @americaferrera book #AmericanLikeMe is out. It’s so powerful and lovely. Just like her. Buy it today!!

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🦇and y cant beat that with a bat #lowendtheory27 @atcq

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Vote for Nikki on @dancingabc call 1800-868-3412

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I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford I believe Deborah Ramirez I believe Anita Hill #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #metoomvmt

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Sunday!

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Paid sponsorship by @iamcolinquinn

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I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and will be taking part in a national moment of solidarity. This Monday Sept 24th at 1pm est. Please wear black and post the moment and join me in this moment and tag #believesurvivors #metoomvmt #stopkavanaugh

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Hey @ivankatrump Were you so excited to wear that pill box hat this week? #fun You will be remembered like Eva Braun unless you do something. It’s not too late.

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No like, stop what you are doing and watch QUINCY on @netflix now @rashidajones thanks for sharing your dad with us.

13,641 Likes | 85 days ago | 160

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Do you guys know about this? @jessseinfeld @goodplusfdn

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Long video of our cat and dog playing. And Chris making fun of me for being mean as a dog.

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#tbt to me giving my moms vagina a high 5. (She was pregnant. I thought her uterus was in there) In response to my post a couple days ago. What I said and what I stand by is that we don’t want to hear jokes that victimize women “right now”. I said “right now” because that’s what I meant. There are different moments in culture where we, the public, aren’t in the mood for certain jokes. People have become more aware of how little equality there is for women, people of color and other otherized people and because of that lack of power, targets for sexual assault. We don’t want to hear racist jokes right now either. When myself and the cast of snatched made our Beyoncé Lemonade tribute the culture didn’t want to see that shit and they were right. Anyone making jokes at the expense of victims of sexual assault, inequality or racism comes across as an outdated asshole right now. That’s the truth. I have told jokes about sexual assault and racism in my past and at the time I wasn’t aware of how harmful it was and how truly bad things were. I’m grateful to be awake now and it’s time for you to be as well. Thoughts?

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If you aren’t following my real life brother @michaelrapaport on Instagram stories I feel legitimately bad for you not living your best life.

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😎

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About 7 months ago I was in excruciating back and hip pain. From old volleyball and surfing injuries I have a herniated disc, a bulging disc and a labral tear in my hip. These great people nursed me back to health and made me stronger than ever. I want to thank @tdathletesedge for pushing me to recovery beyond what I thought possible. He worked with the Lakers for many years and is now in Boston if you have an injury you don’t believe you can recover from he will change your tune right quick. Thanks for connecting us @harleypasternak @stevenfrankboxing had been my boxing trainer for 7 years. He is a Guyanese Olympic boxer and the most patient, incredible trainer. Tim, Steve and I have laughed and cried together. (Ok Steve didn’t cry)When I had major breakthroughs doing things I thought I would never be able to do again. I love you both very much. I also want to thank my acupuncturist Vickie Lee. You are all family. Thank you for believing in me! You don’t have to live with pain. Do the work to feel better. It’s worth it! 🥊follow @tdathletesedge for great tips for strengthening and back pain! I know I’m lucky I have the time and money to heal. Everyone should be entitled to great care. Everyone. Period. And shout it to the angels who gave me the epidural. Great funny guys under the care of Dr. A!

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Put on @comedycentral now! @sammorril special is on produced by me and these angels @mugsykane @kimcaramele @annewharrism and @mofischhh

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Very proud to have produced @sammorril special airing tonight at 11 on @comedycentral its really good! Look out for the next one I’m producing with @miacomedy 🥊🌵😎🧚🏼‍♀️🤑

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See you tonight Windsor Ontario. Michigan tomorrow and Minnesota Saturday. And anyone who likes my standup obviously loves @kathygriffin follow her and go see her tour. She’s the best!! ❤️💜🙋🏼💪🏾😇😍🥊✌️

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We voted. And we voted for @cynthiaenixon couldn’t help it. And for @zephyrteachout and @jumaane.williams voted with my heart 💜 thanks to the women who took their time to talk to me about it. When someone disagrees with you be patient and have a conversation. It’s most productive. 😊🤞

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Today we vote.

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The goddess @jessseinfeld has done it again @goodplusfdn foundation who helps empower single fathers be a part of their children’s lives had an amazing event last night. I love all these people very much @jerryseinfeld @chrisrock @michaelrapaport

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Truly loved @collectivenyorg new show #thehurricaneparty so did @michaelrapaport Great cast. Even @mugsykane

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🙏🏾❤️🙋🏼

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Thursday we vote. Everyone! It’s not cute to not vote anymore. I’ll tell you who I’m voting for honestly For gov: cuomo Reason: Andrew isn’t my fav dude But he’s good gov. I wanted to vote Nixon, but sadly, i don’t believe she would know what the heck to do. She needs to be able to pressure the state legislature in stuff but I don’t believe she has enough connections upstate. But I love her and think if anyone is inclined voting Nixon is cool Attorney general: I’m voting @zephyrteachout She is the MOST qualified. And she will take on trump the best. I am also proudly voting for @jumaane.williams

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Yeah! @atypicalnetflix is back on @netflix I love it! The whole cast especially @michaelrapaport 💗

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Thank you @ronanfarrow for doing the work and to CBS for doing the right thing. But most of all thank you to the women who came forward and who continue to come forward. The #metoo movement is not a passing fad and neither is our demand for equality and more diversity in the top positions of power. Act right and don’t look to whatever women you're friends with to comfort you. Or make you feel like you’re correct in your instinct to do anything other than join us. We, as women, aren’t “acting up” the treatment we demand now is that of real equality. Don’t steal a touch here and there. Don’t ask us inappropriate shit. Just treat us like human beings. Don’t hold us back because you’re scared. And to the population of men who are good men but afraid of someone coming forward about them. Don’t discredit our moving ourselves and our daughters forward because you’re afraid of the off chance there was this one time you don’t really remember but you may have acted in an uncool way. We need everyone’s help. We need everyone to vote. To quote Sarah Grimke again “I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” 💇

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From @djdnice and @shaunking sickening

20,489 Likes | 98 days ago | 169

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We are available for all bookings

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My very best friend @rachelfeinstein_ working on her vows. 😇

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I got to surprise my parents tonight and take them see a beatle! My dad cried uncontrollably of course @paulmccartney made dreams come true and his new album is incredible. Thank you @stellamccartney and Nancy for being life changers.

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This is not a drill. Call this number and you will be connected to your state Senators. tel:1-844-387-6952 tell them you strongly oppose the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh. Your calls truly matter, no matter where you live. But if you are in any of the following states, your senator may be on the fence about Kavanaugh, so your calls are especially critical: Alaska, Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Maine, Missouri, North Dakota, Tennessee or West Virginia. Or you know someone who lives there, tag them in the comments below so they can call too!

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Call your senators especially Alaska and Maine! Please.

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Same #tbt

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My friend @yesimsarahjones is remounting her solo show #SellBuyDate in LA Sept 27 through November. It tackles this #MeToo moment through the lens of the future, don’t miss it! https://bit.ly/2OIu7da

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Thank you to every one standing up and protesting. We all need to do everything we can. Kavanaugh worked to cap 9/11 payouts. Wouldn’t shake the hand of a father who lost his daughter in the Parkland shooting. He was puts us at risk of losing our rights as women to choose. He is in the gun lobby’s pocket. Believes guns can be regulated only in the context of early US history. He believes the president shouldn’t be held accountable for the possible down fall of our democracy. Call your senators. Stop quoting Ginsburg you pieces of shit! Fuck

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Don’t let the bed bugs bite

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Reminding people of this scene from #insideamyschumer link in bio with appearances by @bridgeteverett @questlove @kimcaramele #jessiklein and @torpeymichael

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We are so lucky to be alive to watch her play. @serenawilliams for PRESIDENT!!!

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Cut short because my bathing suit fell right on off!

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Running out to get some @nike s 🥊

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New friends #Tati #lilreg

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Great sets by @kylegrooms @bridgeteverett @miacomedy and thanks for coming out @jarobiwhite and fam. I loved the show tonight thanks to a great crowd.

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I was lucky enough to be accepted into this man’s acting class over 10 years ago. I got to sit in Bill Esper’s classroom for 6 hours a week for close to 3 years. He taught me everything about acting. Listening. Putting all your attention on the other person and living truthfully through imaginary circumstances. He provided a learning environment we all felt safe and equal. I left the @esperstudio feeling trained as a performer. Ready for any challenges. Thank you Bill Esper. I love you. And without you I’d be waiting tables in Times Square(not that there is anything wrong with that)

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Great day recording #3girls1keith @spotify

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Hey guys this is Tati, Schumer’s dog. Reminding you of the fact that A yes vote on Kavanaugh is a vote to criminalize abortion." Is that clear enough? Back to sniffing butts! Link in bio to call senators and protect women. You guys know any women? I know a couple

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Going to remind everyone from the Forrest to the mountains that September 13, New York has an EXTREMELY important primary for the New York Attorney General. This is hands down one of the most important votes that will happen if you want to see this administration held LEGALLY accountable, and it is imperative we all turn out to vote. I’m personally a @zephyrteachout voter myself Photo by flapjack also I had a yeast infection when this photo was taken.

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Don’t miss this nyc @collectivenyorg

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#thismama

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Mondays

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I loved #hitsandmisses laughed harder than you’re supposed to reading a book! Congrats #simonrich

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Happy #nationaldogday from me and Tati. Vid by @maryellenmatthewsnyc

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✌️

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I’m going on tour! Dates on amyschumer.com link in bio. Tix on sale Monday! See if I’m coming to you!

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Happy birthday Dave. I love you.

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Watch hilarious comic @marinayfranklin on @teamcoco airing now!

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Thank you @fahertybrand I love your clothes! So soft and cute like me!!! And I love how your company gives back!

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My post from the day after the 2016 election. And now Trump, amidst the largest presidential corruption scandal in history, put forth as a candidate for the Supreme Court someone who believes that a president cannot be indicted while in office.🤔 Time to call our Senators: 202-804-8191. Tell them #NoHearings until the dust settles.

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Doing a show at the @comedycellarusa thirds to benefit The amazing @ZephyrTeachout who is laser focused on fighting Trump, and the ONLY candidate for NY Attorney General calling for public hearings re sexual harassment in Albany. Help make Zephyr the first woman elected NYAG! Buy tix in the link in my bio

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@comedycellarusa @jimnorton @realgilbert

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Farm kitchen wall paper as fuck

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Back in the farm he built.

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Let’s go

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Happy birthday @madonna I love you!

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As a teenager, @staceyabrams used her writing to make a difference. Later, she used her legislative know-how to fight—-and win—on behalf of Georgia families. And now, as Governor, Stacey will lead Georgia as a woman who uses her heart, and her smarts, to better the lives of all who call the beautiful Peach State home. Please join me in contributing to http://bit.ly/support-abrams 84 days to Election Day!

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Let’s go. Artist @jeremyokaiart photog my honey baby

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Today is a good day to check out brindisiforcongress.com Anthony doesn’t take a dime of Corp money, denounced the separation of families at the border, is for gun background checks & believes we are all one diagnosis away from a pre-existing condition. An Upstate fighter! ‬I’m proud to stand with him.

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My friend My sitcom @RonnyChieng International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.30pm EST. Watch the whole season on the @ComedyCentral app without logging in, Aug 13-19 only!

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Married 6 months today. I love you more every day. sorry my fart woke us up this morning 🙋🏼👩🏾‍🌾

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Thank you @harrahstahoe we had the best time!

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🥊

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Love you very much Vegas. Great crowds at the @cosmopolitan_lv @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett killed of course and we got to catch a quick dinner with the legend #georgewallace

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Lotta pink

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#femalefilmakerfriday

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Thank you everyone at the #ilanicasino tonight. We will never forget it! Pics by @mofischhh

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Loving every minute of @nickofferman and #amypoehler show #makingit @nbcmakingit

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#tbt loved this night. Love you guys

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Thank you @blogher for having me. Keep going ladies!!!!

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Crashed the set of @crashinghbo 👻

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Yaaas @constancewu this is happening right now! Follow @crazyrichasians for live from the red carpet updates! This movie looks amazing. Spread the word hummingbird!! #crazyrichasiansmovie

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My little baby had a little baby

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Rest In Peace Gaga😇

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#nationalsistersday

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Happy b day to my side chick. Miss you

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The last couple days felt real special. Getting to be on the road with @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett who my dad got to know intimately if you make it to the last screen you will see his review. Hiked in niagra falls. Great shows at the new @ntlcomedycenter in Jamestown. Had so much fun in the museum and with the crowds. Feeling grateful as hell. Also Chris now understands that comedy is not for everyone.

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Very excited to see #katemckinnon and #milakunis in @thespywhodumpedmemovie this weekend!! Also congrats to @aidybryant for her new @hulu show #shrill

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Thanks for a great time @fallsviewcasino great crowd. Sorry I dressed that way for the meet n greet. Pics by @mofischhh

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We just had the best time watching @lifeofthepartymovie after our show. @melissamccarthy thanks for making this movie! @heidilgardner is a dream to watch in this too. #mayarudolph continues to be Gods gift to the 🌎

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#tbt

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Post show elevator glow

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Great night. Great show. Great friends. @jakeincao is just one of the greatest working musicians. @bridgeteverett @miacomedy and @rachelfeinstein_ killed. Pics by @mofischhh much love to the great crowd and the crew at the perfect venue @pier17ny

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We’re the only girl in the world #sisters #riri

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I love @sachabaroncohen show #whoisamerica very very much

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These assholes

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Chapelle introducing @rachelfeinstein_ Ive been performing in the @jflmontreal festival for 11 years. This was my favorite one. Great crowds. Got to catch up with friends I haven’t seen in years @lavellsthacomic @comiclonilove @youdontknowdoug I made a new friend @dulcesloan and my driver for the fest Brian. But the highest high was having my friend @iamcolinquinn and #jimmy Carr help me work on my new stuff. Much love to my babies rachy and Dave! Thanks for having me again Montreal.

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😍

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So proud to share the box with @therock #ifeelpretty #rampage we should combine sequels #ifeelprettypart2onarampage #redbox

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Art by @sarahgreenstudio #justicefornia

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Thank you @stellamccartney

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Thinking of Mayci and Jillian today.

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Ok last time I’m posting about this. @boburnham movie #eighthgrade is a must must must see! @elsiekfisher s performance is life changing. Thank you to everyone who made this film. @a24 every comic or friend of this movies creators do the right thing and get the word out.

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Agnes Martin quote

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Dublin press for trainwreck we took a break and met @glenhansard at a pub. A wedding party came in and handed him a guitar asking for a song. He obliged. Notice @juddapatow @vanessabayer and @kimcaramele in the back.

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My friends got a lil fired up about #headsup thanks @theellenshow

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For 25 years we’ve been doing dumb shit together.

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Woof

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Please enjoy this video of @kwrsupe hear him on our podcast #3girls1keith on @spotify

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Threesome

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Rump alert #yesiknowmytattoosucks @maliamillsnyc

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