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Amy Schumer Posts

94,469 Likes | 1485 days ago | 1,856

Wild route

50,245 Likes | 1485 days ago | 163

Until then

36,214 Likes | 1485 days ago | 748

Tonight

11,549 Likes | 1486 days ago | 124

@questlove

150,298 Likes | 1486 days ago | 3,120

7 full mins tonight. The gratitude and love is deep. We are thinking about you all. The heroes out there. We love you. Thank you. Nyc

61,056 Likes | 1486 days ago | 691

New York stand up. We love you healthcare workers💪🏾❤️food handlers. Cops. Firemen. Aids in nursing homes staying with their elderly including my dad. Delivery people. All our love. We are so grateful. Every night at 7 let’s go out and give it up. Keep them at the forefront of our mind. Link in bio to donate expedited masks to the frontlines. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾❤️❤️❤️

9,940 Likes | 1487 days ago | 188

@seguratom @netflixisajoke is so funny!!!!

9,009 Likes | 1488 days ago | 102

Right now @talibkweli is playing the greatest 90’day hip hop

8,874 Likes | 1490 days ago | 117

Don’t miss this!! I’m gonna be dancing to @dnice tomorrow. Join me!

107,593 Likes | 1490 days ago | 860

Link in my bio to help get masks for emergency workers. My best friend since I was 11, Jen. She is Second from the left pictures here with some other nurses at her hospital in New York. She has 3 kids at home and is working full time in the ICU 10 hour shifts helping people with COVID. They need protective gear BETHENNY FRANKEL has made it possible. BStrong is sourcing medical grade masks and protective gear for medical professionals across the US to prevent those treating patients in hospitals and medical facilities from contracting COVID-19. BStrong will get these masks #millionsofmasks goal. Please join me and BStrong in our fight to ensure our medical community is safe and protected so they can protect all of us. Click the link in my bio to learn more about how you can help! Join me and donate now.

86,401 Likes | 1491 days ago | 4,282

Anyone else at this moment?

40,807 Likes | 1491 days ago | 361

Happy Birthday to my sister @kimcaramele the love of my life

195,415 Likes | 1498 days ago | 1,612

Nailing it

122,717 Likes | 1500 days ago | 4,029

Very chill

44,475 Likes | 1500 days ago | 2,254

Some binge recommends. Also INSIDE AMY SCHUMER all 4 season on @hulu what’s your list?

30,615 Likes | 1500 days ago | 392

If you’re feeling like making some new recipes while your locked down I highly recommend Chris Fischer’s cookbook #beetlebungfarmcookbook on @amazon its about growing up on a farm on Martha’s Vineyard. My fav recipes are the black and blue pie from his sweet Grandma and the crack rice! He’s my favorite chef of all time and also my husband. He won a @beardfoundation award for it 🏆and we have a baby too

121,107 Likes | 1502 days ago | 7,357

Cancelled

12,877 Likes | 1505 days ago | 207

This is so good! Streaming now💔#richardpryor

173,300 Likes | 1505 days ago | 3,586

International women’s day over?

48,493 Likes | 1506 days ago | 216

Happy our day

348,620 Likes | 1508 days ago | 2,224

Have a good weekend and sing 2 verses of happy birthday when you wash your hands!!!!

39,897 Likes | 1510 days ago | 285

My sister @kimcaramele and I are on @katehudson and @theoliverhudson @siblingrevelry but @goldiehawn filled in and it was a dream. Listen anywhere you get your pods!

73,031 Likes | 1511 days ago | 1,450

Sister in law love #jillbidenslays

151,281 Likes | 1511 days ago | 5,365

Jill Biden is a warrior

18,102 Likes | 1512 days ago | 427

BACHELOR SPOILER IN THIS VID. Forehead scar😕

458,526 Likes | 1513 days ago | 7,790

This is who I am now

18,799 Likes | 1516 days ago | 145

Thanks @dingdongitsclaudiaodoherty we will miss you!

106,254 Likes | 1518 days ago | 641

When did this happen?

13,452 Likes | 1518 days ago | 162

Living legend @halolorraine @swallowmovie is unlike anything you’ve ever seen this this film. Do not miss it!

96,078 Likes | 1519 days ago | 823

Today’s guilty verdicts in the Weinstein trial are a testament to the bravery and resilience of the #SilenceBreakers, and a victory for survivors everywhere.

46,625 Likes | 1520 days ago | 1,197

I’m on @youtube giving essentials tips

70,732 Likes | 1521 days ago | 265

Comedy cellar with monsters

105,815 Likes | 1710 days ago | 1,180

Frog Bog

17,980 Likes | 1711 days ago | 624

It’s back! @loveafterlockup_wetv 🙏🏾🥳😳

594,490 Likes | 1716 days ago | 17,929

Would anyone be interested in seeing a docu series of my pregnancy and birth?

24,854 Likes | 1717 days ago | 165

Truly my favorite new show @ablackladysketchshow @ashnb1 @issarae @robinthede @quintab @gabrielle_dennis thank you for making it! @hbo so funny. #theiorindior

259,410 Likes | 1718 days ago | 1,814

3 months after a C playing doubles volleyball for 90 minutes! @ajcorectology thanks I feel so strong! I wanted to recommend a few things! The book #trickmirror by #jiatolentino I love it! I loved the new #tarantino movie #onceuponatimeinhollywood it’s very fun! And I want to recommend being a parent if you can. It’s nuts.

195,630 Likes | 1723 days ago | 1,571

3 months

46,439 Likes | 1723 days ago | 694

@momsdemand @everytown #dayton #elpaso 💔

34,778 Likes | 1725 days ago | 129

Very fun crashing @chelseahandler being interviewed by @sethmeyers about her book #lifewillbethedeathofme which changed my life. ❤️❤️❤️photo @jannamvre

125,422 Likes | 1727 days ago | 697

Photo by my guy

41,067 Likes | 1728 days ago | 210

I’m on @lightsout with @davidspade tonight on @comedycentral I am so excited for this show!

290,084 Likes | 1730 days ago | 2,331

We’re good

90,181 Likes | 1732 days ago | 565

Don’t call it a comeback @mugsykane @kimcaramele and I are coming to @hulu 🥳

66,240 Likes | 1733 days ago | 534

Very exciting announcement today for these girls. That was our dog muffin, who looks just like my dog Tatiana Maslany. Is it creepy to get a new dog they looks like your previous dog? Yes, yes it is. #bangs #toypoodle #mysocalledflannel

39,218 Likes | 1734 days ago | 1,654

This morning’s news is getting heated

10,787 Likes | 1735 days ago | 96

It’s here! @marinayfranklin special is out!!!! #singleblackfemale she is a killer!!!! 🥳🥳🥳on @amazonprimevideo iTunes and marinaFranklin.com

51,918 Likes | 1736 days ago | 768

Thinking of Mayci and Jillian Two women who should still be with us. They were taken 4 years ago today by senseless gun violence.

261,791 Likes | 1737 days ago | 1,583

I’m trying to be happy as much as possible. Aren’t you!

31,701 Likes | 1739 days ago | 146

Happy birthday to @mugsykane pictured here holding Tatiana on her staircase. If it werent for you I would be waiting tables in midtown. Which is still a fine job but I’m glad I get to create content with you. My actual platonic life and work partner. It is an honor to go through life with you and to be on family feud with you. I love you and Fran and lil dyl. We have families now. Can you believe it. It feels like yesterday you were crying in the fetal position on my shower floor because you were so hung over you couldn’t stop laughing before our weekly theater company meeting. Here’s to the next insane chapter together🌪

55,674 Likes | 1739 days ago | 558

This season of @jerryseinfeld @netflixisajoke show #comediansincarsgettingcoffee is out and it’s so good!!!! Can’t wait for @bridgeteverett ep!

125,616 Likes | 1742 days ago | 1,577

This app is incredible #faceapp

730,541 Likes | 1742 days ago | 8,394

306,433 Likes | 1742 days ago | 1,757

We are very proud of being EMMY nominated for our @netflixisajoke special #GROWING as we were both on stage during filming! Very proud and excited. Thank you everyone who voted and to my husband who wants me to never stop talking.

73,950 Likes | 1743 days ago | 629

If the genders were switched in “A Star is Born”

105,438 Likes | 1745 days ago | 274

Cuz life🍋🍋🍋

464,836 Likes | 1745 days ago | 4,940

First period in a year 👩🏼‍🚒👩🏼‍✈️🧶👠🧣⛑🎒🦞🦑🍄☄️🥩🏓🥊🚣🏼‍♀️🚗⛽️🧨💉✂️📌❣️🚩☔️🌪🌪🌪

155,217 Likes | 1749 days ago | 1,064

When your sister becomes “Aunt Kim” 🤗

36,065 Likes | 1750 days ago | 128

I am very proud that my friend @sarahemcbride is running for a seat in the Senate in Delaware! Link in my bio for donation!

138,638 Likes | 1751 days ago | 820

Fuck yeah! @uswnt So exciting to watch! #equalpay

119,783 Likes | 1754 days ago | 705

Bond, Gold Bond

154,255 Likes | 1754 days ago | 1,249

Thanks for posting this @padmalakshmi @laurabenanti #closethecamps

408,686 Likes | 1755 days ago | 2,143

💕

182,061 Likes | 1758 days ago | 1,215

Happy Pride babies!!!! 🌈🌈🌈

922,642 Likes | 1760 days ago | 8,476

Here is our son Gene. He likes looking around and laughing at his toy the black and white butterfly. Always down for a nap and a good cry if the poops are on the reg he wanted me to tell you guys he wants you to volunteer or donate here @immfamtogether

19,593 Likes | 1762 days ago | 167

@stylefund @leesaevansstyle @hm

28,305 Likes | 1763 days ago | 700

Everyone needs to be looking every resource to figure out the best way to help. Pick up the phone! And Raicestexas.org has way to help too. When you call give them your zip code and they will connect you to your Congress person. You can leave a message voicing your opinion.

50,543 Likes | 1765 days ago | 1,136

Where is everyone watching the US women’s soccer team play Spain?! I’m in a bar without a baby

612,934 Likes | 1766 days ago | 4,740

😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

117,743 Likes | 1767 days ago | 679

Happy first day of summer! #protectyaneck @officialgoldiehawn ❤️🥰🌴

66,162 Likes | 1773 days ago | 732

Happy Father’s Day to everyone whose parents are perplexed by FaceTime

492,449 Likes | 1776 days ago | 8,303

I’m really sorry if I offended anyone with my hospital underwear. Except I’m just kidding.#csection #balmain

118,598 Likes | 1776 days ago | 829

@paulmobleystudio took this if me like 7 years ago but it’s how I feel.

51,575 Likes | 1779 days ago | 250

Shakespeare in the Park in NYC at @publictheaterny tonight @daniebb3 performance blew my mind. She’s one of the greatest actors of our time. This show is the best Shakespeare I’ve ever seen and one of the best plays period. Thank you to all the performers especially @granthamcoleman who is a revelation. How about this set design by the genius @beowulfboritt and the direction of @iamkennyleon is 💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥#muchadoaboutnothing thank you!!

99,900 Likes | 1779 days ago | 411

We are fun at weddings.

1,118,777 Likes | 1780 days ago | 27,616

5 weeks. Hospital underwear for life!

413,569 Likes | 1782 days ago | 2,160

Today is National Gun Violence Awareness Day and Wear Orange weekend. #WearOrange @Everytown, @MomsDemand, and @studentsdemand thinking of Mayci and Jillian ❤️💪🏾

44,460 Likes | 1782 days ago | 3,403

Women in Missouri are being forced to have a medically unnecessary pelvic exam and also wait for 3 days to get an abortion at the last open clinic in the state. Forcing doctors and patients to go through this is vile. Some women have fetal anomalies and other reasons for getting an abortion. Not that there needs to be a heartbreaking reason like that. Where is the best place to donate to assist women in getting safe abortions despite their economic status? I’ve heard @abortionfunds can link to several

84,594 Likes | 1782 days ago | 740

Tbt to baby me

13,115 Likes | 1784 days ago | 102

NEW YORK: Year after year, an outdated NY law keeps countless survivors from reporting their rapists. NY legislators can change this by passing the #NYSafetyAgenda, but their time is almost up. Contact your reps NOW at the link in bio. @timesupnow

464,734 Likes | 1784 days ago | 5,841

Oh ok so I can’t watch handmaids anymore. #filledwithregret

158,949 Likes | 1784 days ago | 5,235

For your consideration... #GROWING #PUKEWARNING Swipe!

15,741 Likes | 1785 days ago | 158

Please consider #GROWING For stuff! @netflixisajoke

44,564 Likes | 1785 days ago | 213

Available starting tomorrow is @vanessabayer book #howdoyoucareforaverysickbear link in my bio. It is such a beautiful book and everyone should buy it for their children. Especially if they have dealt with illness. Vanessa has leukemia as a teenager and i wish her friends had this book back then! I am so proud of her and this book she has made come to life. Also she is on Colbert tonight along with @iamwandasykes who is promoting her hilarious special on Netflix! #carebayer

443,611 Likes | 1787 days ago | 4,065

This shit is 🍌

75,508 Likes | 1787 days ago | 880

Today was the best birthday ever! I’m not in this picture and I don’t know these people but it was such a nice birthday.

145,132 Likes | 1788 days ago | 2,104

Tomorrow is my birthday. “Amy, no one cares!” Fair. That’s fair. Starting tomorrow you can listen to our podcast #3girls1keith on iTunes “Amy, really though, no one cares!” Totally fair. @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett @keithrobinson438 please ignore @iamcolinquinn in his picture. Thank you for your time.

1,021,075 Likes | 1798 days ago | 26,253

Sending out love to the moms shaming me for doing standup last night! #tinystairs #schumerpumprules pic by @mofischhh

163,810 Likes | 1799 days ago | 4,950

Pic from tonight by @hewasfunny I’m back!

19,714 Likes | 1801 days ago | 311

I am loving @wutangclan #wutangofmicsandmen on @showtime is so good! @methodmanofficial

789,315 Likes | 1802 days ago | 20,953

Guys what are we doing tonight? #schumerpump #ootd @stassischroeder

44,667 Likes | 1805 days ago | 905

Fully neglecting a newborn to read #howardsterncomesagain it’s out now!!! @sternshow

1,253,764 Likes | 1807 days ago | 29,744

Milf alert 1 o’clock

997,057 Likes | 1808 days ago | 15,075

Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper

1,018,999 Likes | 1810 days ago | 10,367

New kid, who dis?

1,411,733 Likes | 1812 days ago | 25,989

Gene Attell Fischer And his dad Chris. 🥰

2,506,731 Likes | 1813 days ago | 71,990

10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born.

570,295 Likes | 1813 days ago | 3,850

Met look this year. Last night on the way to the hospital 👠

410,023 Likes | 1814 days ago | 5,997

Hey! We love @chancetherapper and hate to be the ones to tell him that Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault and rape in the fields. This is true. Please read that sentence again. Message for the people in charge: Instead of spicy nuggets, we want food that is harvested with dignity NOT violence. Please join the @fairfoodprogram and #BoycottWendys link in my bio of how you can help. Also we are having a boy. 🥳

1,088,067 Likes | 1816 days ago | 23,186

Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother fuckers!!!!!! #soblessed #hatemondaysloveweekendstho

154,502 Likes | 1817 days ago | 2,240

Y’all like pretty 🌲 s?

20,757 Likes | 1820 days ago | 218

Season finale of our Spotify podcast with the hilarious @michelleisawolf listen now! #mutekeith

9,240 Likes | 1820 days ago | 60

The reviews are in about our podcast #3girls1keith @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ keith Robinson 🤣

116,586 Likes | 1821 days ago | 411

Happy birthday @jerryseinfeld since the day this car broke down you and @jessseinfeld have made my life infinitely better with all the fun we’ve had. You guys have taught me more than anyone else about enjoying life, comedy and family. I love you. Thank you for your friendship.

87,281 Likes | 1824 days ago | 586

Tbt

40,785 Likes | 1825 days ago | 1,698

I heard about @beautycounter through my good friend Shea. Beautycounter is an empowering beauty and skincare brand led by women. I love Beautycounter’s mission to get safer products into the hands of everyone. Link in bio for full video #betterbeauty #ad

648,578 Likes | 1826 days ago | 10,581

Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump. Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like dicks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder dicks. 👴 👍🏼🤮

9,462 Likes | 1827 days ago | 153

Today is the day! @sarahemcbride is on #3girls1keith listen on @spotify now and follow her she is amazing! And unfollow keith #mutekeith

31,327 Likes | 1827 days ago | 769

The book #expectingbetter by @profemilyoster got me through pregnancy. It is a fact and statistic based look at pregnancy. She is an economist at Brown University. Her follow up book #cribsheet is about children from birth to preschool. I am so grateful for her work.

70,522 Likes | 1828 days ago | 341

Don’t forget to wish @bridgeteverett a happy birthday. She’s the queen.

213,319 Likes | 1830 days ago | 2,084

Happy 4-20 to all the expectant mothers out there. 🥳

14,974 Likes | 1830 days ago | 132

Its up its up @parrisgoebel and @officialroyalfamilydancecrew will give you all the life you need. Link in my bio. Watch all their vids and live your new life.

48,378 Likes | 1832 days ago | 683

Thank you thank you thank you thank you @beyonce thank you thank you thank you

15,674 Likes | 1833 days ago | 173

So excited that we have @jewdygold on our @spotify podcast #3Girls1keith this week. It’s live now! We talk about being Jews!

106,849 Likes | 1835 days ago | 659

Here we go guys. Last one. Amazing working with everyone.

47,841 Likes | 1837 days ago | 481

“Why did you let me wear this to Coachella?!”

115,400 Likes | 1838 days ago | 1,058

Tbt 3am penn station pizza with the girls who are still my best friends to this day Caroline is missing from this pic.

171,208 Likes | 1839 days ago | 5,820

#nationalsiblingday

16,443 Likes | 1841 days ago | 110

The Tapper Family is on #3girls1keith today on @spotify Alice wrote a really special book called “Raise Your Hand!”

117,523 Likes | 1842 days ago | 829

Chris got this of Tati today

53,876 Likes | 1844 days ago | 699

@iamcolinquinn stinks

23,906 Likes | 1846 days ago | 222

I love this new book for sale by the incredible Alice Tapper! Keep raising your hands!

129,867 Likes | 1847 days ago | 2,292

Thanks for posting @autism_journey yesterday was #autismawarenessday in our experience receiving a diagnosis of ASD was in NO WAY BAD NEWS. It was empowering and exciting to have answers and be given tools to move forward. Receiving the diagnosis and the information that came with it was affirming and we are both so grateful. Some people are confused and their instinct was to say “I’m so sorry”. Sorry for what? My husband is my absolute favorite person. Do you hear that @kimcaramele (my sister) I wouldn’t change him. Not one bit. He is creative, funny, brilliant, brave and I admire him more than anyone. I hope our perspective is any way helpful. 🥳👍🏼👊🏼😻

7,430 Likes | 1848 days ago | 48

Today @iamcolinquinn is on #3girls1keith on our @spotify podcast which you can hear for free.

55,318 Likes | 1848 days ago | 475

Um @kimcaramele are you like pissed at me about something or whatever?

493,761 Likes | 1849 days ago | 4,589

Met this little honey baby today. Chris and I got some practice in. Thanks Pete and Jess. We love you!!baby Syd!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

41,142 Likes | 1850 days ago | 286

Happy #transgenderdayofvisibility I see you. I love you. I am lucky to have some friends who are trans and they are human being who deserve every single right everyone else has. Let’s keep fighting and loving 🥰

992,647 Likes | 1850 days ago | 20,184

Feeling strong and beautiful today #didntpuke

82,986 Likes | 1851 days ago | 573

Heading into this weekend like

363,261 Likes | 1853 days ago | 14,739

#itssoeasy vid by @kimcaramele

78,853 Likes | 1854 days ago | 1,049

In New Orleans at my fav restaurant @pascalsmanale they have headshots all over the walls, most of them from decades ago. My husband, to fuck with me, snuck a picture he took of me the one time we ever went golfing. I am 6 months pregnant and we purposely dressed like the worst assholes possible. I signed it (to be a good sport) they hung it in arguably the most visible spot in the restaurant.

14,479 Likes | 1854 days ago | 102

Our guest on #3girls1keith this week is @profemilyoster it’s a good one! @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ @spotify

65,304 Likes | 1855 days ago | 468

Chris took this of me yesterday when we went for a walk. Thanks for the sweatshirt @cturlington @everymomcounts and Fran and kev for my Tati shoes #ootd

39,927 Likes | 1856 days ago | 235

Happy birthday @gloriasteinem I love you.

56,501 Likes | 1857 days ago | 1,177

I highly recommend @usmovie directed by @jordanpeele you will scream!!

141,117 Likes | 1859 days ago | 3,436

Honey babies this was a fake bump over my real bump but everyone thought it was real! Did you see my @netflixisajoke special #GROWING Fav part?

485,036 Likes | 1860 days ago | 6,882

Thanks for having me on @latenightseth and I’m so thrilled that so many publications had women write reviews for my special! 👊🏼💪🏾Chris and I are overwhelmed but the love and support from this special. I’m so grateful and proud as hell. Thank you for posting about it! I’m reading them all! Thanks for my makeup @andrea_tiller and my hair @cailenoble and my dress @chloehartstein and the costume dept for my fake bump!

111,860 Likes | 1860 days ago | 1,008

I’m on @latenightseth east coast it already started!

86,058 Likes | 1860 days ago | 2,773

Thank you so much for all the love for the special!! I am so proud and your posts are making me feel so good! I’m in @sethmeyers tonight! #GROWING @netflixisajoke

89,940 Likes | 1862 days ago | 2,776

My special is up on @netflix now! here’s behind the scene bid @marcusrussellprice took of me right before I went on #frontwedgie #GROWING @netflixisajoke

83,323 Likes | 1862 days ago | 3,100

My special #GROWING goes up midnight pst @netflixisajoke

78,919 Likes | 1863 days ago | 2,310

My special #GROWING is available starting at midnight tonight! Thanks to the editors @kellylyonedit and @cplatas - assistant editor. @florianballhaus the DP @ryanecunningham for all post work. @rayangry for the incredible music @berniekaminski for line producing. @marcusraboydirector for watching my back while I was on stage. @tomlappinn for his camera work @kimmykuppkakes for hair @andrea_tiller for makeup @hatchgal for my dress. All the local Chicago crew from the camera ops to the PAs. Stage manager. @513designstudio for the set!Lighting design by Robert Peterson. Prompter. Everything ran so smooth! Catering to ushers. To the great audience and the people of Chicago. I am very proud of my work on this as the director and that my production company produced this. It was hard work and i was sick and pregnant. Thanks for believing i could do it @netflixisajoke Especially Robbie Lisa and Grig and Ted! Thanks @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for getting the crowd right. Thanks berk! Thanks to @mugsykane and @kimcaramele and @mofischhh for helping me every step of the way and telling me if my jokes sucked and slowly manipulating me into doing it at a gorgeous theater instead of a little club. @chicagotheatre is astounding. But more than anyone and im assuming no one is reading this anymore. But thank you to my husband, Chris who has kept me going during this pregnancy. His willingness and desire to be open with the world about himself and our marriage is courageous and beautiful. He makes me laugh more than anyone and he laughs at me more than anyone. I am more than grateful to have found such an amazing partner and best friend. I’m shocked. I didn’t think this love was out there for me. But it was and it is and I can’t wait to spend my life with you and our growing family. This special is dedicated to my friend @clubsodakenny son Doug and to our new baby who will be joining us very very soon.

611,689 Likes | 1864 days ago | 16,292

#GROWING MY @netflix Special comes out Tuesday I CANT WAIT TO READ WHAT ALL THE WHITE MALE CRITICS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY PREGNANCY SPECIAL! Photos by @heathersten and @jolieruben thanks @nytimes

191,204 Likes | 1865 days ago | 1,463

@hasanminhaj thank you for these words.

27,226 Likes | 1866 days ago | 230

@shrillhulu is live and it’s so funny and life changing. Laugh out loud and eye opening! @aidybryant thank you for making it!

32,134 Likes | 1867 days ago | 585

My grandpa, “Poppie” We were crazy about each other. He fought in WWII and was the Leader of the Marine Corps dance band! That’s how he met my grandma who we called Gaga, she was an airplane mechanic in the marines and sang in the band! #tbt

49,657 Likes | 1867 days ago | 235

Goodbye to New Orleans and to my favorite person I met while I was here. Proud to be a superhero sidekick @childrenshospitalnola

8,255 Likes | 1867 days ago | 61

Very grateful to every one of you. @momsdemand @everytown so much love to these Nola chapters for their continued success with fighting to keep their communities safe. Thank you for sharing your pain and progress with me. I am proud to stand with you for life.

260,488 Likes | 1868 days ago | 3,440

On a chilly Nola morning it’s best to chase ducks with nothing weighing you down except a baby. Photo by @heathersten for the @nytimes on a rainy night it’s also a good idea. Thank you @zinomanjason for your profile on me. Brutally honest. My favorite kind of honesty. See you in another 10 when you write about me again. Article on nytimes.com

117,552 Likes | 1868 days ago | 4,723

One week from today March 19, my @netflix special #GROWING comes out! I hope you like this promo if you don’t sorry!!!! @netflixisajoke

7,928 Likes | 1869 days ago | 82

Our @spotify podcast #3girls1keith is back today and our first guest is @jahnglayzer you can listen for free!!

83,025 Likes | 1870 days ago | 907

NOLA i ❤️ you. @mugsykane @sarahemcbride Chris and I ate at @pascalsmanale last night. Always great food great vibe. The best bartenders and servers. Thanks for always welcoming us. Same goes for the restaurant @eatwithsaba down here. I’ve been laying low but when I feel well enough to go out these places are a treat. We’ve been living down here for a bit and I love the people so much. To every nurse and doctor and especially Erin at @romneystudios and her girls for making me strong and getting me ready to deliver. Even though I puked in the middle of class several times you always got me back up. The cashiers at Whole Foods and district for always being friendly and kind and for the comedians down here letting me pop in to your great shows and open mics. The members of @momsdemand and @everytown I’m grateful to you all. I still think of Mayci and Jillian everyday especially being down here I carry them with me. Love to the @pelicansnba especially my fav player @jrue_holiday11 And their amazing dancers! I love this city. I love the people. Thank you Monika and Jodi @choosemobility for all your help and hard work. We are leaving soon but I will never forget all the love here and we will be back. Who dat!!!!

32,092 Likes | 1872 days ago | 301

Holy smokes @brielarson @captainmarvelofficial is out! Let’s see what my sis can do!!!!

265,374 Likes | 1873 days ago | 2,029

#happyinternationalwomensday ALL DAY!

119,237 Likes | 1873 days ago | 2,215

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! New clip from my @netflix special coming out March 19th #GROWING #internationalwomensday @netflixisajoke

37,222 Likes | 1873 days ago | 621

I’ve had a tough couple days physically but these guys are cool to hang out with #pukecity

46,039 Likes | 1874 days ago | 671

I suggest everyone watch this doc on Netflix it won an Oscar @periodendofsentence it’s 25 minutes and I just watched it and it’s so great!! Thepadproject.org

8,949 Likes | 1875 days ago | 140

Guess what? We’re back!!! Season 3 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith available exclusively on @spotify March 12th. @bridgeteverett @rachelfeinstein_ and I forget who else

8,590 Likes | 1876 days ago | 71

Tomorrow @amberrosetamblyn book #eraofignition comes out and it is essential reading! 😍😍😍😍

300,297 Likes | 1878 days ago | 10,143

21,627 Likes | 1879 days ago | 184

Snuck out of bed to see Mardi Gras for a minute. This city ❤️These people ❤️Molly’s wig 🙃photo by flapjack

23,188 Likes | 1879 days ago | 332

As some of you know I don’t care for Jennifer Lawrence and I never have, but this is a really important message. Link in bio for the full video

22,706 Likes | 1879 days ago | 184

My mom got her this and she insists on wearing it #nevernude #tati

94,606 Likes | 1880 days ago | 2,407

March 19th who will you watch with? @netflixisajoke #GROWING

106,894 Likes | 1882 days ago | 3,969

My special GROWING comes out March 19 @netflixisajoke

144,063 Likes | 1882 days ago | 5,201

My new special GROWING comes out March 19 on @netflixisajoke

43,646 Likes | 1884 days ago | 603

Yesterday @mofischhh Chris and I fed giraffes and I kind of couldn’t handle it. #audobonzoo

303,758 Likes | 1884 days ago | 5,062

You don’t have to help but get out of our way.

314,614 Likes | 1886 days ago | 9,449

😢🤮🎤❤️

24,006 Likes | 1887 days ago | 895

People I fucking trust told me I would love this show. And guess what? It’s the fucking best @pen15show

40,374 Likes | 1888 days ago | 300

Tbt wearing a pregnancy belly for @nbcsnl Come see my real bump next weekend in Phoenix, Houston, Dallas and Austin! Tix link in bio at amyschumer.com

59,812 Likes | 1888 days ago | 465

We’ll never meet the ground 🎤 #becausewearebillboards

43,090 Likes | 1889 days ago | 303

Chris took this pic

146,492 Likes | 1890 days ago | 4,431

Sometime you have to do it twice in one day with different groups #nola

147,359 Likes | 1890 days ago | 4,634

Sometimes in New Orleans you have to join practice

16,043 Likes | 1891 days ago | 157

@chelsanity hosted the wgas and it was hilarious. Her monologue in my bio

45,247 Likes | 1891 days ago | 539

Sunday snugglin

9,492 Likes | 1894 days ago | 137

Great time at the @pelicansnba game seeing them win! Also amazing to see @russwest44 play. The high was @610stompers and @pelicansdance ❤️❤️❤️

132,502 Likes | 1894 days ago | 2,820

Missing you on v day 👋

57,216 Likes | 1895 days ago | 308

My main valentines

7,871 Likes | 1895 days ago | 38

Tonight episode of @fullfrontalsamb was @ashnb1 last show and it was amazing. I recommend this show soooo much! #anniversarysex

105,097 Likes | 1896 days ago | 611

These clowns have been married one year today and are very happy about that. 😍

16,278 Likes | 1896 days ago | 113

I really appreciated this week’s ep of @crashinghbo @reallyjamielee and @dovdavidoff 👍🏼 I’m grateful to the people talking about consent and being open to uncomfortable, imperfect conversations to help us all move forward. I appreciated @azizansari thoughtful words on stage this week about what he’s learned as well. We can do this and make it better and safer for everyone❤️

102,778 Likes | 1896 days ago | 2,899

Ahhhhhh I'm having a SPECIAL! March 19th @netflixisajoke #GROWING #TEACHYOURKIDSNOTTODJ 🍩

9,497 Likes | 1897 days ago | 244

I made this myself! Noon tomorrow! Announcement!

51,355 Likes | 1897 days ago | 547

Thanks for including @trainwreckmovie @entertainmentweekly !

28,530 Likes | 1898 days ago | 599

I am NOT having these. #justone

66,970 Likes | 1899 days ago | 1,057

Special announcement coming Tuesday! (It is unrelated to the Olson twins)

163,463 Likes | 1900 days ago | 1,793

Thank you to the designers for letting me sit front row like this. #nyfw #happybirthdayoliver

43,715 Likes | 1901 days ago | 347

I have an announcement coming Tuesday I’m excited to share. For now more pics with my favorite funny people and moments in comedy.

37,501 Likes | 1901 days ago | 189

Tbf to some of my fav moments from years ago with hilarious people

124,816 Likes | 1901 days ago | 568

Happy birthday to this picture I think is cute of me. And to @chrisrock who I love.

48,919 Likes | 1902 days ago | 781

Tickets are on sale now for my next run of stand-up shows! 2/28 in Phoenix at the Comerica Theatre, 3/1 in Houston at Revention, 3/2 in Dallas at Winspear Opera House, 3/3 in Austin at the Long Centre. Details at amyschumer.com/tour - link in bio!

21,779 Likes | 1902 days ago | 164

Wishing a major happy birthday to @poppy_louise and happy anniversary to her and her mother @bridgeteverett from me and Tati who will not ever leave her the f alone!

140,873 Likes | 1904 days ago | 830

If you get engaged, Tati and I will be there

17,046 Likes | 1905 days ago | 222

4,992 Likes | 1905 days ago | 86

I loved this doc on @hbo #breslinandhamilldeadlineartists thanks for the recommend @mugsykane

21,107 Likes | 1906 days ago | 195

Great weekend on the road with @thegreatboy @rosebudbaker @miacomedy and @coleescola thanks to Toronto Philly and Baltimore audiences!!! Sorry about my outfits in each city.

19,069 Likes | 1906 days ago | 173

Tatiana Zissou

27,854 Likes | 1906 days ago | 628

Also unfollow @fuckjerry they steal Jokes and they don’t seem very nice to me. Like just in general a little too pleased with themselves. Ya feel me?

64,328 Likes | 1907 days ago | 797

Passed my glucose test! 😅 back on the road. Philly tonight and Baltimore tomorrow! Texas and Arizona dates on amyschumer.com dress from @hatchgal

17,728 Likes | 1908 days ago | 226

Thanks for being such a great crowd tonight Toronto! It was a special show with @coleescola @rosebudbaker and @deanne_smith

121,796 Likes | 1909 days ago | 1,422

Tbt lil me #happybirthdayoliver

150,787 Likes | 1910 days ago | 6,709

Fingers crossed sisters 🧚🏼‍♀️

80,737 Likes | 1911 days ago | 435

Happy birthday @oprah you are the Only person in my life I care about. Do you understand this @kimcaramele @mofischhh Chris, our baby and so on and so forth?

41,676 Likes | 1911 days ago | 448

Going back on the road this week and next month! TORONTO, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, PHOENIX, HOUSTON, DALLAS, AUSTIN. Tickets at amyschumer.com/tour pic by @maryellenmatthewsnyc

545,871 Likes | 1912 days ago | 28,453

My sister in law. And I can’t stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can’t thank her enough. So I won’t thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you. #haunting #butthole

44,942 Likes | 1913 days ago | 364

William Esper was a lot of people’s teacher and guide to being a trained actor. But more than that. He made a lot of us who we are, including myself. I loved him. He loved me and that is a gift beyond anything I can describe. He kept it real. Real real. I came in at age 23 complaining that a producer had told me to lose weight. I thought he would be outraged as i was. Instead he said “so lose some weight” we both laughed. I studied with him for 6 hours a week for 2 years and the following year in his master class. I am so grateful for every second I got to be in his presence. He was honest and generous with his attention. He made us feel safe and seen and there is no teacher I have learned more from. My heart breaks for his family. But I believe they know he will live on in his thousands of students. Alive in each moment of our performances. Sam Rockwell, Jeff Goldblum, Timothy Olyphant, Harold Parrineau, Kathy Bates, Larry David, Tracee Ellis Ross, David Morse and on and on. This picture is from this past sept. I got to see him one last time and tell him how much i loved him and how grateful i am. Thank you Bill. We love you. @esperstudio

138,426 Likes | 1914 days ago | 474

Happy birthday @theellenshow love your baby 🍼

23,073 Likes | 1914 days ago | 245

Crying laughing watching the new season of @broadcity directed and edited by @nickpaley 😂😂😂

39,108 Likes | 1914 days ago | 440

We added shows in PHOENIX, HOUSTON, AUSTIN and DALLAS! Tickets on sale now - link in bio

77,409 Likes | 1915 days ago | 1,118

Tbt a year ago when I didn’t have to hold both sides of the wall to brace for pooping #zophran

225,567 Likes | 1915 days ago | 2,707

Toronto! Excited to get back on the road next week with @rosebudbaker and @thegreatboy . Jan 31 at the Sony Center. Tickets at amyschumer.com

106,127 Likes | 1917 days ago | 1,075

Opening night of @iamcolinquinn show #redstatebluestate we couldn’t have laughed harder and I couldn’t have worn a worse bra.

176,092 Likes | 1918 days ago | 3,913

My baby shower was LIT! Thanks girls!

72,401 Likes | 1918 days ago | 309

🙏🏾

63,201 Likes | 1919 days ago | 767

Coupla 🐳 s #3rdtri #cantseemyvag

26,430 Likes | 1919 days ago | 459

Alarms to see the eclipse and the red wedding blood dire wolf moon! EST

66,878 Likes | 1920 days ago | 748

All day

21,770 Likes | 1920 days ago | 962

I loved this book! If you’re pregnant. @profemilyoster breaks it down!!!! Thank you @laurabenanti for recommending it from Vanessa Nadal for telling her about it. Thanks to all the women giving me recommendations for the baby especially @jessicaalba for her kind @honest gift basket!

212,068 Likes | 1920 days ago | 1,018

Sending strength to all of the women marching today!! We won’t stop cause we can’t stop! Even my baby knows it

6,628 Likes | 1920 days ago | 117

Barbara has the most awkward entrance into a room I’ve ever seen. Please enjoy. We watched it many times #sharktank #taptap

8,459 Likes | 1922 days ago | 104

On @netflix @judahworldchamp special makes me laugh so hard every time

13,532 Likes | 1922 days ago | 113

Big news! Today @TIMESUPNOW joined @NYGovCuomo in announcing the #TIMESUP New York Safety Agenda. We thank Gov. Cuomo for his leadership and urge the NY State Legislature to pass this agenda as soon as possible.

37,072 Likes | 1923 days ago | 452

‪I’m feeling a little better and wanted to make up these dates that aren’t too far from home. Can’t wait to see you guys! Shows coming up in Toronto 1/31, Philly 2/1, Baltimore 2/2. Get your tickets now! https://www.amyschumer.com/tour‬

23,580 Likes | 1924 days ago | 1,837

No 🐓 🦶

8,565 Likes | 1924 days ago | 59

Don’t miss @janellejamescomedy on @sethmeyers show tonight! She is one of my favorite comics.

212,211 Likes | 1925 days ago | 1,776

We are not afraid to look our best and strut

58,177 Likes | 1925 days ago | 324

RIP William

280,556 Likes | 1926 days ago | 5,617

2009/2019 challenge

253,704 Likes | 1926 days ago | 3,275

Critics choice throwback I won best actress in a comedy for trainwreck and it felt really good. It would be fun to write that character going through what I’m going through now.

59,889 Likes | 1928 days ago | 383

Rising comedians

4,678 Likes | 1928 days ago | 58

Wow check out @liaices new album #ices I can’t stop listening! Go to Liaices.com

9,111 Likes | 1929 days ago | 218

I’m really loving the sets on @netflix #comediansoftheworld in the US section everyone needs to watch @nealbrennan set and watch it now! I laughed out loud as did my man the whole time. The baby may have laughed but I couldn’t hear! Also @realnickswardson also @deanne_smith

211,711 Likes | 1929 days ago | 5,350

I finally went to see @lecloudclothing in store @saksoff5th the staff was incredibly kind. Also Keith Robinson forgot his glasses at my apt after taping our latest #3girls1keith podcast so I’m taking pics of them all over town

161,885 Likes | 1929 days ago | 1,072

Last week we took a last minute trip to @mo_canouan and even tho I vomited the whole way there and back we had a really nice time. Thank you for having us. And no the trip wasn’t free or anything. We loved Canouan island and it’s beautiful people!

12,917 Likes | 1930 days ago | 131

TBT

13,473 Likes | 1930 days ago | 87

NYC @iamcolinquinn has a show running now. If you’re in town you should see it! Colinquinnshow.com for tickets. Also @chethinks is doing something pretty fucking cool this Friday and I hope I get to go.

53,893 Likes | 1933 days ago | 706

Let’s keep going! @timesupnow #timesup

304,324 Likes | 1935 days ago | 1,440

This is a couple who loves each other but does not understand how to pose but does understand that when away from Tatiana I will represent her on my hat and my shoes #reppingTati

355,387 Likes | 1936 days ago | 6,161

I puke anything I eat up until 4pm. But then I’m like...#baywatch #eyecandy #DandG

61,386 Likes | 1936 days ago | 300

@leesaevansstyle and i were lucky enough to be on @savannahguthrie show 6 minute marathon! Check it out. Link in bio

77,111 Likes | 1937 days ago | 631

Happy birthday Chris. I love the man you’re turning into ❤️

286,516 Likes | 1939 days ago | 2,066

Happy new year to the women in my life and yours. What would we be without our friends? Nothin. Here is my sister tying my dumb shoe. Women, we are amazing and our love for each other is so deep. Let’s continue to link arms this year and move forward. All of us. ❤️

37,024 Likes | 1939 days ago | 939

My New Years date for the last 20 years. The Twilight Zone marathon on @syfyfr 🧛🏻‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️💪🏾❤️ Rod Sterling said “The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout, There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy.”

178,280 Likes | 1940 days ago | 891

Laughing into 2019 like. Photo cred is my main squeeze

30,109 Likes | 1940 days ago | 389

The series @noactivitycbs is the funniest thing I’ve see on tv in a long time. And I didn’t even know they had @michaelawat and @bridgeteverett guest star. Will Ferrell. @tasteofadrian @amysedaris Tim meadows @patrickbrammall Jesse plemons and on and on. On @itunes and cbs all access and yes I know it’s based on the Aussie show!

448,069 Likes | 1941 days ago | 12,195

I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send to your sister. So you do and she asks you to please not do that and for all that I am grateful. Happy Sunday guys. I hope you take a really good poop today!

16,763 Likes | 1941 days ago | 118

Legend @daveattell about to go on at @carolinesonbway catch him and @therealjeffreyross on @bumpingmics on @netflix

20,358 Likes | 1944 days ago | 1,048

I just found out about this show and I love it! It’s on iTunes and @cbsallaccess tim meadows @amysedaris @patrickbrammall manzoukis will Ferrell Sunita Mati Jesse plemons. It’s so funny!! What are you guys watching. Please recommend!!

137,548 Likes | 1945 days ago | 4,647

And so this is Christmas 🎄

45,764 Likes | 1947 days ago | 277

My husband and my boyfriend

9,152 Likes | 1948 days ago | 170

Last show today Boston. Thanks for having me. Thanks for this fun video @marcusrussellprice thank you to all the great crowds on this tour and to @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for crushing every night. To @clubsodakenny for keeping me safe to Julia Gosin for being the best road manager ever. To @kimmykuppkakes for making me look like a person and to me for getting myself up there whenever possible. I will make up any missed dates when I’m feeling better. I am still throwing up everyday and feeling real bad but I did every single show I could. Love me, kimmy, Vinny, molly, Kev, Chris, Tati and our baby. 🙏🏾💪🏾❤️😘👋

36,517 Likes | 1948 days ago | 370

This one is my favorite. Jen on my right is a nurse and has 3 kids and @marinayfranklin on my left is a hilarious comic. @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th people complaining about price I totally feel you. I stressed over and over that I wanted it to be as inexpensive as possible. And that I wanted the sizes to go up to at least 28 this first round. I grew up age 9 on with no money and I feel you. I promise next round we will do much better. Please forgive me. Onward and upward.

147,072 Likes | 1948 days ago | 3,126

Yaaaazzzzzzzz!

10,251 Likes | 1948 days ago | 282

@jessicayellin the violence against women act VAWA IS ALSO SHUT DOWN.

68,262 Likes | 1948 days ago | 9,521

Anytime I’m on the toilet she looks at me like this. Does everyone have lots of nicknames for their dogs? I call her Tati, tats, Tatiana maslany, Tati girl, honey girl, little girl, lil honey baby, queenie, Merwen. What do you call yours?

34,013 Likes | 1949 days ago | 259

Thanks Boston! 2 more and then 🛶

39,594 Likes | 1949 days ago | 166

Happy birthday @mofischhh your head size hasn’t changed a bit. I love you sis

23,451 Likes | 1950 days ago | 233

Thank you Chicago for 2 of the best nights of my life and everyone who made them possible.

69,853 Likes | 1952 days ago | 1,836

⛄️

64,459 Likes | 1952 days ago | 558

Tonight I film my 4th one hour special. I am proud. But not as proud as I am of this photo of myself at Temple when I was 5. 🎤😇

23,756 Likes | 1952 days ago | 224

FaceTime with my lil honey baby

63,902 Likes | 1952 days ago | 656

This special will knock your socks off. Thank you for making it @theellenshow #relatable

13,854 Likes | 1953 days ago | 550

Spread the word #logoffacebook #logoffinstagram tomorrow @naacp

10,409 Likes | 1953 days ago | 467

In solidarity with the @naacp I will not be on Instagram tomorrow or Facebook for a week. Please join me. Link in bio for why. #logoutfacebook #logoutinstagram let’s go.

77,565 Likes | 1954 days ago | 958

#clemencyforcyntoia @governorbillhaslam

44,748 Likes | 1954 days ago | 315

Is this thing on? Tati’s big trip to DC

213,729 Likes | 1954 days ago | 1,186

My year in 9 images 2018 holy shit

44,618 Likes | 1955 days ago | 292

Thanks for a great time tonight DC photo by @marcusrussellprice dress by @lecloudclothing

34,134 Likes | 1956 days ago | 577

I WILL BE PERFORMING IN DC, CHICAGO AND BOSTON THIS WEEK AND THEN I WILL BE HIDING UNDER THIS TARP UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH. MUCH LOVE!

19,420 Likes | 1956 days ago | 266

Touch that effing bump!

411,148 Likes | 1956 days ago | 12,006

Am I glowing? #hyperemesisgravidarum

14,197 Likes | 1956 days ago | 116

Oh snap!!! If you can get there @leesaevansstyle will hook you up. Do not miss this! I will try and stop by if I’m not puking!

15,906 Likes | 1957 days ago | 179

My mom is pretty cute and went into @saksoff5th today and took pics with all the sales manager in the @lecloudclothing section!

18,149 Likes | 1957 days ago | 117

There is no one who is changed my life more than @jessseinfeld who is our guest on #3girls1keith streaming now on @spotify we talk about money and her incredible foundation @goodplusfdn please listen and find out if she will pound it or pass on her beloved cat/soulmate Javier

97,817 Likes | 1957 days ago | 640

Ummmm

11,008 Likes | 1957 days ago | 85

A night to remember @lecloudclothing thank you friends!!!

23,446 Likes | 1958 days ago | 168

Thanks for all the love at the launch event for @lecloudclothing on sale at @saksoff5th and on their website starting today at 10am est! 😍 @emrata @zackarydrucker @jessseinfeld @sappy17 @tremendy @jackjack0216 @angeherrel @janellejamescomedy @miacomedy @rachelfeinstein_ @marinayfranklin @mugsykane @franthebean @cindi_leive @yamaneika @therealaliwentworth @justintheroux @armiehammer @mofischhh @piperperabo @bridgeteverett @murray_hill @georgialouisesk @wwd @dailyfrontrow @elleusa @romyoltuski @amandangocnguyen @lisajlockwood and really everyone except for @keithrobinson438 who showed up uninvited!!!!

20,612 Likes | 1958 days ago | 173

Live to shop 10am eastern!!!!! @lecloudclothing @saksoff5th

8,505 Likes | 1958 days ago | 97

Tomorrow!!! @lecloudclothing

215,674 Likes | 1959 days ago | 3,692

Does this baby make me look fat? With my sister lil Kimby wearing head to toe @lecloudclothing 🐣

16,430 Likes | 1960 days ago | 86

2 days until @lecloudclothing outtake from the shoot with @jakerosenberg @bridgeteverett jen Angelica @marinayfranklin selling at saks off 5th which is the discounted @saks and on the web! Part of proceeds go to @stylefund

225,889 Likes | 1960 days ago | 2,755

Loved my outfit during my set tonight!

34,030 Likes | 1961 days ago | 263

3 days to @lecloudclothing much love to our photographer @jakerosenberg

36,289 Likes | 1962 days ago | 262

4 days until @lecloudclothing is available on @saksoff5th and online!!! Hi @marinayfranklin

29,304 Likes | 1963 days ago | 3,627

Deep in my second trimester and all i can say is nope! Yesterday i did a show 90 minutes later #soblessed #godsmiracle #lepainbathroom 🦄

16,438 Likes | 1963 days ago | 153

Me and @yamaneika are assholes at heart. Photo by @janellejamescomedy #janellejamescomedyfestival

23,977 Likes | 1965 days ago | 296

Tbt me and my sis early stage twerking

25,983 Likes | 1965 days ago | 747

Nope

44,424 Likes | 1965 days ago | 354

Shoot day! @lecloudclothing dec 13 at @saksoff5th and online!

42,992 Likes | 1966 days ago | 374

Big news. Very special guest on our podcast on @spotify #3girls1keith MY DAD IS OUR GUEST THIS WEEK. ITS LIVE NOW!!!!

3,848 Likes | 1967 days ago | 54

BROOKLYN ARE YOU READY FOR MY FRIEND @janellejamescomedy FESTIVAL. IT STARTS TOMORROW! Get tix so you can laugh and feel good!

27,175 Likes | 1967 days ago | 166

Thank you @leesaevansstyle letting me collaborate in a real way and for changing my life. @lecloudclothing will be available exclusively at @saksoff5th (which is the discount saks!) and online DEC 13th! I wake up looking like Aileen Wuornos every morning and @andrea_tiller and @kimmykuppkakes @voelhairextensions make me look like this. Equally gorgeous!! Thank you @instylemagazine

40,942 Likes | 1967 days ago | 411

“Women have been made to feel so bad about themselves, it feels great to take the reins and be like, ‘None of that,’” @AmySchumer tells @RomyOltuski of the new size-inclusive clothing line, @LeCloudClothing, that she created with stylist @LeesaEvansStyle. The clothing, which goes up to size 20, ranges from $38 to $248. “You can walk in a room and not worry about your clothes anymore: ‘Is this showing? Is this pulling?’” she says. For this shoot for our January issue, she called up some of her closest friends to model it with her, including Leesa, comedy singer @BridgetEverett, and comedian @MarinayFranklin. More on her new feel-good fashion line at the link in bio. | Photographed by @marcelokrasilcic, styled by @leesaevansstyle

46,205 Likes | 1967 days ago | 398

It’s @lecloudclothing !!! Here are some shots of our clothing!! The models used are my friends @bridgeteverett @marinayfranklin @leesaevansstyle I kept trying to find the sweatpants alternative that had both comfort and style and that was appropriate to go to meetings, out with friends, to a movie, all over,” says Evans. She came through, designing some original pieces for the actress to wear on her I Feel Pretty press tour. Then they realized these were clothes their friends wanted to wear too. With that in mind, Schumer and Evans made sure that Le Cloud was accessible to all. The line, which goes up to a size 20, for now, the next release will be up to a size 40 ranges from $38 to $248 for versatile tops, pencil skirts, dresses, and pants, all in solid shades of camel, navy, hunter green, and black. Formfitting fabrics like scuba and crêpe deliver on softness but hold their shape. Thanks @instylemagazine @romyoltuski for writing an honest piece.

172,316 Likes | 1967 days ago | 7,977

Thank you @instylemagazine for helping me with an important PSA @lecloudclothing

16,591 Likes | 1968 days ago | 149

Season finale of #camping tonight on @hbo watch these 3 angels @bridgeteverett @juliettelewis @jennifer.garner

16,447 Likes | 1970 days ago | 459

First full shipment of @lecloudclothing available in less than 2 weeks. Affordable. Comfy. Flattering as hell shit you will have forever! I’m getting better and this helped. Will go up to a size 40 at the next release. Best @saksoff5th could do this round was size 20. One thing I love about our brand is that a size large is really a large. Not like some other brands you put on and you’re like “fuck you, this is supposed to be a large” the material feels soft and expensive but it’s affordable. Because you will wear them forever. That’s the problem. Once you have these items you won’t need to buy them again. Probably a flawed business model. We are donating 30 percent of all proceeds to our charity @stylefund which helps alll women but has a focus on women re-entering the work force after the military or incarceration get dressed for success. @leesaevansstyle taught me how to dress to feel good in my own skin and I wanted to give that to every woman. I hope you love it. I do!

57,555 Likes | 1971 days ago | 748

A million thank you s for posting all your little honies. 😍😍😍😍😍warming my heart when I’m feeling the worst. 😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇🤝🤝🤝🤝👶👶👶

20,580 Likes | 1971 days ago | 229

Truly seeing everyone children and pets made me so happy. Thank you forever. I was feeling better until I saw these assholes. #sisters

61,979 Likes | 1971 days ago | 1,546

The last few days have been tough. I’m grateful as hell and know it’s temporary but tough just the same. Please if you don’t mind. Post pics of your kids and tag me #amyschumer My friends sending me pics and vids of their kids is making me feel so much better. Much love 🤮accepting dog photos too

30,816 Likes | 1972 days ago | 1,000

Very embarrassed it took me this long but @catastrophe_tv is so great. Thanks @robdelaney and @sharonhorgan for being so great! @ashleyjensen 💰💰💰

80,309 Likes | 1972 days ago | 2,245

Los Angeles, Philly and Baltimore have been postponed. I wish I could be there and I’m going to come as soon as possible. I will post here and you will be informed by the venue about new dates as soon as we are ready to confirm them. Please contact the venue with any questions about refunds. I’m sick as hell and intend to rest until I’m really better.

19,103 Likes | 1972 days ago | 126

Our friend @iamwandasykes is on #3girls1keith this week on our @spotify podcast!

73,641 Likes | 1973 days ago | 4,620

Turn sound off if you have a weak stomach. This was my ride to my show at @tarrytownmusichall tonight and a picture from the end of my set. I love doing stand-up more than anything and I hate cancelling shows. I have to postpone some until I feel human again. But i will make up these dates and we will have a great time. I’m so proud of my stand up right now and can’t wait to share it. Thanks to the amazing crowd tonight for being so warm and such great laughers and for being cool with my sweatpants and slippers on stage. Shots by @marcusrussellprice we are shooting a doc of me these past few months leading up to a special Im filming and you will see that I’m strugglin right now. But I’m so grateful and excited to be a mom. I’m grateful I have access to healthcare, as we all should have. But I guess what I’m really saying is Fuck Hyde-Smith and anyone who voted for her. My feelings on her are best expressed by the above video. And I don’t usually agree with speaking ill of crackheads, but she has a crackhead looking mouth. Tiny racist teeth confederate ass campaign with her crack mouth said she would attend a public hanging. #crackmouth #tinyracistteeth #hyperemesisgravidarum

19,061 Likes | 1973 days ago | 433

@lecloudclothing is at saks OFFFFFFFFF 5th. Not saks 5th. Saks off 5th is a discount store. This line is for all women. We made it as inexpensive as humanly possible without sacrificing the feel and look of it. Quality control! 38 bucks up to our most expensive item is 238 bucks but it’s a fucking cashmere coat so ya know. Most things are under 100 and they are forever pieces. But we will be using the skin of children to make the material for our ponchos. Cool?

39,478 Likes | 1974 days ago | 860

🔥🔥🔥

14,698 Likes | 1974 days ago | 230

Ahhhhh!! Yes! Please read our interview in @wwd link in my bio! And follow our line @lecloudclothing lecloudclothing

14,855 Likes | 1974 days ago | 228

I loved every second of the @janefonda interview on #normmacdonaldhasashow on @netflix and of course #judgejudy never ever dissapoints! ❤️❤️❤️

15,061 Likes | 1974 days ago | 250

Incredible article by the flawless @zackarydrucker See link in my story for the full article!

49,492 Likes | 1975 days ago | 1,252

Check amyschumer.com for upcoming tour dates CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES, PHILLY, BALTIMORE, BOSTON. will post about makeup tour dates as soon as I have them! Im feeling better!!

141,807 Likes | 1975 days ago | 3,631

It is legal to seek asylum in the US. These people are fleeing from homes where they were in danger and the law says they can stay in the US while their claim is processed. Anyone who says “they should have come legally” THEY DID. THEY ARE! Follow @paolamendoza

12,629 Likes | 1975 days ago | 394

OWEN!!!!! @owstrock

193,136 Likes | 1975 days ago | 8,691

No. This will not fucking stand. How do you sleep at night after gassing children. It’s legal to seek asylum you fucking monsters. Happening at the border. Follow @paolamendoza @jessicayellin and @shaunking for true coverage

60,430 Likes | 1975 days ago | 303

Expecting at the @comedycellarusa

18,819 Likes | 1976 days ago | 71

I laughed till I cried the whole show. Thank you @coleescola you are a genius.

58,161 Likes | 1976 days ago | 420

These nerds

9,455 Likes | 1976 days ago | 80

Just a little. You got it

53,407 Likes | 1976 days ago | 1,479

Now that I fully understand what it means to be a mother more than anyone else I am releasing a new line of children’s products called #reallyreallyhonest it has nothing harmful in it. It has nothing at all in it. Proceeds from these very safe products go directly to me getting something cool for just me. #reallyreallyhonest no I’m not burning @jessicaalba honest brand. I will use all of her stuff but I am her newest competition. Jessica, your stuff is just honest mine is really really honest.

29,653 Likes | 1976 days ago | 339

Does anyone else see it?

11,707 Likes | 1977 days ago | 138

Rest In Peace Doug

110,455 Likes | 1978 days ago | 483

☠️

42,585 Likes | 1978 days ago | 179

🦃

39,995 Likes | 1979 days ago | 480

Food ready yet?

29,169 Likes | 1979 days ago | 318

Great crowd at the @kingsbklyn thank you and thanks @hatchgal for my dress pic by @marcusrussellprice

55,861 Likes | 1980 days ago | 620

Show tonight in BK at the @kingsbklyn don’t resist or you might miss Christmas 🎄 photo by the man who didn’t pull out of me 👶 🍼

20,199 Likes | 1980 days ago | 156

Avoid your family and listen to @ashleygraham on #3girls1keith

43,774 Likes | 1980 days ago | 272

#transdayofremembrance remember the bigotry and violence this community faces every day. Especially trans women of color. 🙏🏾❤️

18,404 Likes | 1980 days ago | 153

To help secure safe passage to the people seeking asylum please give what you can. Link in bio and follow @fams2gether

401,857 Likes | 1981 days ago | 4,371

Thanks to Newark and Pittsburgh, I’m so happy to be feeling better and I will be able to continue my tour... However doctors orders not to travel cross country yet so I’m sorry that Seattle, Phoenix and Oakland will need to be postponed. I promise to go see you guys and make up the date real soon... The rest of the tour will go on as planned! Happy Thanksgiving!🦃

19,590 Likes | 1982 days ago | 198

👋 Pittsburgh

17,763 Likes | 1982 days ago | 85

Thanks for your support and friendship @chrmcbride and his lovely wife Melissa. Honored you guys came out!

43,474 Likes | 1983 days ago | 399

Thanks for bringing me back to life Newark (something no one else has ever said) 📷 @marcusrussellprice

49,984 Likes | 1983 days ago | 323

Always there

72,426 Likes | 1984 days ago | 1,035

I will be doing my shows tomorrow and Sunday! Also, FUCK BETSY DeVos. Like for real. Are you kidding me?!

408,690 Likes | 1985 days ago | 14,898

Texas I am so deeply sorry. I have been really looking forward to these shows. I have to reschedule. I am in the hospital. I’m fine. Baby’s fine but everyone who says the 2nd trimester is better is not telling the full story. I’ve been even more ill this trimester. I have hyperemesis and it blows. Very lucky to be pregnant but this is some bullshit! Sending so much love to the doctors and nurses taking great care of me and Tati! They are cool as hell! And Texas I am really really sorry and I’ll be out there as soon as I’m better.

19,990 Likes | 1986 days ago | 147

Great show in Atlanta! @miacomedy and I tricked our sisters into coming! See you tomorrow Dallas!

7,145 Likes | 1986 days ago | 62

A @aprivatewar directed by friend @mheineman is in theaters now and it is mind blowing! Visit APrivateWarFilm.com for ticket info! #JournalistsAreNotTheEnemy

12,245 Likes | 1986 days ago | 79

Last night was special. Thank you @cindi_leive forever. Spending time with @lisaborders @opalayo @amandadecadenet @a_gelique @shannonrwatts @lala @amberheard @padmalakshmi and so many more! #gospelofgloria and thanks to my body for not puking most nights from 7-10!

55,680 Likes | 1987 days ago | 329

The @methodmanofficial @juddapatow collab everyone was begging for! @trainwreckmovie no one from this movie ever worked again.

25,314 Likes | 1987 days ago | 215

New podcast up today. Who will shine through #3girls1keith

32,394 Likes | 1988 days ago | 241

That’s your whole story?

62,553 Likes | 1989 days ago | 534

Thank you for nominating me for a couple @peopleschoice awards. I wish I could have been there but all i do is standup and puke right now. @paulabeachwear #3girls1keith

37,011 Likes | 1989 days ago | 1,227

24,920 Likes | 1990 days ago | 157

Head to my stories for some pretty exciting news about @bridgeteverett

96,320 Likes | 1990 days ago | 332

Sending love and endless gratitude to all our veterans. Especially to my friend Amanda Doster a Gold Star wife who lost her husband, Sergeant James Doster, in Baghdad. He is pictured here. Love to you and the girls. Thank you for your service.

32,876 Likes | 1990 days ago | 529

I can’t imagine the heartbreak you guys are going through out there. I’m so sorry

60,485 Likes | 1990 days ago | 973

Thanks for posting @amandadecadenet

63,930 Likes | 1991 days ago | 781

We will be alright because Judge Judy

21,506 Likes | 1991 days ago | 285

Thank you Albany! This onesie is from @hatchgal and it was a gift from my sperm donor and life partner Chris Fischer

44,345 Likes | 1992 days ago | 665

Everyone’s passion and outrage about the 307 shootings in the last 311 days in our country including the Thousand Oaks tragedy is overwhelming. If you wish you could do more you can. @everytown is doing work. Volunteer. Donate. Get involved. Link in bio.

8,077 Likes | 1992 days ago | 93

This movie is my new favorite and made me so happy and laugh so hard. NY go see if you will thank me @longdumb @hannahfidell #thelongdumbroadmovie

23,470 Likes | 1993 days ago | 238

Thank you Nashville! And

15,681 Likes | 1993 days ago | 169

These ladies had a great show in Nashville tonight.

31,820 Likes | 1993 days ago | 852

@bejohnce

45,193 Likes | 1994 days ago | 1,245

Quick reminder that we did this to our dog. 🐑

121,109 Likes | 1994 days ago | 814

Going to sleep wishing on a ⭐️ @staceyabrams

59,095 Likes | 1994 days ago | 1,339

49,429 Likes | 1994 days ago | 346

Me-“Tati, the Democrats got the house back!!! More than 100 women in the house for the first time. Some of tonight is disappointing but we are getting closer and we can do a lot with the house!” Tati-“good lets go in the house right now”

310,575 Likes | 1994 days ago | 2,844

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

65,641 Likes | 1994 days ago | 320

@americaferrera

34,360 Likes | 1994 days ago | 280

100,966 Likes | 1994 days ago | 592

Me voting 2016/2018

86,723 Likes | 1994 days ago | 802

Know your rights!!

55,496 Likes | 1994 days ago | 1,384

Voter suppression

18,790 Likes | 1994 days ago | 98

46,620 Likes | 1996 days ago | 490

Thank you Vegas! Had another great set of shows at the @cosmopolitan_lv photos by @marcusrussellprice note the chicken fingers

24,248 Likes | 1996 days ago | 283

@benjealous come on Maryland! Let’s go! Ben Jealous for governor!

42,704 Likes | 1996 days ago | 271

Tatis vibe today captured by the guy who knocked me up

74,069 Likes | 1996 days ago | 2,335

“It is not enough to see all people as equals. That’s cool if you do. But it’s not enough. Our actions need to reflect that. Our voting needs to reflect that. We need to do everything we can to change the way things are. Everything. What are you doing to help? The truth is the way white women have voted in the past is how we got into this situation. It’s time to act. It’s been time.”- amy schumer and Thanks for posting this pic and the words in the pic above. @rachel.cargle and for all you do.

266,465 Likes | 1997 days ago | 2,423

Yes @chelsanity !!!!

43,769 Likes | 1997 days ago | 326

See you tonight at the @cosmopolitan_lv performing with @rachelfeinstein_ @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett photo by @marcusrussellprice

24,704 Likes | 1998 days ago | 358

138,404 Likes | 1998 days ago | 2,315

You’ll never forget your first time voting… Early voting ends tonight, Nevada, don’t forget to vote! Find your polling place at votenvdems.com

72,431 Likes | 1998 days ago | 1,350

Watch till the end. You will cry laugh. Also she’s right as hell! RG from @shaunking

308,191 Likes | 1999 days ago | 2,919

👩‍👩‍👧

9,080 Likes | 2000 days ago | 92

Hear ep 2 of our podcast 3 Girls, 1 Keith now on @spotify

81,164 Likes | 2000 days ago | 619

Chris and I are Siegfried and Roy and Kim and I are Amanda Seyfried and Rachel Roy

22,233 Likes | 2000 days ago | 692

Kim and molly are Steven Avery and Kathleen Zellner

52,574 Likes | 2000 days ago | 855

🐑 🐶

119,532 Likes | 2001 days ago | 3,529

Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother) 2nd warning if you are a sane person who values logic and don’t look to putting down strangers as a way to distract you from your own Unhappiness you should skip this post! 😽👍🏼

63,849 Likes | 2001 days ago | 729

Respecting our tradition of watching Hocus Pocus in our Hocus Pocus sweats “sisterssss father round!”

11,508 Likes | 2001 days ago | 89

If me and @bridgeteverett had a baby

34,023 Likes | 2001 days ago | 192

This week on #3girls1keith our guest is my favorite comic @daveattell talking drinking and porn! Only on @spotify

96,980 Likes | 2002 days ago | 2,978

People going on and on about how much you don’t care about my stance on the nfl sure are talking about it a lot. Instead of being critical of me, i have a crazy idea, how about you trying doing something, anything to help the gross inequality in our country. My contribution is so useless to you guys? Then Why don’t you make one. Do something. Did you know slaves are mentioned in our anthem? Well look it up you snarky trolls. I did an old navy campaign one year then a bud lite campaign the next. This year I said I wasnt up for doing any because I am horrified by the violence and treatment of people of color in our country. It’s a small way of putting my money where my tiny mouth is. The fuck are you gonna do? Step up. Goes for you too yahoo sports hosts who I’ve met. For someone you care so little about you sure do like to talk about me a lot. I think you like me 💋what are you doing to help? I’m doing a lot more than this. But what a great message we could send if other artists passed on any super bowl exposure too. If my act of protest makes you feel attacked. That’s about you 🍯

40,393 Likes | 2003 days ago | 235

Oh ok

15,607 Likes | 2003 days ago | 104

Thank you @theatrewestbury For a great fundraiser for @liuba4congress thanks to @jakeincao for his perfect music. @sammorril for a killer set and @jarielys_goodman for a groundbreaking intro! #caradrewsandrachelfasshi! Photos by the incomparable @marcusrussellprice

206,888 Likes | 2003 days ago | 3,239

first trimester had me like #soblessed

7,043 Likes | 2004 days ago | 74

I can’t recommend this play highly enough @theferrymanbway

47,890 Likes | 2004 days ago | 623

My heart is broken for the victims and loved ones affected by the shooting at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh and the people killed at Kroger in Kentucky. The gunman tried to get in a predominantly black church but couldn’t so went to the store instead. 💔

32,821 Likes | 2005 days ago | 166

Tbt writers room for inside amy! @kyledunnigan1 we’re the sessions

15,812 Likes | 2005 days ago | 91

@kimcaramele doesn’t understand that she was not invited

15,326 Likes | 2005 days ago | 196

Amazing!! Can’t wait to watch my favs @trinity_fatu @thenikkibella @thebriebella @rondarousey @natbynature Sunday nigh. So cool!!

168,910 Likes | 2005 days ago | 2,061

My precious

10,462 Likes | 2006 days ago | 250

Long Island Im performing on you Sunday! Please come! @jakeincao opening for me! Link for tix in bio

12,876 Likes | 2006 days ago | 163

Are you guys enjoying Season 2 of #3Girls1Keith?

35,049 Likes | 2006 days ago | 172

Thanks for taking this picture @christopher.peterson it’s of me and @leesaevansstyle we are very proud of what we are creating!

78,257 Likes | 2006 days ago | 655

1 keith

100,703 Likes | 2007 days ago | 1,165

This week is almost over. We got this.

48,247 Likes | 2007 days ago | 1,586

Florida get excited for @andrewgillum

69,037 Likes | 2008 days ago | 946

Mozzarella sticks on the job! Check tour dates for this kind of professionalism in person! Nov 14th ATL. Other dates in bio!

64,117 Likes | 2009 days ago | 3,142

Yesterday post and cheat sheet if you want to know some of my recommendations for nov 6

19,924 Likes | 2009 days ago | 94

Happy birthday to @keithrobinson438 the oldest living comedian #3girls1keith

11,517 Likes | 2009 days ago | 252

I want to recommend @cthagod book #shookone He is one of the most authentic, smart and kind people I have the pleasure of knowing.

189,501 Likes | 2009 days ago | 4,643

About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!!

11,498 Likes | 2009 days ago | 224

Hey! I’m Amy and this is Keith. Season 2 of 3 Girls, 1 Keith is available for streaming tomorrow on @Spotify!

52,198 Likes | 2010 days ago | 333

Our new show we try different combinations of anti depressants!

42,214 Likes | 2010 days ago | 472

Pumpkin erotica

103,303 Likes | 2010 days ago | 1,931

All hands on deck.

109,444 Likes | 2010 days ago | 772

Pretty cute situation I walked in on.

61,355 Likes | 2011 days ago | 1,337

How about today you brainstorm what you can do to help. If you’re paying attention, you must have noticed by now that people of color are treated as 2nd class citizens by much of this country. I try and think of what I can do to help. I used to think because I saw us all as equal that was enough. It’s not. You need to do something. Be creative. Real equality and diversity makes everything better. Instead of focusing on if you think I’m annoying or if anyone cares about not seeing me in a commercial, how about YOU do something and use your privilege for good. Not trying to be a hero. Just trying to be helpful to a situation we should all be obsessed with changing. And no, this isn’t the only way I’m trying to help. I’m doing everything I can think of. I hope more artists join me. And non artists what can you do? We need everyone on the ground. Be brave.

30,736 Likes | 2012 days ago | 576

3 girls and a little baby watching 90 day fiancé. Second later @vanessabayer got pooped on.

25,483 Likes | 2012 days ago | 2,446

Ok all tickets are on sale!! I hope to see you soon! I have a lot to say!! Link in bio

269,281 Likes | 2013 days ago | 11,766

Friday thought. I wonder why more white players aren’t kneeling. Once you witness the truly deep inequality and endless racism people of color face in our country, not to mention the police brutality and murders. Why not kneel next to your brothers? Otherwise how are you not complicit? I think it would be cool if @maroon5 backed out of super bowl like @badgalriri Did. I personally told my reps I wouldn’t do a Super Bowl commercial this year. I know it must sound like a privilege ass sacrifice but it’s all i got. Hitting the nfl with the advertisers is the only way to really hurt them. I know opposing the nfl is like opposing the nra. Very tough, but don’t you want to be proud of how you’re living? Stand up for your brothers and sisters of color. And the hottest thing a guy can do is get down on one knee. Not to propose but to reject the treatment of his teammates by this country. Anyone who says its disrespectful to our military please read up on the fact that a lot of veterans are proud of what @kaepernick7 is doing and fully support him. What are your thoughts?

182,224 Likes | 2013 days ago | 2,412

Happy birthday no one. If you want to post a pic you like of yourself. Just post it. We all know what you’re doing. #happybirthdaynoone

164,202 Likes | 2013 days ago | 3,740

Posted by my friend @yamaneika wouldn’t it be so cool if @adamlevine and @maroon5 stepped down too? What do you guys think?

12,986 Likes | 2013 days ago | 192

Season 4 of #casual on @hulu is amazing! And I love the whole cast. Especially @michaelawat and the directing of @hannahfidell

14,073 Likes | 2013 days ago | 365

The writer, creator and star of my favorite show #fleabag has made my new favorite show @killingeve thanks to my homie #phoebewallerbridge

19,541 Likes | 2014 days ago | 260

This was a big deal. We got jackets. I miss you Kiana wherever you are. #tbt #bangsforweeks

14,926 Likes | 2015 days ago | 108

Put on @stephenathome and watch @laurabenanti now!!!

8,042 Likes | 2015 days ago | 183

Georgia Stand Up! Early voting open. Vote for @staceyabrams you will sleep better at night!

93,113 Likes | 2015 days ago | 912

Today @jillsoloway @chrisgeth and @busyphilipps all have amazing books coming out. I love them all and recommend them. #candidshot

54,473 Likes | 2016 days ago | 5,550

Here are tour dates. Come see me sometime! On sale this Friday.

43,122 Likes | 2016 days ago | 4,255

Listed my fav movies on stories. I forgot “so i married an axe murderer” “virgin suicides” “the explorers” “now and then” “never ending story” “Brighton beach memoirs” “fried green tomatoes” Do we have any of the same?

35,560 Likes | 2016 days ago | 117

Tati got home

4,529 Likes | 2016 days ago | 34

Late to the game but I love @randomactshbo everyone needs to watch it immediately. And keep watching.

24,928 Likes | 2017 days ago | 347

I got to be in @armchairexppod with @daxshepard and @mlpadman it’s up!

18,654 Likes | 2017 days ago | 211

Can you find lil reg? 🐱

21,682 Likes | 2018 days ago | 224

Tonight I can’t wait to see #camping on @hbo We are talking @bridgeteverett @jennifer.garner @juliettelewis and created by @lenadunham and @jennikonner

33,870 Likes | 2018 days ago | 105

Great @nbcsnl so funny!! @sethmeyers was so great but the best part was @aidybryant weeping out that biscuit. And Kate as the red pepper. #malcolmseats

269,555 Likes | 2018 days ago | 4,223

Crazy beach day with my homie @emrata @inamorataswim #findme pic by @mofischhh

10,405 Likes | 2019 days ago | 114

I am loving every second of @kingjames and @mavcarter show #theshop @hbo show everyone will be talking about. Unfiltered as hell! It’s the show everyone needs to walk. We have to have these difficult conversations to move forward together.

20,329 Likes | 2019 days ago | 139

#nationalfarmersday

103,819 Likes | 2020 days ago | 1,000

Same face same bod same heart same farm #dayofthegirl

5,925 Likes | 2020 days ago | 74

Do whatever you have to to see @miamatangi Documentary. It’s 🔥 and you feel her insides tearing at their corners and I feel her. #miadoc miaondemand.com

18,022 Likes | 2021 days ago | 142

Today and the day of the girl and I want to celebrate my friend @jarielys_goodman who inspires me to enjoy every second and fight for what I believe in!

41,808 Likes | 2021 days ago | 345

Taken by flapjack

8,825 Likes | 2021 days ago | 75

Thank you for making this beautiful much needed album @catpowerofficial #wanderer

106,861 Likes | 2023 days ago | 961

@shaq ❤️

82,039 Likes | 2023 days ago | 2,186

There is an incorrect perception of what it can be like to get involved in trying to achieve equality. It’s a feeling like no other when you are surrounded by people who believe as you do that everyone should be treated like a human being. That everyone should have access to the same level of rights and protection. That’s what we want. That’s really all. They portray these marches as angry, rabid events where women are being crazy. That’s not it at all. It’s fun. You’ll feel good. Get involved. I think you’ll like it. Justgovote.org vid by @squatchcreative song by @rayangry

25,292 Likes | 2023 days ago | 278

Hanging with my newest friend @jarielys_goodman shooting with @andrewmatusik guess what happened to get this reaction from her?

9,154 Likes | 2023 days ago | 53

This album by @mistergoldfinger007 #rayangryone is getting me through. Check him out on @fallontonight and fall in love!

70,178 Likes | 2024 days ago | 6,210

🙌🏼

20,289 Likes | 2024 days ago | 713

Thank you @jessseinfeld for recommending this movie with I rented on itunes. This problem starts from birth. Let’s change this from the jump. Gender is a social construct. The first person who introduced that to me was @jillsoloway please read her book #shewantsitbook

31,479 Likes | 2025 days ago | 388

I understand it’s scary to take the first step. But it’s worth it.

126,982 Likes | 2025 days ago | 1,117

If you can, self care today🐱🐶

61,808 Likes | 2025 days ago | 1,237

@americaferrera thank you!! Midterms explained.

141,053 Likes | 2025 days ago | 2,515

📣

31,619 Likes | 2025 days ago | 168

Fired up to watch @awkwafina host @nbcsnl tonight!!

249,756 Likes | 2026 days ago | 12,719

Home safe and sound with my little honey baby. People are trolling @emrata for not wearing a bra while she got arrested. Well for starters I wasn’t wearing a bra either. In the “what to wear when being detained for 4 hours on an 87 degree day after a 2 hour march” handbook. Bras aren’t recommended. Emily sacrificed herself fighting to protect women’s rights to choose what they do with their own bodies. How about we show her the same courtesy and direct some of that toxic energy to the people who deserve it. Your comments are synonymous with saying what a woman wears insights bad behavior. Have you written three furious tweets to, I don’t know maybe, someone who sexually assaulted someone? I’m gonna guess no. You reserve your rage for the victims or a beautiful woman you’re threatened by. Anyone writing “innocent until proven guilty” didn’t watch the hearings. No they wasn’t a trial. But if you actually listened to Dr. Ford and then listened to Kavanaugh you would have no doubt. That’s why it’s called a hearing. So you can hear. But you didn’t. You put on Fox News which is sheer fiction and made up your mind. She remembers it was him. He was clearly in a blackout. People saying you’re “worried for your sons” worry for your daughters who have a 1 in 3 change of being sexually assaulted. Your sons have a 4 in 100 chance of being falsely accused. Please read those numbers again. And if you’re still worried for your sons please take an on line course in math. We need to vote. We need to get our friends and family to vote. I don’t feel angry. I feel excited and ready to fight. Change is coming. And everyone telling me to lose weight. You first. 🍗🥨🥗

151,052 Likes | 2026 days ago | 2,142

Beautiful 36 hours with the sisters I came with and the ones that I met. Shout out to the capitol police for keeping it real. It’s fun to show up. May I recommend trying it on whatever scale you feel comfortable? (Cue trolls making jokes about the word scale, loving the fat jokes and memes! Nothing says “I feel powerless” like insulting a woman’s appearance) Midterms. Let’s go! Find the candidates you want to support and spread the word! Donate. Volunteer. It feels good. We are all gonna die one day so why not live how you truly believe. No matter where you are from. Once you’re honest you’ll feel so much better. Believe me. #beabletosleepatnight #showup most pics by @squatchcreative Don’t feel bad if you’ve never done anything political before or if you feel uninformed. We all start that way. Ask someone to inform you. Listen to podcasts. Watch @iamsambee and John Oliver for a fun way in. I know it’s hard and it’s scary but it’s worth it.

192,117 Likes | 2026 days ago | 3,043

Anyone need a date to any Montana weddings tomorrow? I’m fun at a wedding.

109,423 Likes | 2026 days ago | 2,012

Effective immediately. FLAKE will continue to mean what it has.

127,015 Likes | 2026 days ago | 1,961

Midterms guys Photo @focus_media

331,919 Likes | 2027 days ago | 7,516

This today, then #ERA

76,493 Likes | 2028 days ago | 1,267

Via @stephgaelick

66,325 Likes | 2028 days ago | 1,346

Learn more about the #era LINK IN BIO women aren’t protected from gender based discrimination.

66,486 Likes | 2028 days ago | 793

We need to stand up. I want to encourage anyone and everyone to get active if it’s with a post or a march or a donation. This is not a drill. Show up in DC tomorrow and Friday. Show up for your sister and daughters and mothers. Show up! We will keep fighting. We see you Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and everyone else who told the truth no matter what happens we thank you we love you we are you.

148,841 Likes | 2028 days ago | 2,260

Heading to DC like #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #ERA

32,050 Likes | 2029 days ago | 532

Hey, you guys up yet? 😴

10,259 Likes | 2029 days ago | 296

Dads reaction vid to the #piggybackchallenge

21,244 Likes | 2029 days ago | 145

Ok @willsmith we accept #piggybackchallenge #era

4,952 Likes | 2029 days ago | 105

Follow @jessicayellin now and watch her stories for news you can understand and believe. 💪🏾🙋🏼🐎👩🏾‍🌾🏡🧚🏼‍♀️

67,701 Likes | 2030 days ago | 1,901

Let’s march

235,796 Likes | 2031 days ago | 1,506

Anyone who ever says I’m not a good actor. Look at this picture of me congratulating Jen for beating me out for a golden globe. I should have gotten an Oscar for this moment. #trainwreck #joy #imabadfriend #honorablementiontomysisterbehindme

11,560 Likes | 2032 days ago | 93

Beautiful hilarious show @murray_hill the Goldiggers and the band! “If you don’t see yourself represented, represent yourself”

26,997 Likes | 2033 days ago | 139

Happy birthday @rachelfeinstein_ you’re the best gal I know. Other than my sister and cee cee and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. So Nevermind the best gal nonsense. I love you and will be cackling next to you until we are dead. Thank God.

52,192 Likes | 2033 days ago | 1,035

✊🏽week delay. You did this guys! Jeff Flake will vote no on Kavanaugh without an FBI investigation. Which forces Mitch “handsome as all get out” McConnell to let the FBI investigate. Fingers crossed the scope of the Investigation is enough under the time crunch of a week. Then the vote will go to the senate floor.

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Shares by @lavernecox and @mattmcgorry where ya at boys?

33,617 Likes | 2034 days ago | 1,011

Come on

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If you #BelieveWomen and live in one of these states, you can make a critical call today: 202-804-8191. Your Senator is wavering. ● Alaska (Murkowski) ● Indiana (Donnelly) ● Maine (Collins) ● North Dakota (Heitkamp) ● West Virginia (Manchin. You don’t have to live on those states to call. Everyone call!

56,632 Likes | 2034 days ago | 555

Frightening. Link in bio to this scene from “inside Amy Schumer” written by Nangle! featuring the deadly departed miracle that was Reg E Cathey. These men are clowns. We see you republican Senators and we are pointing and laughing at you. Vile dinosaurs.

240,082 Likes | 2034 days ago | 10,432

😐

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💪🏾

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49,719 Likes | 2036 days ago | 675

It’s #nationaldaughterday so here is mine. Tatiana Ronnie Maslany

95,928 Likes | 2036 days ago | 1,631

My book #thegirlwiththelowerbacktattoo is published for the mass market today! Order it from @gallerybooks or get it anywhereish!

21,856 Likes | 2036 days ago | 188

Today is like

4,082 Likes | 2036 days ago | 33

I cannot stop listening to @mistergoldfinger007 RAY ANGRY’s debut album #rayangryone do not sleep on this.

16,307 Likes | 2037 days ago | 81

Yes! @americaferrera book #AmericanLikeMe is out. It’s so powerful and lovely. Just like her. Buy it today!!

19,430 Likes | 2037 days ago | 269

🦇and y cant beat that with a bat #lowendtheory27 @atcq

6,886 Likes | 2037 days ago | 49

Vote for Nikki on @dancingabc call 1800-868-3412

39,931 Likes | 2037 days ago | 608

I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford I believe Deborah Ramirez I believe Anita Hill #stopkavanaugh #believesurvivors #metoomvmt

37,681 Likes | 2038 days ago | 375

Sunday!

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Paid sponsorship by @iamcolinquinn

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I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and will be taking part in a national moment of solidarity. This Monday Sept 24th at 1pm est. Please wear black and post the moment and join me in this moment and tag #believesurvivors #metoomvmt #stopkavanaugh

108,565 Likes | 2040 days ago | 2,194

Hey @ivankatrump Were you so excited to wear that pill box hat this week? #fun You will be remembered like Eva Braun unless you do something. It’s not too late.

33,013 Likes | 2040 days ago | 188

No like, stop what you are doing and watch QUINCY on @netflix now @rashidajones thanks for sharing your dad with us.

13,641 Likes | 2040 days ago | 160

Do you guys know about this? @jessseinfeld @goodplusfdn

16,442 Likes | 2040 days ago | 358

Long video of our cat and dog playing. And Chris making fun of me for being mean as a dog.

119,536 Likes | 2042 days ago | 1,978

#tbt to me giving my moms vagina a high 5. (She was pregnant. I thought her uterus was in there) In response to my post a couple days ago. What I said and what I stand by is that we don’t want to hear jokes that victimize women “right now”. I said “right now” because that’s what I meant. There are different moments in culture where we, the public, aren’t in the mood for certain jokes. People have become more aware of how little equality there is for women, people of color and other otherized people and because of that lack of power, targets for sexual assault. We don’t want to hear racist jokes right now either. When myself and the cast of snatched made our Beyoncé Lemonade tribute the culture didn’t want to see that shit and they were right. Anyone making jokes at the expense of victims of sexual assault, inequality or racism comes across as an outdated asshole right now. That’s the truth. I have told jokes about sexual assault and racism in my past and at the time I wasn’t aware of how harmful it was and how truly bad things were. I’m grateful to be awake now and it’s time for you to be as well. Thoughts?

59,284 Likes | 2043 days ago | 969

If you aren’t following my real life brother @michaelrapaport on Instagram stories I feel legitimately bad for you not living your best life.

242,985 Likes | 2043 days ago | 5,553

😎

62,699 Likes | 2045 days ago | 1,192

About 7 months ago I was in excruciating back and hip pain. From old volleyball and surfing injuries I have a herniated disc, a bulging disc and a labral tear in my hip. These great people nursed me back to health and made me stronger than ever. I want to thank @tdathletesedge for pushing me to recovery beyond what I thought possible. He worked with the Lakers for many years and is now in Boston if you have an injury you don’t believe you can recover from he will change your tune right quick. Thanks for connecting us @harleypasternak @stevenfrankboxing had been my boxing trainer for 7 years. He is a Guyanese Olympic boxer and the most patient, incredible trainer. Tim, Steve and I have laughed and cried together. (Ok Steve didn’t cry)When I had major breakthroughs doing things I thought I would never be able to do again. I love you both very much. I also want to thank my acupuncturist Vickie Lee. You are all family. Thank you for believing in me! You don’t have to live with pain. Do the work to feel better. It’s worth it! 🥊follow @tdathletesedge for great tips for strengthening and back pain! I know I’m lucky I have the time and money to heal. Everyone should be entitled to great care. Everyone. Period. And shout it to the angels who gave me the epidural. Great funny guys under the care of Dr. A!

22,791 Likes | 2047 days ago | 208

Put on @comedycentral now! @sammorril special is on produced by me and these angels @mugsykane @kimcaramele @annewharrism and @mofischhh

10,643 Likes | 2048 days ago | 98

Very proud to have produced @sammorril special airing tonight at 11 on @comedycentral its really good! Look out for the next one I’m producing with @miacomedy 🥊🌵😎🧚🏼‍♀️🤑

43,529 Likes | 2048 days ago | 537

See you tonight Windsor Ontario. Michigan tomorrow and Minnesota Saturday. And anyone who likes my standup obviously loves @kathygriffin follow her and go see her tour. She’s the best!! ❤️💜🙋🏼💪🏾😇😍🥊✌️

94,705 Likes | 2048 days ago | 1,385

We voted. And we voted for @cynthiaenixon couldn’t help it. And for @zephyrteachout and @jumaane.williams voted with my heart 💜 thanks to the women who took their time to talk to me about it. When someone disagrees with you be patient and have a conversation. It’s most productive. 😊🤞

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Today we vote.

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The goddess @jessseinfeld has done it again @goodplusfdn foundation who helps empower single fathers be a part of their children’s lives had an amazing event last night. I love all these people very much @jerryseinfeld @chrisrock @michaelrapaport

16,478 Likes | 2049 days ago | 59

Truly loved @collectivenyorg new show #thehurricaneparty so did @michaelrapaport Great cast. Even @mugsykane

109,091 Likes | 2049 days ago | 2,033

🙏🏾❤️🙋🏼

66,782 Likes | 2050 days ago | 1,286

Thursday we vote. Everyone! It’s not cute to not vote anymore. I’ll tell you who I’m voting for honestly For gov: cuomo Reason: Andrew isn’t my fav dude But he’s good gov. I wanted to vote Nixon, but sadly, i don’t believe she would know what the heck to do. She needs to be able to pressure the state legislature in stuff but I don’t believe she has enough connections upstate. But I love her and think if anyone is inclined voting Nixon is cool Attorney general: I’m voting @zephyrteachout She is the MOST qualified. And she will take on trump the best. I am also proudly voting for @jumaane.williams

55,147 Likes | 2051 days ago | 1,514

Yeah! @atypicalnetflix is back on @netflix I love it! The whole cast especially @michaelrapaport 💗

139,042 Likes | 2052 days ago | 1,419

Thank you @ronanfarrow for doing the work and to CBS for doing the right thing. But most of all thank you to the women who came forward and who continue to come forward. The #metoo movement is not a passing fad and neither is our demand for equality and more diversity in the top positions of power. Act right and don’t look to whatever women you're friends with to comfort you. Or make you feel like you’re correct in your instinct to do anything other than join us. We, as women, aren’t “acting up” the treatment we demand now is that of real equality. Don’t steal a touch here and there. Don’t ask us inappropriate shit. Just treat us like human beings. Don’t hold us back because you’re scared. And to the population of men who are good men but afraid of someone coming forward about them. Don’t discredit our moving ourselves and our daughters forward because you’re afraid of the off chance there was this one time you don’t really remember but you may have acted in an uncool way. We need everyone’s help. We need everyone to vote. To quote Sarah Grimke again “I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” 💇

205,735 Likes | 2052 days ago | 6,648

From @djdnice and @shaunking sickening

20,489 Likes | 2052 days ago | 169

We are available for all bookings

77,431 Likes | 2053 days ago | 278

My very best friend @rachelfeinstein_ working on her vows. 😇

216,563 Likes | 2054 days ago | 1,651

I got to surprise my parents tonight and take them see a beatle! My dad cried uncontrollably of course @paulmccartney made dreams come true and his new album is incredible. Thank you @stellamccartney and Nancy for being life changers.

41,679 Likes | 2055 days ago | 1,071

This is not a drill. Call this number and you will be connected to your state Senators. tel:1-844-387-6952 tell them you strongly oppose the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh. Your calls truly matter, no matter where you live. But if you are in any of the following states, your senator may be on the fence about Kavanaugh, so your calls are especially critical: Alaska, Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Maine, Missouri, North Dakota, Tennessee or West Virginia. Or you know someone who lives there, tag them in the comments below so they can call too!

28,719 Likes | 2056 days ago | 958

Call your senators especially Alaska and Maine! Please.

94,125 Likes | 2056 days ago | 560

Same #tbt

3,763 Likes | 2056 days ago | 27

My friend @yesimsarahjones is remounting her solo show #SellBuyDate in LA Sept 27 through November. It tackles this #MeToo moment through the lens of the future, don’t miss it! https://bit.ly/2OIu7da

45,220 Likes | 2057 days ago | 1,050

Thank you to every one standing up and protesting. We all need to do everything we can. Kavanaugh worked to cap 9/11 payouts. Wouldn’t shake the hand of a father who lost his daughter in the Parkland shooting. He was puts us at risk of losing our rights as women to choose. He is in the gun lobby’s pocket. Believes guns can be regulated only in the context of early US history. He believes the president shouldn’t be held accountable for the possible down fall of our democracy. Call your senators. Stop quoting Ginsburg you pieces of shit! Fuck

27,434 Likes | 2057 days ago | 170

Don’t let the bed bugs bite

18,166 Likes | 2057 days ago | 192

Reminding people of this scene from #insideamyschumer link in bio with appearances by @bridgeteverett @questlove @kimcaramele #jessiklein and @torpeymichael

95,838 Likes | 2057 days ago | 555

We are so lucky to be alive to watch her play. @serenawilliams for PRESIDENT!!!

56,971 Likes | 2057 days ago | 986

Cut short because my bathing suit fell right on off!

221,517 Likes | 2058 days ago | 3,051

Running out to get some @nike s 🥊

32,090 Likes | 2058 days ago | 360

New friends #Tati #lilreg

27,909 Likes | 2061 days ago | 229

Great sets by @kylegrooms @bridgeteverett @miacomedy and thanks for coming out @jarobiwhite and fam. I loved the show tonight thanks to a great crowd.

56,762 Likes | 2062 days ago | 377

I was lucky enough to be accepted into this man’s acting class over 10 years ago. I got to sit in Bill Esper’s classroom for 6 hours a week for close to 3 years. He taught me everything about acting. Listening. Putting all your attention on the other person and living truthfully through imaginary circumstances. He provided a learning environment we all felt safe and equal. I left the @esperstudio feeling trained as a performer. Ready for any challenges. Thank you Bill Esper. I love you. And without you I’d be waiting tables in Times Square(not that there is anything wrong with that)

20,288 Likes | 2063 days ago | 235

Great day recording #3girls1keith @spotify

37,796 Likes | 2063 days ago | 284

Hey guys this is Tati, Schumer’s dog. Reminding you of the fact that A yes vote on Kavanaugh is a vote to criminalize abortion." Is that clear enough? Back to sniffing butts! Link in bio to call senators and protect women. You guys know any women? I know a couple

57,001 Likes | 2063 days ago | 374

Going to remind everyone from the Forrest to the mountains that September 13, New York has an EXTREMELY important primary for the New York Attorney General. This is hands down one of the most important votes that will happen if you want to see this administration held LEGALLY accountable, and it is imperative we all turn out to vote. I’m personally a @zephyrteachout voter myself Photo by flapjack also I had a yeast infection when this photo was taken.

6,655 Likes | 2065 days ago | 109

Don’t miss this nyc @collectivenyorg

95,943 Likes | 2065 days ago | 422

#thismama

103,881 Likes | 2065 days ago | 1,110

Mondays

11,064 Likes | 2066 days ago | 77

I loved #hitsandmisses laughed harder than you’re supposed to reading a book! Congrats #simonrich

55,482 Likes | 2066 days ago | 602

Happy #nationaldogday from me and Tati. Vid by @maryellenmatthewsnyc

32,787 Likes | 2067 days ago | 183

✌️

41,119 Likes | 2068 days ago | 1,085

I’m going on tour! Dates on amyschumer.com link in bio. Tix on sale Monday! See if I’m coming to you!

135,659 Likes | 2069 days ago | 845

Happy birthday Dave. I love you.

5,601 Likes | 2070 days ago | 75

Watch hilarious comic @marinayfranklin on @teamcoco airing now!

61,944 Likes | 2071 days ago | 434

Thank you @fahertybrand I love your clothes! So soft and cute like me!!! And I love how your company gives back!

86,328 Likes | 2071 days ago | 3,002

My post from the day after the 2016 election. And now Trump, amidst the largest presidential corruption scandal in history, put forth as a candidate for the Supreme Court someone who believes that a president cannot be indicted while in office.🤔 Time to call our Senators: 202-804-8191. Tell them #NoHearings until the dust settles.

9,615 Likes | 2072 days ago | 110

Doing a show at the @comedycellarusa thirds to benefit The amazing @ZephyrTeachout who is laser focused on fighting Trump, and the ONLY candidate for NY Attorney General calling for public hearings re sexual harassment in Albany. Help make Zephyr the first woman elected NYAG! Buy tix in the link in my bio

24,177 Likes | 2072 days ago | 157

@comedycellarusa @jimnorton @realgilbert

36,190 Likes | 2075 days ago | 392

Farm kitchen wall paper as fuck

47,449 Likes | 2075 days ago | 528

Back in the farm he built.

28,277 Likes | 2076 days ago | 597

Let’s go

58,027 Likes | 2076 days ago | 340

Happy birthday @madonna I love you!

54,330 Likes | 2078 days ago | 483

As a teenager, @staceyabrams used her writing to make a difference. Later, she used her legislative know-how to fight—-and win—on behalf of Georgia families. And now, as Governor, Stacey will lead Georgia as a woman who uses her heart, and her smarts, to better the lives of all who call the beautiful Peach State home. Please join me in contributing to http://bit.ly/support-abrams 84 days to Election Day!

26,372 Likes | 2079 days ago | 236

Let’s go. Artist @jeremyokaiart photog my honey baby

16,422 Likes | 2079 days ago | 167

Today is a good day to check out brindisiforcongress.com Anthony doesn’t take a dime of Corp money, denounced the separation of families at the border, is for gun background checks & believes we are all one diagnosis away from a pre-existing condition. An Upstate fighter! ‬I’m proud to stand with him.

4,664 Likes | 2079 days ago | 36

My friend My sitcom @RonnyChieng International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.30pm EST. Watch the whole season on the @ComedyCentral app without logging in, Aug 13-19 only!

213,129 Likes | 2080 days ago | 2,235

Married 6 months today. I love you more every day. sorry my fart woke us up this morning 🙋🏼👩🏾‍🌾

12,569 Likes | 2080 days ago | 113

Thank you @harrahstahoe we had the best time!

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🥊

33,187 Likes | 2081 days ago | 205

Love you very much Vegas. Great crowds at the @cosmopolitan_lv @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett killed of course and we got to catch a quick dinner with the legend #georgewallace

13,669 Likes | 2081 days ago | 245

Lotta pink

39,544 Likes | 2082 days ago | 324

#femalefilmakerfriday

20,311 Likes | 2083 days ago | 193

Thank you everyone at the #ilanicasino tonight. We will never forget it! Pics by @mofischhh

46,887 Likes | 2083 days ago | 416

Loving every minute of @nickofferman and #amypoehler show #makingit @nbcmakingit

26,785 Likes | 2084 days ago | 250

#tbt loved this night. Love you guys

48,716 Likes | 2084 days ago | 636

Thank you @blogher for having me. Keep going ladies!!!!

21,455 Likes | 2085 days ago | 224

Crashed the set of @crashinghbo 👻

8,472 Likes | 2085 days ago | 107

Yaaas @constancewu this is happening right now! Follow @crazyrichasians for live from the red carpet updates! This movie looks amazing. Spread the word hummingbird!! #crazyrichasiansmovie

46,976 Likes | 2086 days ago | 226

My little baby had a little baby

347,733 Likes | 2086 days ago | 9,770

@ivankatrump

26,439 Likes | 2086 days ago | 555

Rest In Peace Gaga😇

94,717 Likes | 2086 days ago | 778

#nationalsistersday

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346,447 Likes | 2088 days ago | 1,804

Happy b day to my side chick. Miss you

24,218 Likes | 2089 days ago | 412

The last couple days felt real special. Getting to be on the road with @miacomedy and @bridgeteverett who my dad got to know intimately if you make it to the last screen you will see his review. Hiked in niagra falls. Great shows at the new @ntlcomedycenter in Jamestown. Had so much fun in the museum and with the crowds. Feeling grateful as hell. Also Chris now understands that comedy is not for everyone.

153,038 Likes | 2089 days ago | 1,812

Very excited to see #katemckinnon and #milakunis in @thespywhodumpedmemovie this weekend!! Also congrats to @aidybryant for her new @hulu show #shrill

36,507 Likes | 2090 days ago | 226

Thanks for a great time @fallsviewcasino great crowd. Sorry I dressed that way for the meet n greet. Pics by @mofischhh

27,772 Likes | 2090 days ago | 192

We just had the best time watching @lifeofthepartymovie after our show. @melissamccarthy thanks for making this movie! @heidilgardner is a dream to watch in this too. #mayarudolph continues to be Gods gift to the 🌎

23,572 Likes | 2090 days ago | 252

#tbt

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Post show elevator glow

49,656 Likes | 2091 days ago | 283

Great night. Great show. Great friends. @jakeincao is just one of the greatest working musicians. @bridgeteverett @miacomedy and @rachelfeinstein_ killed. Pics by @mofischhh much love to the great crowd and the crew at the perfect venue @pier17ny

32,897 Likes | 2094 days ago | 168

We’re the only girl in the world #sisters #riri

55,926 Likes | 2094 days ago | 835

I love @sachabaroncohen show #whoisamerica very very much

32,529 Likes | 2094 days ago | 157

These assholes

8,884 Likes | 2096 days ago | 119

Chapelle introducing @rachelfeinstein_ Ive been performing in the @jflmontreal festival for 11 years. This was my favorite one. Great crowds. Got to catch up with friends I haven’t seen in years @lavellsthacomic @comiclonilove @youdontknowdoug I made a new friend @dulcesloan and my driver for the fest Brian. But the highest high was having my friend @iamcolinquinn and #jimmy Carr help me work on my new stuff. Much love to my babies rachy and Dave! Thanks for having me again Montreal.

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😍

29,907 Likes | 2099 days ago | 918

So proud to share the box with @therock #ifeelpretty #rampage we should combine sequels #ifeelprettypart2onarampage #redbox

62,292 Likes | 2099 days ago | 355

Art by @sarahgreenstudio #justicefornia

41,360 Likes | 2100 days ago | 482

Thank you @stellamccartney

22,107 Likes | 2100 days ago | 218

Thinking of Mayci and Jillian today.

31,547 Likes | 2103 days ago | 473

Ok last time I’m posting about this. @boburnham movie #eighthgrade is a must must must see! @elsiekfisher s performance is life changing. Thank you to everyone who made this film. @a24 every comic or friend of this movies creators do the right thing and get the word out.

9,669 Likes | 2103 days ago | 121

Agnes Martin quote

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Dublin press for trainwreck we took a break and met @glenhansard at a pub. A wedding party came in and handed him a guitar asking for a song. He obliged. Notice @juddapatow @vanessabayer and @kimcaramele in the back.

7,148 Likes | 2105 days ago | 115

My friends got a lil fired up about #headsup thanks @theellenshow

93,369 Likes | 2106 days ago | 660

For 25 years we’ve been doing dumb shit together.

241,954 Likes | 2106 days ago | 1,732

Woof

6,131 Likes | 2107 days ago | 83

Please enjoy this video of @kwrsupe hear him on our podcast #3girls1keith on @spotify

37,853 Likes | 2109 days ago | 280

Threesome

171,731 Likes | 2111 days ago | 3,138

Rump alert #yesiknowmytattoosucks @maliamillsnyc

101,466 Likes | 2111 days ago | 2,505

I always have a bump alert!

263,981 Likes | 2112 days ago | 3,729

@leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up

12,700 Likes | 2112 days ago | 152

And can’t wait to see @eighthgrademov by @boburnham this weekend!

6,334 Likes | 2112 days ago | 109

My favorite new comic is #philwang @wangpix check out his special on #thecomedylineup on @netflix @michellebuteau and @sabrinajalees killed it as always 💪🏾

61,909 Likes | 2113 days ago | 366

👸

109,099 Likes | 2115 days ago | 3,436

#OneInFour women will have an abortion. I stand with them. Senators you must vote NO on any SCOTUS nominee who won’t protect #RoevWade, and could criminalize abortion & punish those who seek it. #SaveSCOTUS

94,797 Likes | 2118 days ago | 909

Work

19,712 Likes | 2120 days ago | 615

Get I Feel Pretty on digital TODAY & on Blu-ray 7/17 #FeelPretty Link in bio!

28,839 Likes | 2122 days ago | 337

Great work everyone!!! We need to keep showing up for each other!

14,932 Likes | 2122 days ago | 270

Smooth criminal

41,716 Likes | 2123 days ago | 462

Tough crowd

28,331 Likes | 2123 days ago | 371

#bombshell on @netflix is a must watch the #heddylamarr story

63,530 Likes | 2123 days ago | 386

#familysbelongtogether nyc @alysiareiner @kerrywashington @padmalakshmi

202,669 Likes | 2125 days ago | 4,961

I’m proud to say that “I Feel Pretty” has made 88.4 million dollars so far. Along with Blockers and Game Night it is in the top 3 grossing comedies of the year. In a time when everything is about perception I wanted to let anyone who follows me know that after all the criticism saying I had no right to play this role or people mad at the trailer the people have spoken and they love this movie. I’m so proud. Thank you for all your support!

26,363 Likes | 2125 days ago | 175

New episode of #3girls1keith on @spotify with @racheldoesstuff

29,685 Likes | 2125 days ago | 240

Bad people

52,374 Likes | 2126 days ago | 590

#FamiliesBelongTogether -- and not in cages. Find an event near you this weekend: familiesbelongtogether.org All families want what’s best for their children. We won’t let @realdonaldTrump demonize immigrant families for sacrificing everything to keep their children safe. Stand up to say #familiesbelongtogether: familiesbelongtogether.org

13,741 Likes | 2126 days ago | 72

Watch @Rashida directed PSA with a lil assist for. #donaldglover the link is in my bio share!!!

5,496 Likes | 2126 days ago | 36

My brilliant friend @amberrosetamblyn has a book out you need. #anyman @nytimes

25,423 Likes | 2126 days ago | 176

Just sending everyone love. We will all stand together. We can do this but we need everyone. #itstime

21,356 Likes | 2129 days ago | 256

In solidarity with the survivors of the Las Vegas shooting, I’m telling the ATF to ban bump stocks. The public comment period ends on Wednesday, so please join me & take action today: https://every.tw/bump-stocks @Everytown @MomsDemand link in bio

48,097 Likes | 2129 days ago | 310

@rbgmovie still in theaters. This quote is in the film from Sarah Moore Grimké who was an abolitionist, attorney, judge, and feminist. Because she was barred from receiving a formal education, she educated herself.

247,612 Likes | 2129 days ago | 2,620

Repost of @jessykirson #happypride

21,339 Likes | 2130 days ago | 162

@coldspringtavern is a dependably great time. Great staff and music from #johnlyle

50,000 Likes | 2131 days ago | 457

Guys, get a dog. And a sister

65,862 Likes | 2132 days ago | 788

So mad I got photographed paddle boarding today! #paparazzi

146,745 Likes | 2132 days ago | 969

Very great day. Went to the amazing @outermostinn with @cazziedavid and JG! Hung with @tdathletesedge the greatest ass kicker of all time and his fam and my main squeeze. Thanks Martha’s Vineyard for being heaven. Back to work.

19,606 Likes | 2133 days ago | 432

It’s official. We’ve launched! Check out our new podcast #3Girls1Keith on @spotify @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett @kwrsupe

55,979 Likes | 2133 days ago | 447

Gone fishing

26,137 Likes | 2133 days ago | 169

this could have been taken last night as well. Guys, it’s been pointed out to me that it is Wednesday. But

72,982 Likes | 2133 days ago | 1,975

Please join me in signing @natalieportman petition. Link in bio #keepfamiliestogether

43,874 Likes | 2133 days ago | 607

And today is a good day to donate to @aclu_nationwide

68,292 Likes | 2137 days ago | 345

Dadoo

42,793 Likes | 2137 days ago | 192

Oh ok

72,063 Likes | 2137 days ago | 581

And I’m feelin good. This was before I heard about j and bey releasing a new album. Just a dumb bitch on the beach.

52,938 Likes | 2138 days ago | 278

Photo by flapjack

46,442 Likes | 2138 days ago | 453

For your consideration #ingeneral

43,530 Likes | 2139 days ago | 261

🌤

27,270 Likes | 2139 days ago | 572

Make sure to tune into my @spotify Original Podcast Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith on 6/21. #3Girls1Spotify

27,079 Likes | 2141 days ago | 838

New do #flamesonthesideofmyface

95,624 Likes | 2142 days ago | 608

Too on the nose?

22,783 Likes | 2143 days ago | 718

Thanks for another important statistic @uscannenberg Inclusion initiative. These stats are for rotten tomatoes as well. About 78 percent of critics are male and 82 percent white. This is worth noting and changing. Link to the full stats in my bio

102,887 Likes | 2143 days ago | 1,109

Thanks for having us #tonyawards thanks @brandonmaxwell @andrea_tiller @kimmykuppkakes @leesaevansstyle thanks for always running my lines with me @mofischhh #prewine

100,797 Likes | 2143 days ago | 857

Tony skin prep on lock @skyniceland

36,897 Likes | 2144 days ago | 194

Tonight are the TONY awards and I am nominated for lead actress for my performance in Steve Martin’s “Meteor Shower” and the reason is because of these people. @jeremyshamos @keeganmic and my ride or die @laurabenanti Jerry Zaks directed the hell out of us. I’m really proud and grateful and am gonna try to appreciate every second tonight.

5,171 Likes | 2144 days ago | 64

Yay! @georgialouisesk skin guru is uncovering her mad invention to the world. Loving my #glopulse I was not paid to post this. She is the greatest. Works in mostly fancy famous people’s skin but is a down to earth hilarious bad ass bitch. She’s a mother of 2 and an entrepreneur and let’s show her some support!

147,114 Likes | 2145 days ago | 892

Happy #nationalbestfriendday from us!

53,292 Likes | 2146 days ago | 259

We were babies here. My sweet hilarious friend. @julianmccullough has an hour special called #MaybeImAMan airing tomorrow night at 12am on @comedycentral

36,847 Likes | 2147 days ago | 413

#tbt back with my training partner #tatianamaslany

47,820 Likes | 2147 days ago | 413

I can’t wait to see @oceans8movie out tomorrow!!

26,988 Likes | 2150 days ago | 256

Goodnight!

27,673 Likes | 2150 days ago | 947

I am not being paid for this. But I want to let you know how much I love these edibles. Life changing! Thank you for existing @thelordjones

29,468 Likes | 2150 days ago | 200

Their album release party @poppy_louise #gus #tati

14,892 Likes | 2150 days ago | 86

Thank you @clusterfest we had a great time. So fun to see my best friends and favorite performers kill. @bridgeteverett @miacomedy @nikkiglaser @rachelfeinstein_ thank you to the audience for staying in the cold!

132,807 Likes | 2152 days ago | 2,798

52,223 Likes | 2152 days ago | 234

These girls will all be appearing together at @clusterfest tonight with our friend @miacomedy #dontgochasingwaterfalls

16,220 Likes | 2152 days ago | 137

Watching #mariabamford perform gives me life! Laughed so hard. Felt so good. Thank you. Picture by @sf_sunshiiine

144,933 Likes | 2152 days ago | 2,170

Carrying lil Levi with a guy I didn’t know would become my father in law! Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I love my friends and my family. Thank you to kind reasonable people who don’t take themselves too seriously and who are authentic. Truthful. Honest people who know who they are. I get a ton of shit for endless nonsense but I am proud of the way I am living. I fight for what I believe in. If that annoys you. I don’t care.

96,409 Likes | 2153 days ago | 1,396

My family and i #wearorange because more children have BEEN KILLED BY GUNS SINCE SANDY HOOK THAN U.S. SOLDIERS IN COMBAT SINCE 9/11.-Newsweek. All my love thinking of Mayci and Jillian and all of the parents and sisters and daughters and sons I’ve met who have lost their loved one to gun violence. @everytown

38,127 Likes | 2153 days ago | 298

I #WearOrange for Ciera Glenn, who was shot and killed in a senseless act of gun violence, and in support of her mom Patricia, who should have never had to bury her child. And always and forever for #maycibreaux and #jillianjohnson @everytown

25,957 Likes | 2153 days ago | 561

Moooooddddddd

122,011 Likes | 2154 days ago | 1,650

Hi!. Tomorrow is my bday. If you want to say happy birthday to me. Please do it by joining me for #wearorange day tomorrow. As a sign to end gun violence. Everytown.org can help! 🍊

99,208 Likes | 2162 days ago | 753

Champion

45,273 Likes | 2163 days ago | 264

She knows the deal @rbgmovie #ruthbaderginsburg is the truth

13,536 Likes | 2163 days ago | 83

Bearded angels @antoniomoranyc and lil tati

20,716 Likes | 2163 days ago | 93

#ibiza comes out on @netflix May 25th and @vanessabayer @dopequeenpheebs @gillianjacobs @michaelawat and all its creators thank you! So funny and sweet!

8,041 Likes | 2164 days ago | 156

Exciting news soon with @bridgeteverett @kwrsupe @rachelfeinstein_

32,822 Likes | 2164 days ago | 138

My main chick @kellyclarkson did the greatest job hosting last night and this performance from @saltnpepaofficial and @envoguemusic blew my mind!

68,581 Likes | 2165 days ago | 324

Laughed to tears watching @theofficialsuperstar and #willferrell host #cordandtish on @hbo let’s all watch #tinafey kill in the @nbcsnl finale. Especially lil baby @aidybryant aidybryant

57,984 Likes | 2166 days ago | 641

text ACT to 644-33, which signs you up for Everytown’s mobile action list.

26,059 Likes | 2166 days ago | 427

Please do not miss this movie about #ruthbaderginsburg @rbgmovie its playing nationwide. Bring everyone! #rbgmovie mandatory viewing

36,392 Likes | 2167 days ago | 644

Tats strapped in for family bike ride. #nyc also everyone my comments about the royal wedding were a joke. I’m sure it will be a great pressure free day that’s just about the couple and their best friends! Relax lil honies. It was a joke on an Australian radio station.

46,912 Likes | 2168 days ago | 316

#tbt @nbcsnl can’t wait to see Tina and @nickiminaj this week!

10,498 Likes | 2169 days ago | 138

Well @mxviv is the greatest and if you miss seeing her perform I feel bad for you

36,757 Likes | 2171 days ago | 550

Thanks to the writers and crew and cast and Lorne @kimmykuppkakes @andrea_tiller @leesaevans and @maryellenmatthewsnyc for the pics!

33,722 Likes | 2171 days ago | 133

The best week with the best girl. Thanks Kimby. Photo by Chris

83,833 Likes | 2172 days ago | 339

Happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for always being there and always answering when I call. I love you.

42,705 Likes | 2172 days ago | 488

Tonight @snl thank you @maryellenmatthewsnyc for my new prize possession. #tatiisamodel

43,337 Likes | 2172 days ago | 453

Don’t miss @nbcsnl tonight. Tati was so excited she 💩 in the elevator!

31,741 Likes | 2173 days ago | 603

Headed to @nbcsnl

43,154 Likes | 2173 days ago | 509

I’m hosting SNL tomorrow with musical guest @spaceykacey Don’t miss it!!!!! @nbcsnl

18,308 Likes | 2174 days ago | 87

Kimby and the birthday boy

127,727 Likes | 2175 days ago | 886

🚲 🐶

12,047 Likes | 2175 days ago | 84

@gayleking book @notetoselfbook is out. Get it!

66,690 Likes | 2175 days ago | 982

Table read @nbcsnl

74,613 Likes | 2175 days ago | 454

Get a load of these dickheads #snl

38,619 Likes | 2175 days ago | 536

I’m hosting SNL this Saturday! Don’t miss it! @nbcsnl

14,007 Likes | 2176 days ago | 109

My sister @kimcaramele is confused

46,712 Likes | 2178 days ago | 368

44,544 Likes | 2178 days ago | 537

I played it cool as hell opening for my hero @anidifranco tonight along with the amazing @gracieandrachel see them on tour!!!

49,049 Likes | 2178 days ago | 628

Oh snap. I’m hosting @nbcsnl Saturday! @spaceykacey is the musical guest!

42,172 Likes | 2179 days ago | 215

Dream night getting to see Steve Martin, Martin Short and the @steepcanyonrangers perform. Just the best show ever. They let me do some time too! I love these guys so much. Thank you!!! #busphoto

118,164 Likes | 2179 days ago | 1,177

😂😂😂

15,612 Likes | 2179 days ago | 98

Tonight @hboboxing will air a match with women for the very first time in 45 years. @ceciliabraekhus vs @ko_ndnbxr amazing. And also @childishgambino is hosting @nbcsnl big night.

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