Celebrities on Instagram
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239 Ranking |
4,188 Posts |
958,040 Followers |
2,299 Followings |
Whitney Cummings Posts
18,675 Likes | 42 days ago | 319
Halloween is upon us and my robot is desperate for attention. #halloween
8,574 Likes | 43 days ago | 98
This is gonna be a tricky week in California but sending huge thank you to all the heroes at the @losangelesfiredepartment for your incredible bravery. As I was checking to see how close the fire was to my house I saw them loading up and am completely in awe. Send them all the love and support you can ❤️ if you want to help you can donate to @lafdfoundation
36,465 Likes | 43 days ago | 7,001
My podcast is coming out in less than two weeks and i desperately need help picking the cover art for it. Since y’all never seem shy about giving honest feedback, let me know which pic you won’t get sick of? Thank you!
10,001 Likes | 44 days ago | 157
My pig would like to say hello and report that he’s gonna full pig at @centraltexaspigrescue 💛
18,906 Likes | 45 days ago | 247
When you’re effortlessly chic but also need to return the top when you’re done taking pictures in it.
8,613 Likes | 47 days ago | 90
#tbt when I got to have the most magical day ever seeing elephants rescued from the circus by my heroes at @pawsark2000 with @tessholliday ❤️
14,849 Likes | 48 days ago | 142
Thank you @vanityfair for providing me with the photo I will use in my obituary. ❤️ @rupaulofficial ❤️
5,943 Likes | 48 days ago | 147
My friend @katiecassidy sent me @withjane because she knows sometimes I need to calm the F@$#% down. All natch CBD and hemp oil. Take it down a notch with the furtive sips of Zima in a water bottle and get some at WithJane.com instead 💛
2,531 Likes | 65 days ago | 126
Thinking about buying this robot horse for my @whitneysrobot or is it not creepy enough?
16,582 Likes | 66 days ago | 212
Sleepy pig but make it fashion. I ❤️ you @thegentlebarn.
4,509 Likes | 67 days ago | 295
Psychopath @bentonrayy terrorizes wonderful person (me) with a dead squirrel and I will have night terrors forever.
2,268 Likes | 68 days ago | 39
Getting a robot of yourself is a full time job. The process took about 6 months. You have not seen her on my socials too much lately because she’s currently getting new eyeballs and fingers because I dropped her one too many times but she’s intact in my special now on Netflix.
12,561 Likes | 68 days ago | 312
I tried Gaga’s face stickers and I’d say I nailed it. @hauslabs you get me
23,719 Likes | 69 days ago | 809
The fact that I don’t charge for relationship advice is pretty wild. When else should you CALL IT in a relationship?
5,700 Likes | 69 days ago | 116
My nemeses @whitneysrobot and @bentonrayy made my closet clean out wildly demoralizing. Full video on my YouTube channel. Are these as ugly as these haters think they are
16,347 Likes | 70 days ago | 133
At the end of the special taping we had to pick up some promos and re-shoot something for continuity but my audience was a sass fest.
7,330 Likes | 71 days ago | 85
Was everyone at my special taping a Virgo? Because y’all were bossy and micro-managey as hell when we had to do some pick ups at the end. 🤦🏻♀️ More outtakes on my YouTube channel
19,564 Likes | 72 days ago | 1,679
If I see you wearing these, we will have words. Who is the target audience for these?!
29,423 Likes | 83 days ago | 930
Here’s an update on Violet the @wrinkledragon. She’s doing just fine even though I’m suspicious she got butt implants and is now an actual potato.
6,628 Likes | 83 days ago | 77
I was not able to do the Alec Baldwin Roast but I did bring him up in my Netflix special out of absolutely nowhere. More info about my boob fiasco on my YouTube channel.
6,657 Likes | 85 days ago | 112
I knew @steveo could handle @whitneysrobot in “conversation mode” where I don’t program what she says. I’m still having nightmares, but he handled it great. Link to full video in my bio. 🤖
12,365 Likes | 86 days ago | 430
Actual footage of me at a party trying to talk to people about my dogs. Tag your friends who would listen to me 🤦🏻♀️
28,823 Likes | 86 days ago | 498
I’m starting to get this slide show thing! Three mediocre photos equals one good one 👍
4,921 Likes | 87 days ago | 52
The always hilarious @robintran04.
9,342 Likes | 87 days ago | 1,027
On Saturdays we Vogue Battle as if we are in the tractor scene from Footloose. My dance enemy @bentonrayy wants to give you a pair of the shoes I’m wearing. They’re by my favorite vegan shoe line @cultofcoquette. Two people will get them for free but you gotta: 1. Make sure you are following myself, @cultofcoquette and @bentonrayy 2. Tag a friend in the comments. 3. Benton will then pick 2 winners and connect you with @cultofcoquette who will get two of y’all my favorite heels. (swipe right to see up close) Winners will be chosen on September 30! We are GOOD PEOPLE it turns out! Good luck! ❤️
19,254 Likes | 88 days ago | 208
Urgent please help
14,462 Likes | 88 days ago | 934
Spot on? @bentonrayy made this so direct your anger at him, Virgos and Cancers.
19,706 Likes | 89 days ago | 640
A clip from my HBO special I’m Your Girlfriend, where she ruminates about how men discovered anal sex. Longer clips on my YouTube channel #tbt
470 Likes | 111 days ago | 15
I put Bearclaw on a dating app and it went incredibly weird. Link to full video in bio.
10,816 Likes | 113 days ago | 183
And this is what the end of my next special will look like. Thank you @thepouf for making this so I get used to @whitneysrobot getting revenge.
35,375 Likes | 115 days ago | 1,752
Am I allowed to just get married in this? What is with the “wedding dresses must be white” racket? Who makes these rules? Has anyone experienced a not white wedding dress and how did it go? Why didn’t we all take a fashion tip from the icon @sarahjessicaparker?
35,126 Likes | 116 days ago | 636
It really could go either way.
49,143 Likes | 116 days ago | 1,049
This is not how I saw my life going.
20,508 Likes | 117 days ago | 307
Fingers crossed the great @melissavcomedy and I are long lost twins so I finally get to call her my sister
10,907 Likes | 118 days ago | 532
This happened moments before Bearclaws @jimmykimmellive performance, so now you know why she looked so incredibly crazy. 🤦🏻♀️ Do not watch this if you’re creeped out by things that look kinda human kinda dead
18,042 Likes | 119 days ago | 278
I was an intern at @voguemagazine and now they’re obsessed with me.
17,518 Likes | 119 days ago | 388
Welcome to Hollywood
30,599 Likes | 120 days ago | 286
Tonight I am on @jimmykimmellive dressed like the maid from the Jetsons. We talk about robots, weddings, and why I’ll never be in Star Wars.
5,774 Likes | 120 days ago | 74
Today is #worldelephantday. If you want to do something to help, follow or donate to @pawsark2000 who truly rescue and do not exploit. And do not ride elephants or support the circus. Do not believe assholes who say it’s “conservation.” It’s not. It’s always abuse. We’ve all made mistakes but it’s never too late to do the right thing. I also love @sheldricktrust 🐘 ❤️
8,950 Likes | 121 days ago | 166
The genius @melissavcomedy is more me than me with her impression of me and now I don’t even know who I am.
13,290 Likes | 122 days ago | 212
This was the first day I met @whitneysrobot. I know I seem comfortable with her now, but at first I was alarmed to say the least. I had no idea she was going to be able to have actual conversations without being programmed, so this broke my brain. We are both now screaming on Netflix.
55,108 Likes | 123 days ago | 16,798
Wedding dress shopping is surprisingly hard and I rolled my ankle numerous times...but which one do you like? And thank you @amsale for letting me be such a dumb ass in your beautiful salon.
9,888 Likes | 123 days ago | 214
Okay this started as a joke but now this bitch is starting to take my gigs. She’s on @todayshow airing right now but the good news is that her performance is robotic
18,249 Likes | 124 days ago | 372
How many horses can you spot on this dress that I’m never taking off?
13,735 Likes | 124 days ago | 126
Thank you @ryanseacrest for keeping the conversation moving so I couldn’t digress and force @vanessahudgens to sing RENT with me on @livekellyandryan this morning. Thank you @abbyhornacek for giving me this normal white shirt to borrow and 💇🏻♀️ @jillianhalouska 💄 @andrea_tiller
27,812 Likes | 126 days ago | 651
I found the only shirt I’ll ever wear again. Thank you @lelarose for being a genius and realizing that dogs should be on everything. Tag your dog people ☺️
26,019 Likes | 127 days ago | 502
I always forget I have this damn tattoo. Thank you for asking so many smart questions about my special @itsalexberg @buzzfeed @am2dm 🤖 📷 @jjreddington
12,367 Likes | 127 days ago | 212
Happy #worklikeadog day and by that I mean I hope you sleep for most of it. @netflixisajoke @netflix #canitouchit
6,687 Likes | 128 days ago | 146
If this doesn’t get me a deal to do a reboot of the movie Face/Off then Hollywood hates money 🤖
6,853 Likes | 129 days ago | 348
Got her wig snatched, then remembered she’s still cute. @whitneysrobot 🤖
37,124 Likes | 130 days ago | 1,375
There is a slight chance I did all this just so I could drive in the carpool lane. #canitouchit
57,113 Likes | 132 days ago | 1,803
I think I’m getting the hang of this Instagram thing: just pretend you’re busy and reveal too much.
28,765 Likes | 132 days ago | 528
Violet was sick of my robot stealing her thunder.
30,931 Likes | 133 days ago | 563
As always, thank you @joerogan.
10,761 Likes | 133 days ago | 290
Can someone please get Bearclaw on Love Island and out of my house? I got her on every dating app, and that’s literally all I can do for her. You can see the beginning of this Robot ROM-COM on my new YouTube channel! Link in my stories! @netflixisajoke @whitneysrobot
8,221 Likes | 133 days ago | 272
Today this jerk takes over @netflixisajoke so head over there for some wild shit. @netflix @whitneysrobot 🤖
20,715 Likes | 133 days ago | 661
Don’t be jealous you didn’t think of it! My new special CAN I TOUCH IT? is now streaming on @netflix ! #canitouchit @netflixisajoke @whitneysrobot for everyone asking @robzangardi is the brain behind my denim tuxedo.
13,306 Likes | 134 days ago | 469
Tonight at midnight my new stand up special streams on @netflixisajoke. PC police, start your engines. #canitouchit
5,350 Likes | 134 days ago | 112
Tonight you’ll get to find out what in the lords name all this rigmarole is all about! CAN I TOUCH IT? Streams at midnight on @netflixisajoke 🤖
18,522 Likes | 135 days ago | 798
This Tuesday at midnight on @netflixisajoke I’ll explain what the hell is going on here. #canitouchit
6,110 Likes | 135 days ago | 177
TWO more days till CAN I TOUCH IT? Streams on @netflixisajoke. Get ready to feel some weird things.
