Whitney Cummings

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Whitney Cummings My new Podcast Good For You is on Apple podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, etc. “Can I Touch It?” special on Netflix. Text me at 8182397527 or click here ⬇️ | linktr.ee/whitneycummings |

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Merch is COMING. comment with ideas.

6,347 Likes | 134 days ago | 148

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Today’s pod is one of my favorites. The comedy legend @jimnorton and brilliant writer, producer, singer and my bestie @ourladyj and I have a frank AF talk about trans issues. I ask all the dumb questions so you don’t have to. ❤️

30,566 Likes | 135 days ago | 607

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Nobody talks about the behind the scenes destroyed friendships caused by making Tik Tok videos. Swipe to watch us grow to hate each other. More meltdowns in my stories

5,446 Likes | 135 days ago | 99

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Kate showed me how she stays @strong4mefit and I nailed it

15,441 Likes | 136 days ago | 853

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More hot content of me sleepwalking on my surveillance cameras. I seem to just be staring at my garage angrily? 😂

48,276 Likes | 137 days ago | 1,185

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Babies and i are obsessed with this top from @fashionbrandcompany 😍

19,027 Likes | 137 days ago | 175

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Sunday at my house in a nutshell #adoptdontshop

26,897 Likes | 138 days ago | 452

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People who listen to the pod get it

7,848 Likes | 139 days ago | 86

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I learned so much about breastfeeding from @kateupton 🤯 shout out to all the moms who talk about the hardships and complications of motherhood to dispel shame! Full episode now on YouTube ❤️

3,031 Likes | 139 days ago | 116

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We are selling out and adding shows! New shows added in San Fran, Chicago and CT. Love you guys. ❤️

27,726 Likes | 140 days ago | 942

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Do guys really like a woman with money?

14,474 Likes | 140 days ago | 217

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@kateupton has the best taste in wedding gifts!

11,774 Likes | 254 days ago | 245

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My podcast studio is almost as ready as my Halloween costume

18,675 Likes | 254 days ago | 319

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Halloween is upon us and my robot is desperate for attention. #halloween

8,574 Likes | 255 days ago | 98

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This is gonna be a tricky week in California but sending huge thank you to all the heroes at the @losangelesfiredepartment for your incredible bravery. As I was checking to see how close the fire was to my house I saw them loading up and am completely in awe. Send them all the love and support you can ❤️ if you want to help you can donate to @lafdfoundation

36,465 Likes | 255 days ago | 7,001

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My podcast is coming out in less than two weeks and i desperately need help picking the cover art for it. Since y’all never seem shy about giving honest feedback, let me know which pic you won’t get sick of? Thank you!

10,001 Likes | 256 days ago | 157

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My pig would like to say hello and report that he’s gonna full pig at @centraltexaspigrescue 💛

18,906 Likes | 257 days ago | 247

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When you’re effortlessly chic but also need to return the top when you’re done taking pictures in it.

11,425 Likes | 258 days ago | 243

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Did my first Tik Tok and Kesha sabotaged it. WOW @iiswhoiis

4,940 Likes | 258 days ago | 227

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I am the new queen of make up tutorials don’t be jealous

8,613 Likes | 259 days ago | 90

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#tbt when I got to have the most magical day ever seeing elephants rescued from the circus by my heroes at @pawsark2000 with @tessholliday ❤️

14,849 Likes | 260 days ago | 142

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Thank you @vanityfair for providing me with the photo I will use in my obituary. ❤️ @rupaulofficial ❤️

5,943 Likes | 261 days ago | 147

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My friend @katiecassidy sent me @withjane because she knows sometimes I need to calm the F@$#% down. All natch CBD and hemp oil. Take it down a notch with the furtive sips of Zima in a water bottle and get some at WithJane.com instead 💛

8,160 Likes | 261 days ago | 436

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Finally figured out how to make homemade artisanal lattes!

2,531 Likes | 277 days ago | 126

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Thinking about buying this robot horse for my @whitneysrobot or is it not creepy enough?

16,582 Likes | 278 days ago | 212

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Sleepy pig but make it fashion. I ❤️ you @thegentlebarn.

24,417 Likes | 278 days ago | 1,192

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Condoms but make it fashion

4,509 Likes | 279 days ago | 295

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Psychopath @bentonrayy terrorizes wonderful person (me) with a dead squirrel and I will have night terrors forever.

4,021 Likes | 279 days ago | 334

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I’ve been hoodwinked! Has anyone else had this happen?!

2,268 Likes | 280 days ago | 39

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Getting a robot of yourself is a full time job. The process took about 6 months. You have not seen her on my socials too much lately because she’s currently getting new eyeballs and fingers because I dropped her one too many times but she’s intact in my special now on Netflix.

12,561 Likes | 280 days ago | 312

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I tried Gaga’s face stickers and I’d say I nailed it. @hauslabs you get me

23,719 Likes | 281 days ago | 809

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The fact that I don’t charge for relationship advice is pretty wild. When else should you CALL IT in a relationship?

5,700 Likes | 281 days ago | 116

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My nemeses @whitneysrobot and @bentonrayy made my closet clean out wildly demoralizing. Full video on my YouTube channel. Are these as ugly as these haters think they are

16,347 Likes | 282 days ago | 133

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At the end of the special taping we had to pick up some promos and re-shoot something for continuity but my audience was a sass fest.

7,330 Likes | 283 days ago | 85

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Was everyone at my special taping a Virgo? Because y’all were bossy and micro-managey as hell when we had to do some pick ups at the end. 🤦🏻‍♀️ More outtakes on my YouTube channel

19,564 Likes | 284 days ago | 1,679

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If I see you wearing these, we will have words. Who is the target audience for these?!

29,423 Likes | 295 days ago | 930

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Here’s an update on Violet the @wrinkledragon. She’s doing just fine even though I’m suspicious she got butt implants and is now an actual potato.

6,628 Likes | 295 days ago | 77

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I was not able to do the Alec Baldwin Roast but I did bring him up in my Netflix special out of absolutely nowhere. More info about my boob fiasco on my YouTube channel.

9,118 Likes | 296 days ago | 449

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Every day.

15,268 Likes | 297 days ago | 2,094

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What should the name of my new cooking show be called?

6,657 Likes | 297 days ago | 112

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I knew @steveo could handle @whitneysrobot in “conversation mode” where I don’t program what she says. I’m still having nightmares, but he handled it great. Link to full video in my bio. 🤖

12,365 Likes | 298 days ago | 430

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Actual footage of me at a party trying to talk to people about my dogs. Tag your friends who would listen to me 🤦🏻‍♀️

28,823 Likes | 298 days ago | 498

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I’m starting to get this slide show thing! Three mediocre photos equals one good one 👍

4,921 Likes | 299 days ago | 52

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The always hilarious @robintran04.

9,342 Likes | 299 days ago | 1,027

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On Saturdays we Vogue Battle as if we are in the tractor scene from Footloose. My dance enemy @bentonrayy wants to give you a pair of the shoes I’m wearing. They’re by my favorite vegan shoe line @cultofcoquette. Two people will get them for free but you gotta: 1. Make sure you are following myself, @cultofcoquette and @bentonrayy 2. Tag a friend in the comments. 3. Benton will then pick 2 winners and connect you with @cultofcoquette who will get two of y’all my favorite heels. (swipe right to see up close) Winners will be chosen on September 30! We are GOOD PEOPLE it turns out! Good luck! ❤️

19,254 Likes | 300 days ago | 208

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Urgent please help

14,462 Likes | 300 days ago | 934

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Spot on? @bentonrayy made this so direct your anger at him, Virgos and Cancers.

19,706 Likes | 301 days ago | 640

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A clip from my HBO special I’m Your Girlfriend, where she ruminates about how men discovered anal sex. Longer clips on my YouTube channel #tbt

470 Likes | 323 days ago | 15

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I put Bearclaw on a dating app and it went incredibly weird. Link to full video in bio.

18,199 Likes | 324 days ago | 598

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If someone saw my recent Ring camera footage I’d be on a list

10,816 Likes | 325 days ago | 183

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And this is what the end of my next special will look like. Thank you @thepouf for making this so I get used to @whitneysrobot getting revenge.

6,275 Likes | 326 days ago | 81

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Getting a robot made of yourself is not a game, people.

35,375 Likes | 327 days ago | 1,752

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Am I allowed to just get married in this? What is with the “wedding dresses must be white” racket? Who makes these rules? Has anyone experienced a not white wedding dress and how did it go? Why didn’t we all take a fashion tip from the icon @sarahjessicaparker?

35,126 Likes | 328 days ago | 636

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It really could go either way.

49,143 Likes | 328 days ago | 1,049

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This is not how I saw my life going.

17,423 Likes | 329 days ago | 539

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I do my best Catherine O’Hara impression #fruitwine @am2dm

20,508 Likes | 329 days ago | 307

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Fingers crossed the great @melissavcomedy and I are long lost twins so I finally get to call her my sister

10,907 Likes | 330 days ago | 532

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This happened moments before Bearclaws @jimmykimmellive performance, so now you know why she looked so incredibly crazy. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Do not watch this if you’re creeped out by things that look kinda human kinda dead

18,042 Likes | 331 days ago | 278

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I was an intern at @voguemagazine and now they’re obsessed with me.

17,518 Likes | 331 days ago | 388

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Welcome to Hollywood

30,599 Likes | 332 days ago | 286

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Tonight I am on @jimmykimmellive dressed like the maid from the Jetsons. We talk about robots, weddings, and why I’ll never be in Star Wars.

5,774 Likes | 332 days ago | 74

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Today is #worldelephantday. If you want to do something to help, follow or donate to @pawsark2000 who truly rescue and do not exploit. And do not ride elephants or support the circus. Do not believe assholes who say it’s “conservation.” It’s not. It’s always abuse. We’ve all made mistakes but it’s never too late to do the right thing. I also love @sheldricktrust 🐘 ❤️

8,950 Likes | 333 days ago | 166

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The genius @melissavcomedy is more me than me with her impression of me and now I don’t even know who I am.

13,290 Likes | 334 days ago | 212

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This was the first day I met @whitneysrobot. I know I seem comfortable with her now, but at first I was alarmed to say the least. I had no idea she was going to be able to have actual conversations without being programmed, so this broke my brain. We are both now screaming on Netflix.

55,108 Likes | 335 days ago | 16,798

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Wedding dress shopping is surprisingly hard and I rolled my ankle numerous times...but which one do you like? And thank you @amsale for letting me be such a dumb ass in your beautiful salon.

9,888 Likes | 335 days ago | 214

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Okay this started as a joke but now this bitch is starting to take my gigs. She’s on @todayshow airing right now but the good news is that her performance is robotic

18,249 Likes | 336 days ago | 372

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How many horses can you spot on this dress that I’m never taking off?

13,735 Likes | 336 days ago | 126

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Thank you @ryanseacrest for keeping the conversation moving so I couldn’t digress and force @vanessahudgens to sing RENT with me on @livekellyandryan this morning. Thank you @abbyhornacek for giving me this normal white shirt to borrow and 💇🏻‍♀️ @jillianhalouska 💄 @andrea_tiller

3,783 Likes | 337 days ago | 148

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Bearclaw is having one of those days.

27,812 Likes | 338 days ago | 651

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I found the only shirt I’ll ever wear again. Thank you @lelarose for being a genius and realizing that dogs should be on everything. Tag your dog people ☺️

26,019 Likes | 339 days ago | 502

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I always forget I have this damn tattoo. Thank you for asking so many smart questions about my special @itsalexberg @buzzfeed @am2dm 🤖 📷 @jjreddington

12,367 Likes | 339 days ago | 212

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Happy #worklikeadog day and by that I mean I hope you sleep for most of it. @netflixisajoke @netflix #canitouchit

6,687 Likes | 340 days ago | 146

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If this doesn’t get me a deal to do a reboot of the movie Face/Off then Hollywood hates money 🤖

6,853 Likes | 341 days ago | 348

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Got her wig snatched, then remembered she’s still cute. @whitneysrobot 🤖

37,124 Likes | 342 days ago | 1,375

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There is a slight chance I did all this just so I could drive in the carpool lane. #canitouchit

9,206 Likes | 343 days ago | 254