Looks like Monday night is about to get pretty weird thanks to @nightdovestudio and @a1array - Alexa: Play “Old Time Rock N Roll” by Bob Seger
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... wake up, walk down stairs, hop in dingy, go to beach, lay down. Rinse and repeat. Pinch me. This place is surreal.
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Happy Father’s Day!!
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Woohoo!!!! Launched the first collection for our elevated brand “Thieves Gold” today! So proud of the team!! (Window display at Fred Segal Sunset) 🔑🏆🥇🎗🛎🔱 #thievesgold
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11 years ago ... we were laying in bed having one of those amazing lazy mornings where we we’d do nothing. You were 9 months pregnant with Honor and we were so excited to meet her in the coming weeks. Not sure who thought of it first but the decision we made that day would forever change the course of our lives. We hopped up, got dressed and drove straight to the courthouse. Prior to that day, neither of us thought marriage was important...it felt outdated and we weren’t going to fall for an antiquated social construction. But something changed in us that morning. It wasn’t the dream wedding you deserved, in fact, it was laughably awkward. Standing under an arch of dusty plastic flowers in the courthouse chapel, we held hands and said I Do. No friends or family in attendance...just you, me and the courthouse employee who served as our witness. We walked out holding hands, giggling with excitement and a touch of nervousness. I remember opening the car door for you and as you climbed in, calling you Mrs Warren for the first time. 11 years and 3 kids later, we’re still learning, growing, giggling and loving ... here’s to a lifetime of pushing each other to be the best versions of ourselves and catching each other when we fall. Happy Anniversary Mrs Warren!
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Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday my love. 15 years later, you still take my breath away...I guess I’m out of shape. You’re my favorite. Love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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If this pic had sound you’d hear him screaming “it’s Fridaaaaaaaay!” .... he knows what’s up.
48,686 Likes | 228 days ago | 236
So thankful for this gang of amazing, powerful, intelligent, beautiful, strong, funny, kind, compassionate and caring women. They are the backbone of this family and we’d be nothing without them ❤️❤️ “a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle” ❤️❤️#internationalwomensday
3,081 Likes | 244 days ago | 56
Duke v. North Carolina! Bucket list week ✔️
4,363 Likes | 250 days ago | 28
Zero complaints! Best one yet. Would have taken a pic with the friends we celebrated with but they left before we were done eating. Not in a rude way though...just busy people❤️ @jamiepatricof @nicomiz @sweetbabyjamie @kellysawyer
22,620 Likes | 255 days ago | 165
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Walk it out...now walk it out. Get it Big Hayes!
1,756 Likes | 271 days ago | 51
Partnered up with my brother, Angel, and his brand @thestraye to create the sock/sneaker combo you’ve been dreaming of...your feet have never wanted something so badly. Happy Soles = happy souls. I’m lame I know. Woooohoooo!! #magical #readyforeverything #StrayeXPairofThieves
7,398 Likes | 285 days ago | 205
The elders were right. The grass IS greener on this side. Gliding into my 40s and feeling great ... but one thing I’ve been thinking a lot about lately is how fragile it all is. There are no do overs. At the end, each decision ends up being precious. I feel so damn fortunate to have family and friends who root for me, who got my back and who pick me up just when I need the boost ❤️❤️ It’s hard to miss the pins when you bowl with bumpers. I’m the luckiest dude in the world.
1,079 Likes | 286 days ago | 32
The All Whites just dropped! Classy AF. Stoked!! Super Limited and only avail on our site. @pairofthieves #readyforeverything
24,402 Likes | 295 days ago | 172
My main man turned 1 today and all I can think about is how much smarter my girls were at this age. Ha. Just joking. But not really. But for reals, hard to believe it’s only been a year because I can’t imagine life without you. Your giggle lights up our house and your sweet hugs are to die for. Thank you for making our family complete! Love you to the moon and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN HAYES!!! (Thanks for the adorable pic @kellysawyer :)
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I feel so damn lucky to have this crew by my side for life. Merry Christmas from our family to yours!! Lots of love and big hugs.
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Take me back! When you love what you do and you do what you love ... #tbt to that sequoia life 📷 @dirka
8,013 Likes | 307 days ago | 45
Guess this is my having fun face bc I was having a blast!
1,966 Likes | 313 days ago | 34
Throwing it back to the day I convinced my daughter I’m better at basketball than @kingjames 😬 ... can you spell SWISH?!? #dadlife #readyforeverything
620 Likes | 322 days ago | 19
Happy National Sock Day! Fun fact: @pairofthieves founded this day in 2016 to help celebrate those rare pairs of socks who have managed to stay together through the years. (Link in bio if you don’t believe me) #lifegoals #NationalSockDay
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The 6 seconds these two didn’t fight this weekend...Happy Monday!
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If you’re sitting on your couch watching extra holes of tiger vs Phil and kind of bored .... watch all 1:47 of this and thank me later. #blackfriday
2,851 Likes | 341 days ago | 39
Damn shiny objects! They win every time #tbt
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She’s so good at pretending to be into me #baby2babygala #youfancyhuh 📷 @carlosericlopez
27,078 Likes | 347 days ago | 294
Your son can swim? That’s cool. Call me when he can walk on water like Fritz the Great. @rlgerner #readyforeverything
17,769 Likes | 351 days ago | 103
Took my big kid to the polls this morning to vote. I voted because I’m an adult. It’s our right and our obligation to help steer this country in the direction of our liking. I don’t care what direction you want to go ... I just want you to act like an adult and vote.
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It’s gotta be the socks ... or maybe it’s the briefs. #fridaymood😎 @pairofthieves
4,790 Likes | 359 days ago | 62
After trying to convince @jamiepatricof that he needed to rent a vintage Ferrari for me to drive.
12,784 Likes | 362 days ago | 78
#TBT to that time I made 16 month old Honor serve me beer instead of taking her trick or treating....the good ole days 🎃
3,404 Likes | 392 days ago | 72
When simply drinking a cup of coffee to wake up no longer seems to work...
16,914 Likes | 402 days ago | 143
Honor said Mama first. Haven said Dada. Hayes was the tie-break! Game over @jessicaalba #Dada #ForTheWin
5,209 Likes | 407 days ago | 24
Are you ready for Monday Night Football?!!
9,962 Likes | 413 days ago | 75
Bedtime after a summer break was never fun. But it is what it is. I don’t feel bad for you. Not even the slightest bit ❤️
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Labor Day ☑️💯
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Moms out of town. You think we should rage?
11,213 Likes | 435 days ago | 91
My amazingly wonderful daughter - you turn 7 today and celebrating you is easily my favorite thing to do. You’ve grown so much in the last year ... and nothing illustrates that more than your beautiful toothless smile. You wake up every morning with the energy and fearlessness needed to conquer the day ...and you fight going to bed like you already know how quickly time flies. My sweet Haven, please continue to blaze your own trail because I’m not sure anyone has paved the roads you’re going to explore. I‘m so proud of you. I love everything about you. Happy Birthday!!
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Not a care.....
1,473 Likes | 447 days ago | 11
Think of all the great things you’ll achieve when you’re wearing a pair of thieves
887 Likes | 463 days ago | 89
Worked with my dear friends over at ATTN on a fun video that hopefully helps explain the benefits of our magical undies...woohooo!!! Happy Monday. #Regram @attndotcom Finally, a pair of underwear that promises to solve SWASS. Made in partnership with @pairofthieves
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Double Digits!!! Woohoo!! It’s a big deal ... I mean, kind of. You still have to go to bed at 8pm, you still have to eat dinner before dessert, you still have to do your homework, you still can’t watch your iPad during the week, you still have to clean up your room & you still have to share with your little sister ... I guess what I’m trying to say is, I love you with all my heart and I’m so proud of the 10 year old you. You are everything I could have ever dreamed of in a first child and I’m so thankful your soul chose me to be your dad. Happy Birthday my sweet sweet Honor, me
I wrote this last night :) My love - It’s the eve of your birthday, you’re sleeping, our daughters are next to you in our bed, and I couldn’t think of a better time to write you a short note. I say it every year, but I’ll never get used to how quickly time flies. We can turn tiny moments into landmark events or we can accept that landmark events are simply fleeting moments. Either way, I’m slowly realizing there’s no real way to keep tabs on life....sadly, the specific memories fade but somehow we’re able to hold on to the feelings those memories create. And those feelings shape who we are and who we’ll become. If I could thank you for one thing on your birthday, I’d thank you for giving me all the feelings. Today marks the first day of your next year of life and I promise to continue to cherish our tiny moments and our landmark events... Cheers to you and another 365 days of having all the feels! Happy Birthday my babe!! - me
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I’m 99.7% certain he’s ticklish. And if he is, he wants to kick me in face right now...because this is torture if you’re ticklish. Hahahaha.
12,592 Likes | 556 days ago | 109
Don’t know about you, but this pretty much sums up my Saturday.
2,692 Likes | 559 days ago | 31
I’m sitting at my desk wondering if my kids will take me back to the park this weekend #humpdaythoughts
3,165 Likes | 562 days ago | 13
Like father like daughter.
2,877 Likes | 564 days ago | 17
The day was a good day
14,762 Likes | 570 days ago | 69
Took my girls on a dad/daughter ski trip this weekend and made sure to document the 8 minutes I spent with them. #BestTripEver
30,434 Likes | 576 days ago | 195
This guy. Watched Bubba win match play and Kansas beat Duke ... He’s already more talented than both of his sisters. Happy Sunday
14,290 Likes | 579 days ago | 134
Pure Joy. Kids are born with the emotions, instincts and intuitiveness adults wish they had. My Pops sent me this pic the other day and I feel like the kid me would say to the adult me “keep it simple stupid. Life isn’t as complicated as you pretend it to be” #tbt
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Weird! Some people can’t see Elvis in this photo...and some can’t see the dudes. I can see both ... but I also knew that dress was gold. New award winning undies by @pairofthieves just launched on site! BOOOM!
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If we lived in the UK this man would be knighted. Sir @dapperdanharlem ... a true living legend. Chopped it up over lunch about fashion, culture, influence and giving back. Hope to find a way to work together in near future...but even if we don’t I’m grateful for the time and new friendship. Thanks for the 📸@JelaniDay!!