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@jennyslate : The first step towards getting over your fear of horses is: a thoughtful person gives you horse socks so that you may take that small first step. Towards horses. In horse socks. (But if u don’t wear the horse socks while getting near the horses, they will of course stomp on your head while they are getting struck by lightning and you will both perish in the middle of a large field. And their dicks are from hell and their faces are too long and their poops could fill a large purse and their feet are hammers but I’m gonna give these socks a whirl and keep an open mind)