5 minutes til @nbcbringthefunny!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 HURRY!!!!!
659,491 Likes | 88 days ago | 2,258
celebrating the love that is @meghan.mackenzie and @lukecdillon!!
543,751 Likes | 92 days ago | 1,352
the breakout star #theyreonyourheadmama @quayaustralia
353,820 Likes | 92 days ago | 664
such a fun launch with @quayaustralia!!! #WHERAREMYQUAYS
350,153 Likes | 93 days ago | 770
miles and papa teigen!
226,250 Likes | 93 days ago | 5,168
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY QUAYS!?! 😎 My new sunnies and blue light filtering glasses collection with @quayaustralia just dropped! Find your Quays at quayaustralia.com #QUAYXCHRISSY #quaypartner
370,447 Likes | 94 days ago | 1,445
we came. to slay. @pepperthai2
90,727 Likes | 95 days ago | 2,269
#BRINGTHEFUNNY is on TONIGHT at 10/9c on @nbc!! help me remember what I’m saying here. best guess gets to FaceTime me or john. Your pick!!
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now circulating on Twitter: “The america the left wants” - I cant stop laughing. Tag yourself, I’m the guy with a sheep friend
1,254,414 Likes | 96 days ago | 10,882
she is incredibly proud of this dress. I couldn’t pick one picture.
1,479,306 Likes | 99 days ago | 8,028
Luna puts her shoes on him.
425,636 Likes | 100 days ago | 1,986
So I birthed an ax eater
1,036,745 Likes | 101 days ago | 38,819
Yeah um, we have wildly different takes on “different views”
669,354 Likes | 101 days ago | 4,277
It’s happeningggggg ahhhhhh
447,132 Likes | 101 days ago | 1,463
Just found my favorite breastpump @haakaanz today during #worldbreastfeedingweek and feeling nostalgic thinking back to the days with my tiiiny babies. It made it so easy for me to pump (and live life)! Seems so long ago, but I guess now I'll just use it as my new drinking cup. #WBW2019 #haakaa #sponsored
35,162 Likes | 102 days ago | 222
let us make you happy!! the comedy clash starts tomorrow night on @nbcbringthefunny!!
938,258 Likes | 104 days ago | 5,943
it’s like someone took my husband, the love of my life, and extended my time with him by giving me his baby years too. Is that weird? That’s weird
1,590,336 Likes | 105 days ago | 9,555
*peter griffin LOOKATMYKIDS gif*
805,598 Likes | 105 days ago | 1,714
Rascals, in descending order of rascality
429,497 Likes | 105 days ago | 703
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These two!! (Not why I’m cranky) 💕💕💕 @stuholden @karalynholden
524,694 Likes | 105 days ago | 6,960
I haven’t been feeling like my best self lately. Like pretty super below it. I think I have an ulcer. Also I’m super cranky. And tired. Don’t tell me to go to the doctor. I will. But I still need help with the cranky part :( is there a cranky dr
363,783 Likes | 105 days ago | 434
Yesterday was a good day. HBD paul the dog!!
570,613 Likes | 108 days ago | 5,793
good morning ⛅️
950,374 Likes | 108 days ago | 12,255
Oh it is fuckin ON we are screwed
242,115 Likes | 109 days ago | 2,285
TOOT TOOT IT’S @NBCBRINGTHEFUNNY NIGHT!! 10pm on @NBC!!!
89,151 Likes | 110 days ago | 777
Oversize load coming through!! I just needed to go to @Target for one @PampersPure box, but…here I am, classsssssic #TargetRun #PampersPurePartner #TargetLittles
489,428 Likes | 112 days ago | 1,973
miles helping test mom’s noodle soup recipes!
160,238 Likes | 113 days ago | 947
I won a glammy award from @novakaplan and @glencocoforhair for being the best chair-sitter in all of hair and makeup land. I never get up, my scalp never hurts, I never care what you’re doing and I never blink through lashes. It took a lot of training, perfecting this craft but I am so appreciative of this acknowledgment and award. Also I am in LOVE with this blonde, @priscillavalles @traceycunningham1
666,033 Likes | 114 days ago | 2,632
Little man with all his favorite things! Currently going mad over cars and firetrucks! 🚨🚒🚨🚒🚨
31,837 Likes | 114 days ago | 277
Eat ALL the candies (and soy sauce?), but keep your teeth white by brushing with @burstoralcare. Get 10% off with code CHRISSY10 - tell them I sent you! #brushBURST #ChrissyxBURST #BURSTAmbassador
126,395 Likes | 115 days ago | 620
It’s @bringthefunny night!!!! 10pm after AGT on @nbc!! If you don’t watch I’ll never straighten my hair again and I’m finally gonna move to Connecticut to fulfill my wraparound porch dreams
402,639 Likes | 116 days ago | 2,981
I had this amazing idea to rent an RV so we could sleep in our friend’s driveway with the kids and not go back and forth to a hotel, lugging all our baby crap. I’ve always wanted to do a cross-country trip but figured just heading upstate would be a good start! These two videos were taken 5 minutes apart.
575,529 Likes | 116 days ago | 1,363
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cannot explain how much I love baby feet (AKA “piggies” in this household) GIMME THOSE PIGS
725,486 Likes | 118 days ago | 2,678
fucking love the grocery store
1,291,582 Likes | 119 days ago | 5,852
when you see your food coming
731,483 Likes | 119 days ago | 1,896
NYC - Bubby’s - chicken n pancakes
641,478 Likes | 122 days ago | 2,530
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Hanging with my friends on the sunset strip!! @BRINGTHEFUNNY is on tonight at 10pm!!! @NBC - there are some CHARACTERS on this episode!!
164,850 Likes | 124 days ago | 1,364
My own @burstoralcare infomercial!! Selfishly did it for that “cleaning corn” bit, but I really do love the toothbrush and use it every day. For today and tomorrow, receive a pack of their very tasty Coconut Whitening Strips when you join me and get your own BURST brush. Use code CHRISSY10 for an extra 10% off! #BrushBURST #ChrissyxBURST #BURSTAmbassador
411,651 Likes | 124 days ago | 2,518
indoor splash table - too hot outside!!! do not recommend
532,939 Likes | 125 days ago | 2,858
testing some hot crab dip for the website!! coming soooooo soon AHHHHHH
185,888 Likes | 125 days ago | 1,503
my target summer #cravingscollection is out!!! thank you for the awesome photos, @ohtarget!!
526,367 Likes | 128 days ago | 4,735
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she wanted a very fancy picnic, the kind Ursula would have if she were young ? Whatever that means #CravingsCollection
435,418 Likes | 130 days ago | 4,970
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Oh dear. They really do hear everything. #waittiltheend
554,280 Likes | 130 days ago | 1,999
oh my he is 🇹🇭!!
579,915 Likes | 130 days ago | 5,842
tryin to get that money @glencocoforhair @dianebuzzetta @monicarosestyle
79,227 Likes | 130 days ago | 454
HAPPY SHOW PREMIERE DAY!!! We’re on at 10PM, right after AGT on @nbc!!! Definitely post below whether or not you think I’m a comedian and for sure go to town arguing in the comments because there are just not enough things to be mad about in a day!!! Love u guys!!!!
269,535 Likes | 131 days ago | 965
Going through old photos. Look at dad!!
551,877 Likes | 131 days ago | 3,375
THANK YOU TO OUR BOAT CREW FOR PUTTING UP WITH US WE TRULY LOVE YOU
so embarrassing !!!!!!! just trying to work out !!!!!!!!!
525,986 Likes | 135 days ago | 1,153
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our little family!
414,954 Likes | 135 days ago | 523
the vacation gang. is back. @mrmikerosenthal @jenatkinhair
766,021 Likes | 135 days ago | 1,583
found my toons a new dress
260,359 Likes | 135 days ago | 1,175
told @jenatkinhair to give me Instagram girl hair
304,480 Likes | 135 days ago | 670
no caption been thinking too long
230,985 Likes | 135 days ago | 643
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if you email me anytime in the next 7 days this is who is replying
1,639,353 Likes | 137 days ago | 8,143
john posted this but I have more followers
678,559 Likes | 137 days ago | 1,754
💛 in portofino!! (shoutout to cobra team/backgrid)
625,907 Likes | 139 days ago | 1,270
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man. I remember doing this show blackout drunk childless, pregnant, 1 kid, pregnant again, and 2 kids. Life has changed but my love for @bravoandy and Bravo has not. Happy 10th anniversary!!!!! thank you for many years of true laughter and endless entertainment. ❤️ (via @deciderdotcom)
she was a little sleepy yesterday but always happy to see best friend @jimmyfallon!!!
1,151,804 Likes | 146 days ago | 4,898
happy in nyc!!! what a beautiful freaking day
730,324 Likes | 146 days ago | 3,205
I guess this is just a kids page now
866,538 Likes | 148 days ago | 6,841
when your first word is “yeah!”
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the story of witch baby
316,859 Likes | 151 days ago | 1,914
So proud of my toons at her first dentist appointment!!
1,087,542 Likes | 151 days ago | 12,935
when I was young, makeup was just for the face @glencocoforhair @dianebuzzetta
430,490 Likes | 155 days ago | 1,602
found my new favorite park!
258,821 Likes | 155 days ago | 1,075
255,657 Likes | 157 days ago | 1,963
coated in a paste of fresh garlic and filled with herbs. we collectively eat 6 of these fish a week. I’m so proud Luna loves it!!!
376,542 Likes | 157 days ago | 2,042
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home tomorrow 😩
573,178 Likes | 162 days ago | 3,320
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I love this girl
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Spent most of the day remaking an episode of Four Weddings on my stories! If you’re one of the 6 other people who watch it, you’ll love it!
266,092 Likes | 163 days ago | 731
truffle hunting! luna calling for the genius truffle pup.
544,895 Likes | 163 days ago | 1,513
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Versailles - the breathtaking wedding of Lang Lang and Gina! Such an incredibly beautiful and talented couple!!
414,913 Likes | 163 days ago | 3,219
I didn’t have *a* drink. I had all of them. My idea was to get everyone drunk so we could win but we accidentally drank it all on my team. Number one answer for this: karma 😩😩😩😩
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I think someone’s gonna take his first steps in Italy! oh dear
364,192 Likes | 169 days ago | 818
One of the most memorable lip sync battles EVER!!! Luna had never been so happy in her life. We’ll be watching and reliving TOOOOnight!! Get ready for big bird VS jason schwartzman, tonight on @paramountnetwork, 10/9c!! @lipsyncbattle 💛